Gallagher
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**** name edits. I'll tell you who the name is. That dirty Sensei of cheese!
Dude. Uncool. I'm gonna have to storm out.
I'm better than you lot anyway.
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Dude. Uncool. I'm gonna have to storm out.
I'm better than you lot anyway.
... 
twylight
One And Only
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Ah..the two country birds of the RPG's:
Black Canary:
Well, firstly..the HEADLINE news is about how the local High School team won a football game. But article right under it on the FIRST PAGE is:
"Gnome nabbing has resident clueless."
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Ha.
Black Canary:
And a cute picture of garden gnomes, with the caption:
"Residents of Papago Springs are distraught after four gnomes were stolen from their neighborhood park."
Black Canary:
DISTRAUGHT! Distraught...over garden gnomes
The Bogus Byrd Man:
I must confess. I did it!
Black Canary:
You enjoy those gnomes..for you have caused the heartache of dozens of geriatric residents. SHAME ON YOU!
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Black Canary:
Black Canary:
I'll also have you know that the article on possible Border Patrol Abuse is UNDER that...How gnome nabbing is more important than Border Patrol Abuse..I...I don't know.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Duh.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
That's how news works.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Football > Gnomes > Border Patrol
The Bogus Byrd Man: Well, one of our top stories last week was a crack bus. A bus driver was selling crack on his bus route. He chased deputies downtown with passengers on his bus
Black Canary:
I guess they ask for exact change for a reason.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
zing
-----------------
And from the Town Ferret...
SuperFerret:
so anyway, I was in Toys R Us yesterday (got myself a new gameboy) and I was wandering around the store
SuperFerret:
and I was in the DC/Marvel aisle when I heard a little kid pick up a figure and yell "Guy Gardner! YES!!" and then run to his mom
Black Canary:
HAHAHA
Steve:
the funniest thing was that he was reading it off the package and probably didn't know who Guy is. I nearly died laughing.
Black Canary:
Well, firstly..the HEADLINE news is about how the local High School team won a football game. But article right under it on the FIRST PAGE is:
"Gnome nabbing has resident clueless."
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Ha.
Black Canary:
And a cute picture of garden gnomes, with the caption:
"Residents of Papago Springs are distraught after four gnomes were stolen from their neighborhood park."
Black Canary:
DISTRAUGHT! Distraught...over garden gnomes
The Bogus Byrd Man:
I must confess. I did it!
Black Canary:
You enjoy those gnomes..for you have caused the heartache of dozens of geriatric residents. SHAME ON YOU!
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Black Canary:
Black Canary:
I'll also have you know that the article on possible Border Patrol Abuse is UNDER that...How gnome nabbing is more important than Border Patrol Abuse..I...I don't know.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Duh.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
That's how news works.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
Football > Gnomes > Border Patrol
The Bogus Byrd Man: Well, one of our top stories last week was a crack bus. A bus driver was selling crack on his bus route. He chased deputies downtown with passengers on his bus
Black Canary:
I guess they ask for exact change for a reason.
The Bogus Byrd Man:
zing
-----------------
And from the Town Ferret...
SuperFerret:
so anyway, I was in Toys R Us yesterday (got myself a new gameboy) and I was wandering around the store
SuperFerret:
and I was in the DC/Marvel aisle when I heard a little kid pick up a figure and yell "Guy Gardner! YES!!" and then run to his mom
Black Canary:
HAHAHA
Steve:
the funniest thing was that he was reading it off the package and probably didn't know who Guy is. I nearly died laughing.
Batman
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Murdock = Peter Parker/SSF, obviously.
Murdock says (9:18 PM):
I think I scared you away
Batman says (9:18 PM):
No.
Batman says (9:18 PM):
You gave me a 'gasm so big that I passed out.
Murdock says (9:18 PM):
Heyyy.
Murdock says (9:19 PM):
Isn't that twy's job?!
Batman says (9:19 PM):
Usually, it is!
Batman says (9:19 PM):
Which is why I'm scared!
Murdock says (9:18 PM):
I think I scared you away
Batman says (9:18 PM):
No.
Batman says (9:18 PM):
You gave me a 'gasm so big that I passed out.
Murdock says (9:18 PM):
Heyyy.
Murdock says (9:19 PM):
Isn't that twy's job?!
Batman says (9:19 PM):
Usually, it is!
Batman says (9:19 PM):
Which is why I'm scared!
Eddie Brock
Golden Domer
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[18:21] Shlee: zomg heroes premier
[18:22] Eddie: Tell me about it!
[18:22] Eddie: Wait...
[18:22] Eddie: You're a Heroes fan?
[18:22] Eddie: ...
[18:22] Eddie: Will you marry me?
[18:22] Eddie: Tell me about it!
[18:22] Eddie: Wait...
[18:22] Eddie: You're a Heroes fan?
[18:22] Eddie: ...
[18:22] Eddie: Will you marry me?
Gallagher
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Actually this is how me and my Ex got together.
Eddie Brock
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See? Heroes brings people together.
Johnny Blaze
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Charlie = Me
Seeker = Gallagher
The Seeker says:
Oioi, whos this?
Charlie says:
I was wondering the same thing about you.
The Seeker says:
... Weird
Charlie says:
Very much so
The Seeker says:
Is your real name charlie?
Charlie says:
No
The Seeker says:
where do you live? I shall figure this the **** out
Charlie says:
Florida
Charlie says:
One down, five more questions to go
The Seeker says:
Ah, so I don't know you in real life
The Seeker says:
Wait, Jables?
Charlie says:
??
Charlie says:
Jack Black?
The Seeker says:
nevermind
The Seeker says:
My heads gonna implode
Charlie says:
As long as somebody cleans up the mess, it's cook
Charlie says:
cool too
Charlie says:
But mainly cook
The Seeker says:
Aye, waste not want not
Charlie says:
What web sites do you visit?
The Seeker says:
Hmm, you off SHH?
Charlie says:
No, I'm on it
The Seeker says:
*slow clap*
The Seeker says:
Reet, well it's Gallagher
The Seeker says:
hi
Charlie says:
I know
Charlie says:
Figured from the avatar
The Seeker says:
... could've helped me out a little then
Charlie says:
Help? For what?
The Seeker says:
urgh nevermind
The Seeker says:
So who are you?
Charlie says:
Charlie
The Seeker says:
...
Charlie says:
Hey, you asked.
The Seeker says:
I hate you
Charlie says:
Many do
Charlie says:
This has to go in the Chat Log thread
The Seeker says:
I am nay allowed to post in there... I always post innapropriate things
Seeker = Gallagher
The Seeker says:
Oioi, whos this?
Charlie says:
I was wondering the same thing about you.
The Seeker says:
... Weird
Charlie says:
Very much so
The Seeker says:
Is your real name charlie?
Charlie says:
No
The Seeker says:
where do you live? I shall figure this the **** out
Charlie says:
Florida
Charlie says:
One down, five more questions to go
The Seeker says:
Ah, so I don't know you in real life
The Seeker says:
Wait, Jables?
Charlie says:
??
Charlie says:
Jack Black?
The Seeker says:
nevermind
The Seeker says:
My heads gonna implode
Charlie says:
As long as somebody cleans up the mess, it's cook
Charlie says:
cool too
Charlie says:
But mainly cook
The Seeker says:
Aye, waste not want not
Charlie says:
What web sites do you visit?
The Seeker says:
Hmm, you off SHH?
Charlie says:
No, I'm on it
The Seeker says:
*slow clap*
The Seeker says:
Reet, well it's Gallagher
The Seeker says:
hi
Charlie says:
I know
Charlie says:
Figured from the avatar
The Seeker says:
... could've helped me out a little then
Charlie says:
Help? For what?
The Seeker says:
urgh nevermind
The Seeker says:
So who are you?
Charlie says:
Charlie
The Seeker says:
...
Charlie says:
Hey, you asked.
The Seeker says:
I hate you
Charlie says:
Many do
Charlie says:
This has to go in the Chat Log thread
The Seeker says:
I am nay allowed to post in there... I always post innapropriate things
Blacklight
Revamped and Renegade.
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Spike_x1 says:
Checking the Animal Planet channel, MB?
MasterBruce says:
You know it.
venom160 says:
lol
twylight says:
hahahah
venom160 says:
rofl
Spike_x1 says:
and on that note, I'm going to bed
MasterBruce says:
Later.
venom160 says:
see ya
MasterBruce says:
Post some more of that badass Manta, when you get up!
Spike_x1 has left the conversation.
MasterBruce says:
And I'm sure he didn't hear me.
twylight says:
Aww
venom160 says:
ha!
BL says:
BL says:
Dude....
BL says:
Noone can hear you
BL says:
We're typing
twylight says:
hahahahah
SuperFerret says:
hehe
Checking the Animal Planet channel, MB?
MasterBruce says:
You know it.
venom160 says:
lol
twylight says:
hahahah
venom160 says:
rofl
Spike_x1 says:
and on that note, I'm going to bed
MasterBruce says:
Later.
venom160 says:
see ya
MasterBruce says:
Post some more of that badass Manta, when you get up!
Spike_x1 has left the conversation.
MasterBruce says:
And I'm sure he didn't hear me.
twylight says:
Aww
venom160 says:
ha!
BL says:
BL says:
Dude....
BL says:
Noone can hear you
BL says:
We're typing
twylight says:
hahahahah
SuperFerret says:
hehe
Eddie Brock
Golden Domer
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[02:17] Dev Lewis: ...
[02:17] Dev Lewis: Are...
[02:17] Dev Lewis: Are you serious?
[02:17] Eddie: Quite.
[02:18] Dev Lewis: That's what happened to me.
[02:18] Dev Lewis: Literally.
[02:18] Dev Lewis: The exact same situation.
[02:18] Eddie: You...
[02:18] Eddie: ...are me?
[02:18] Dev Lewis: Eddie Brock = Peter Parker?
[02:18] Dev Lewis: Did we just implode the marvel universe?
[02:17] Dev Lewis: Are...
[02:17] Dev Lewis: Are you serious?
[02:17] Eddie: Quite.
[02:18] Dev Lewis: That's what happened to me.
[02:18] Dev Lewis: Literally.
[02:18] Dev Lewis: The exact same situation.
[02:18] Eddie: You...
[02:18] Eddie: ...are me?
[02:18] Dev Lewis: Eddie Brock = Peter Parker?
[02:18] Dev Lewis: Did we just implode the marvel universe?
Matt Murdock
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3:01:54 AM Eddie: I haven't had many people *********e over the phone with me, to be honest with you.
3:02:06 AM Dev Lewis: Gotta tell you the truth... she was my first.
3:02:10 AM Dev Lewis: And invariably my last.
3:02:17 AM Dev Lewis: Unfortunately, I can't get her to stop.
3:03:29 AM Dev Lewis: It's so weird.
3:03:38 AM Dev Lewis: But... I must admit... It's sorta hot.
3:04:45 AM Eddie: I can imagine. Barely, but I can imagine
3:05:10 AM Dev Lewis: Once you get over the weirdness, it's sorta like...
3:05:22 AM Dev Lewis: You contemplate what's happening on the other end of the line.
3:05:34 AM Dev Lewis: oh ****, she's calling me.
3:05:35 AM Dev Lewis: Right now.
3:05:37 AM Dev Lewis: At this second.
3:05:42 AM Dev Lewis: Yup, gonna ignore that call.
3:05:49 AM Eddie: Why, man?
3:05:56 AM Eddie: God is giving you a gift.
3:02:06 AM Dev Lewis: Gotta tell you the truth... she was my first.
3:02:10 AM Dev Lewis: And invariably my last.
3:02:17 AM Dev Lewis: Unfortunately, I can't get her to stop.
3:03:29 AM Dev Lewis: It's so weird.
3:03:38 AM Dev Lewis: But... I must admit... It's sorta hot.
3:04:45 AM Eddie: I can imagine. Barely, but I can imagine
3:05:10 AM Dev Lewis: Once you get over the weirdness, it's sorta like...
3:05:22 AM Dev Lewis: You contemplate what's happening on the other end of the line.
3:05:34 AM Dev Lewis: oh ****, she's calling me.
3:05:35 AM Dev Lewis: Right now.
3:05:37 AM Dev Lewis: At this second.
3:05:42 AM Dev Lewis: Yup, gonna ignore that call.
3:05:49 AM Eddie: Why, man?
3:05:56 AM Eddie: God is giving you a gift.
Eddie Brock
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Bwahahaha. 
Batman
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Shlee says (12:28 AM):
my dog's ear smells like.. pepperoni..
Batman says (12:28 AM):
...
Batman says (12:28 AM):
......that, above all, has to be one of the most random statements ever written.
And yet, later on...
SuperFerret says (12:29 AM):
speaking of dogs and rotten meat, have I told you all about the time I tried Beggin' Strips?
Black Canary says (12:30 AM):
Jane, you ignorant ****
Batman says (12:31 AM):
...Second most random thing ever written.
my dog's ear smells like.. pepperoni..
Batman says (12:28 AM):
...
Batman says (12:28 AM):
......that, above all, has to be one of the most random statements ever written.
And yet, later on...
SuperFerret says (12:29 AM):
speaking of dogs and rotten meat, have I told you all about the time I tried Beggin' Strips?
Black Canary says (12:30 AM):
Jane, you ignorant ****
Batman says (12:31 AM):
...Second most random thing ever written.
trustyside-kick
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Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Losing internet connection is like losing a damn limb
Sergio says:
well, in a population of 12, i'd imagine without internet you get bored as **** easily
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Exactly. I mean, we've all had sex with each other by now, so internet is really all we have
Sergio says:
well, there's always...you know...that other alternative
Sergio says:
I mean, MB's never looked happier
Sergio says:
just look at 'em
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
If only we had goats. Damn polar bears ate them all back in the Great War of '97
Sergio says:
wasn't that the war where even the seals decided to stay neutral? such a useless, pointless war. nothing but bloodshed
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
It's a dark spot in out nation's 12 year history
Sergio says:
what started the war, by the way? the textbooks never EVER state what started the war
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
An episode of Cheers
Sergio says:
Oh, then I suppose it wasn't such a useless war after all
Losing internet connection is like losing a damn limb
Sergio says:
well, in a population of 12, i'd imagine without internet you get bored as **** easily
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
Exactly. I mean, we've all had sex with each other by now, so internet is really all we have
Sergio says:
well, there's always...you know...that other alternative
Sergio says:
I mean, MB's never looked happier
Sergio says:
just look at 'em
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
If only we had goats. Damn polar bears ate them all back in the Great War of '97
Sergio says:
wasn't that the war where even the seals decided to stay neutral? such a useless, pointless war. nothing but bloodshed
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
It's a dark spot in out nation's 12 year history
Sergio says:
what started the war, by the way? the textbooks never EVER state what started the war
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese says:
An episode of Cheers
Sergio says:
Oh, then I suppose it wasn't such a useless war after all
Eddie Brock
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I think I know which episode of Cheers caused it, and damn if it ain't worth dying for.
Blacklight
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Syn says:
he looks like a poke'mon
Syn says:
Jon says:
I tried
Jon says:
But for the record
Jon says:
I always took Batman as a cupkake-man rather than a muffin-man
Syn says:
...alrighty
Jon says:
Superman seems like he'd be the muffin-eater
Jon says:
But Batman...
Jon says:
He likes frosting
Jon says:
Thus, the cupkakes
Syn says:
I'm scared to ask
Syn says:
batman :heart: frosting...why
Syn says:
?
Jon says:
Because his life has been so bitter, he needs sweet to ease the pain
Syn says:
....
Syn says:
BL...please for the sake of all of us
Syn says:
Don't steal Venom's stash again.
Jon says:
Jon says:
I stand by my theories
Jon says:
Just like I think Flash is a pop-tart kind of guy...
Jon says:
They're fast to make
Jon says:
So he pops 'em out of the toaster before he goes to kick some ass
Syn says:
...
Syn says:
Okay, stay away from Feature's stash.
Jon says:
What's sad is that you think I'm NOT this crazy WITHOUT drugs...
Jon says:
Green Lantern... Eclairs
Jon says:
Wonder Woman... streudel
Jon says:
Lex... chocolate cake
Syn says:
Dude, I don't know who the ****'s stash you got into now.
Jon says:
MBs?
Syn says:
...
Syn says:
Have you had delusions of darkness and occasional bruding?
Jon says:
No
Syn says:
....then no.
he looks like a poke'mon
Syn says:
Jon says:
I tried
Jon says:
But for the record
Jon says:
I always took Batman as a cupkake-man rather than a muffin-man
Syn says:
...alrighty
Jon says:
Superman seems like he'd be the muffin-eater
Jon says:
But Batman...
Jon says:
He likes frosting
Jon says:
Thus, the cupkakes
Syn says:
I'm scared to ask
Syn says:
batman :heart: frosting...why
Syn says:
?
Jon says:
Because his life has been so bitter, he needs sweet to ease the pain
Syn says:
....
Syn says:
BL...please for the sake of all of us
Syn says:
Don't steal Venom's stash again.
Jon says:
Jon says:
I stand by my theories
Jon says:
Just like I think Flash is a pop-tart kind of guy...
Jon says:
They're fast to make
Jon says:
So he pops 'em out of the toaster before he goes to kick some ass
Syn says:
...
Syn says:
Okay, stay away from Feature's stash.
Jon says:
What's sad is that you think I'm NOT this crazy WITHOUT drugs...
Jon says:
Green Lantern... Eclairs
Jon says:
Wonder Woman... streudel
Jon says:
Lex... chocolate cake
Syn says:
Dude, I don't know who the ****'s stash you got into now.
Jon says:
MBs?
Syn says:
...
Syn says:
Have you had delusions of darkness and occasional bruding?
Jon says:
No
Syn says:
....then no.Matt Murdock
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Everyone knows that Lex is a creme brulé man.
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