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  1. Gallagher Shaman of Sexy

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    Dude. Uncool. I'm gonna have to storm out.

    I'm better than you lot anyway.
     
  2. Saved SynTheMerc

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    Gallagher is full of jokes today! :lmao: ... :dry:
     
  3. Gallagher Shaman of Sexy

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  4. twylight One And Only

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    Ah..the two country birds of the RPG's:


    Black Canary:
    Well, firstly..the HEADLINE news is about how the local High School team won a football game. But article right under it on the FIRST PAGE is:
    "Gnome nabbing has resident clueless."


    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    Ha.

    Black Canary:
    And a cute picture of garden gnomes, with the caption:
    "Residents of Papago Springs are distraught after four gnomes were stolen from their neighborhood park."


    Black Canary:
    DISTRAUGHT! Distraught...over garden gnomes

    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    I must confess. I did it!

    Black Canary:
    You enjoy those gnomes..for you have caused the heartache of dozens of geriatric residents. SHAME ON YOU!

    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    :hehe:

    Black Canary:
    :p

    Black Canary:
    I'll also have you know that the article on possible Border Patrol Abuse is UNDER that...How gnome nabbing is more important than Border Patrol Abuse..I...I don't know.

    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    Duh.

    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    That's how news works.

    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    Football > Gnomes > Border Patrol

    The Bogus Byrd Man: Well, one of our top stories last week was a crack bus. A bus driver was selling crack on his bus route. He chased deputies downtown with passengers on his bus

    Black Canary:
    I guess they ask for exact change for a reason.

    The Bogus Byrd Man:
    zing


    -----------------

    And from the Town Ferret...

    SuperFerret:
    so anyway, I was in Toys R Us yesterday (got myself a new gameboy) and I was wandering around the store

    SuperFerret:
    and I was in the DC/Marvel aisle when I heard a little kid pick up a figure and yell "Guy Gardner! YES!!" and then run to his mom

    Black Canary:
    HAHAHA

    Steve:
    the funniest thing was that he was reading it off the package and probably didn't know who Guy is. I nearly died laughing.
     
  5. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Murdock = Peter Parker/SSF, obviously.

    Murdock says (9:18 PM):
    I think I scared you away

    Batman says (9:18 PM):
    No.

    Batman says (9:18 PM):
    You gave me a 'gasm so big that I passed out.

    Murdock says (9:18 PM):
    Heyyy.

    Murdock says (9:19 PM):
    Isn't that twy's job?!

    Batman says (9:19 PM):
    Usually, it is!

    Batman says (9:19 PM):
    Which is why I'm scared!
     
  6. Eddie Brock Golden Domer

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    [18:21] Shlee: zomg heroes premier
    [18:22] Eddie: Tell me about it!
    [18:22] Eddie: Wait...
    [18:22] Eddie: You're a Heroes fan?
    [18:22] Eddie: ...
    [18:22] Eddie: Will you marry me?
     
  7. Gallagher Shaman of Sexy

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    Actually this is how me and my Ex got together.
     
  8. Eddie Brock Golden Domer

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    See? Heroes brings people together.
     
  9. Johnny Blaze Freethinker

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    Charlie = Me
    Seeker = Gallagher


    The Seeker says:
    Oioi, whos this?

    Charlie says:
    I was wondering the same thing about you.

    The Seeker says:
    ... Weird

    Charlie says:
    Very much so

    The Seeker says:
    Is your real name charlie?

    Charlie says:
    No

    The Seeker says:
    where do you live? I shall figure this the **** out

    Charlie says:
    Florida

    Charlie says:
    One down, five more questions to go

    The Seeker says:
    Ah, so I don't know you in real life

    The Seeker says:
    Wait, Jables?

    Charlie says:
    ??

    Charlie says:
    Jack Black?

    The Seeker says:
    nevermind

    The Seeker says:
    My heads gonna implode

    Charlie says:
    As long as somebody cleans up the mess, it's cook

    Charlie says:
    cool too

    Charlie says:
    But mainly cook

    The Seeker says:
    Aye, waste not want not

    Charlie says:
    What web sites do you visit?

    The Seeker says:
    Hmm, you off SHH?

    Charlie says:
    No, I'm on it

    The Seeker says:
    *slow clap*

    The Seeker says:
    Reet, well it's Gallagher

    The Seeker says:
    hi

    Charlie says:
    I know

    Charlie says:
    Figured from the avatar

    The Seeker says:
    ... could've helped me out a little then

    Charlie says:
    Help? For what?

    The Seeker says:
    urgh nevermind

    The Seeker says:
    So who are you?

    Charlie says:
    Charlie

    The Seeker says:
    ...

    Charlie says:
    Hey, you asked.

    The Seeker says:
    I hate you

    Charlie says:
    Many do

    Charlie says:
    This has to go in the Chat Log thread

    The Seeker says:
    I am nay allowed to post in there... I always post innapropriate things
     
  10. Blacklight Revamped and Renegade.

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    Spike_x1 says:
    Checking the Animal Planet channel, MB?
    MasterBruce says:
    You know it.
    venom160 says:
    lol
    twylight says:
    hahahah
    venom160 says:
    rofl
    Spike_x1 says:
    and on that note, I'm going to bed
    MasterBruce says:
    Later.
    venom160 says:
    see ya
    MasterBruce says:
    Post some more of that badass Manta, when you get up!

    Spike_x1 has left the conversation.

    MasterBruce says:
    And I'm sure he didn't hear me.
    twylight says:
    Aww
    venom160 says:
    ha!
    BL says:
    :huh:
    BL says:
    Dude....
    BL says:
    Noone can hear you
    BL says:
    We're typing
    twylight says:
    hahahahah
    SuperFerret says:
    hehe
     
  11. Venom160 Enigmatic Loner

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    wow I don't even remember that.......musta been higher than I thought.
     
  12. Eddie Brock Golden Domer

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    [02:17] Dev Lewis: ...
    [02:17] Dev Lewis: Are...
    [02:17] Dev Lewis: Are you serious?
    [02:17] Eddie: Quite.
    [02:18] Dev Lewis: That's what happened to me.
    [02:18] Dev Lewis: Literally.
    [02:18] Dev Lewis: The exact same situation.
    [02:18] Eddie: You...
    [02:18] Eddie: ...are me?
    [02:18] Dev Lewis: Eddie Brock = Peter Parker?
    [02:18] Dev Lewis: Did we just implode the marvel universe?
     
  13. Matt Murdock Registered

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    3:01:54 AM Eddie: I haven't had many people *********e over the phone with me, to be honest with you.
    3:02:06 AM Dev Lewis: Gotta tell you the truth... she was my first.
    3:02:10 AM Dev Lewis: And invariably my last.
    3:02:17 AM Dev Lewis: Unfortunately, I can't get her to stop.
    3:03:29 AM Dev Lewis: It's so weird.
    3:03:38 AM Dev Lewis: But... I must admit... It's sorta hot.
    3:04:45 AM Eddie: I can imagine. Barely, but I can imagine
    3:05:10 AM Dev Lewis: Once you get over the weirdness, it's sorta like...
    3:05:22 AM Dev Lewis: You contemplate what's happening on the other end of the line.
    3:05:34 AM Dev Lewis: oh ****, she's calling me.
    3:05:35 AM Dev Lewis: Right now.
    3:05:37 AM Dev Lewis: At this second.
    3:05:42 AM Dev Lewis: Yup, gonna ignore that call.
    3:05:49 AM Eddie: Why, man?
    3:05:56 AM Eddie: God is giving you a gift.
     
  14. Eddie Brock Golden Domer

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Matt Murdock Registered

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  16. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Shlee says (12:28 AM):
    my dog's ear smells like.. pepperoni..
    Batman says (12:28 AM):
    ...
    Batman says (12:28 AM):
    ......that, above all, has to be one of the most random statements ever written.

    And yet, later on...

    SuperFerret says (12:29 AM):
    speaking of dogs and rotten meat, have I told you all about the time I tried Beggin' Strips?
    Black Canary says (12:30 AM):
    Jane, you ignorant ****
    Batman says (12:31 AM):
    ...Second most random thing ever written.
     
  17. wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    +50 points for twy's classic SNL quote. :up:
     
  18. Batman Dramatic Example

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    You left at a bad time, wieg. She's been saying them nonstop.

    I'm only halfway driven to madness by the frequency of it. :up:
     
  19. Shlee Sailor Jupiter

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    I finally made it in! AWESOME! I am part of the semi-cool-but-mostly-totally-geeky-and-random club! Wewt!
     
  20. Venom160 Enigmatic Loner

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    [15:02] Synmerc: ...You smoke too much today?
    [15:02] Synmerc: :\
    [15:02] Mortal 120: no this me me sober
    [15:02] Mortal 120: is*
    [15:02] Synmerc: what a disapointment
    [15:02] Mortal 120: I know..... :(
     
  21. trustyside-kick The Marine Marvel

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    Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
    Losing internet connection is like losing a damn limb

    Sergio says:
    well, in a population of 12, i'd imagine without internet you get bored as **** easily

    Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
    Exactly. I mean, we've all had sex with each other by now, so internet is really all we have

    Sergio says:
    well, there's always...you know...that other alternative

    Sergio says:
    I mean, MB's never looked happier

    Sergio says:
    just look at 'em

    Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
    If only we had goats. Damn polar bears ate them all back in the Great War of '97

    Sergio says:
    wasn't that the war where even the seals decided to stay neutral? such a useless, pointless war. nothing but bloodshed

    Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
    It's a dark spot in out nation's 12 year history

    Sergio says:
    what started the war, by the way? the textbooks never EVER state what started the war

    Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
    An episode of Cheers

    Sergio says:
    Oh, then I suppose it wasn't such a useless war after all
     
  22. Eddie Brock Golden Domer

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    I think I know which episode of Cheers caused it, and damn if it ain't worth dying for.
     
  23. Gallagher Shaman of Sexy

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    Out of context FTW:

    Lewis says:
    lol that is genius
    Harvey Dent says:
    What the penis?
    Lewis says:
    yeah
    Harvey Dent says:
    lol I love us
     
  24. Blacklight Revamped and Renegade.

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    Syn says:
    he looks like a poke'mon
    Syn says: :o
    Jon says:
    I tried
    Jon says:
    But for the record
    Jon says:
    I always took Batman as a cupkake-man rather than a muffin-man
    Syn says:
    ...alrighty
    Jon says:
    Superman seems like he'd be the muffin-eater
    Jon says:
    But Batman...
    Jon says:
    He likes frosting
    Jon says:
    Thus, the cupkakes
    Syn says:
    I'm scared to ask
    Syn says:
    batman :heart: frosting...why
    Syn says:
    ?
    Jon says:
    Because his life has been so bitter, he needs sweet to ease the pain
    Syn says:
    ....
    Syn says:
    BL...please for the sake of all of us
    Syn says:
    Don't steal Venom's stash again.
    Jon says: :csad:
    Jon says:
    I stand by my theories
    Jon says:
    Just like I think Flash is a pop-tart kind of guy...
    Jon says:
    They're fast to make
    Jon says:
    So he pops 'em out of the toaster before he goes to kick some ass
    Syn says:
    ...
    Syn says:
    Okay, stay away from Feature's stash.
    Jon says:
    What's sad is that you think I'm NOT this crazy WITHOUT drugs...
    Jon says:
    Green Lantern... Eclairs
    Jon says:
    Wonder Woman... streudel
    Jon says:
    Lex... chocolate cake
    Syn says:
    Dude, I don't know who the ****'s stash you got into now.
    Jon says:
    MBs?
    Syn says:
    ...
    Syn says:
    Have you had delusions of darkness and occasional bruding?
    Jon says:
    No
    Syn says:
    :dry:....then no.
     
  25. Matt Murdock Registered

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    Everyone knows that Lex is a creme brulé man.
     

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