Random Chat Logs

[Climperoonie]

Wow...I like Queen and all, but damn. You do know singing Queen out loud gives you Teh Aidz, right?

Yup, your point being?

 

[Byrd Man]

I just don't want you kids dying at an early age...or if you're like Magic Johnson, never.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Wow...I like Queen and all, but damn. You do know singing Queen out loud gives you Teh Aidz, right?

That's nothing...

 

[Catman_prb]

Track 2: Don't Look Back In Anger

Gallagher:SLIP INSIIIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIIIND!
Cats:dont you know you might find
Cats:a better place to play
Gallagher:You saay that you've never beeeen
Cats:but all the things that youve seen
Cats:slowly fade away
Gallagher:so i'll start a revoloution from my bed
Peter Parker:cause you said the brains i had
Peter Parker:went to my head
Cats: slip outside, summertimes in bloom
Gallagher:stand up beside the fireplace, TAKE THAT LOOK FROM OFF YOUR FACE!
Cats:you aint ever gonna burn my heart ouuut
Cats:SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Gallagher:SOOOOOOOOO
Gallagher:SALLY CANW AIT
Cats:SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE
Cats:AS SHES WALKIN ON BYYYYYyyyy
Gallagher:as we're walkin on byee
Gallagher:woops, i ****ed up
Cats:her soul, slides away
Gallagher:BUT DONT LOOK BAACK IN ANGER I HEARD YA SAY
Gallagher:Take me tooo the place where you gooo
Cats:where nobody knoows
Cats:when its not our day
Gallagher:if its night or day
Gallagher:woops ****ed up again lol
Gallagher:i r suck
Cats:teh shamez
Gallagher:wait no i was right!
Cats:**** it
Cats:oh well
Gallagher:just looked up the lyrics lol
Cats:please dont put your life in my haaaaaaaaaands
Cats:cheating bastard
Gallagher:OH A ROCK N ROLL BAAAAND
Cats: we throw it all away
Gallagher:gonna start a revoloution from my bed
Cats: wrong!
Cats: it's back to the chorus isnt it?
Gallagher:No
Cats: aw ****
Gallagher:it goes back to the 'bed' line lol
Gallagher:**** it new song
Cats: fine

 

[Gallagher]

Epic.

 

[wiegeabo]

Wow...I like Queen and all, but damn. You do know singing Queen out loud gives you Teh Aidz, right?

 

[Matt Murdock]

Gallagher: I love lamp
Peter Parker: You probably like smash mouth too, Gallagher.
Catman_prb: and why wouldnt he?
Gallagher: ... URGH
Peter Parker.: hahaha!
Gallagher: good ****ing heavens never mention them again
Peter Parker.: cant get enough of you, baby!
Catman_prb: their rendition of i'm a believer in c sharp minor was superb
Gallagher: I only know that IRRITATING ****ing tune they did that was on Shrek
Catman_prb ...i'm a believer and all star
Peter Parker.: All star
Gallagher: THAT one, the second one
Catman_prb: yeah, that's ****
Gallagher: *shudders*
Catman_prb: however im a believer is better than the original version
Peter Parker.: Mama
Peter Parker.: Just killed a man
Peter Parker.: Put a gun against his head
Gallagher: ****ing TUNE
Peter Parker.: pulled my trigger now he's dead
Peter Parker. mama
Gallagher: OOooOooo
Peter Parker.: life had just begun!
Peter Parker.: but now I've gone
Peter Parker.: and thrown it allll away.
Peter Parker.: MAMAAAAA
Gallagher: MAAMAAAAA
Peter Parker.: OHHOHOH
Catman_prb: every gathering of my friends and i ends in a big drunken circle singing that
Gallagher: OOOOOoooOoO
Peter Parker.: DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
Catman_prb: I DONT WANNA DIEEEE
Catman_prb: ...crap
Gallagher: uh oh
Gallagher: someone dun ****ed up the song
Catman_prb:
Peter Parker. ...Darn.
Peter Parker.: I've gottt to go
Gallagher: **** YOU
Peter Parker.: gotta leave y'all behind and face the truthhhh
Catman_prb: GO TO HELL
Peter Parker.: MAMAAAAA
Catman_prb: oh right
Peter Parker.: OH OH OHOHHHHHHH
Peter Parker.: I DON'T WANNA DIE
Peter Parker.: I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLL
Gallagher: CARRY ONNNN CARRY ONNNN
Catman_prb: As if nothing really matters
Gallagher: i probably got it wrong
Catman_prb: think it's right
Gallagher: I see a little shilloutte of a man
Gallagher: i cant spell shilloutee
Gallagher: sihllouette
Catman_prb: scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do the fandango
Gallagher: ?
Gallagher: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTENING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
Peter Parker.: HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
Keyser Soze: GALLILEO!
Catman_prb: ooh gallileo
BLACKLIGHT: Huh?
Catman_prb: gallileo
Master Bruce: Blacklight, you just done made the worst mistake of your life.
Keyser Soze: GAILLILEO-FIGARO!
Peter Parker.: GUITAR SOLO!
Peter Parker.: DOW DOW DOWDOWOWDWOWOWWWW
Gallagher: for meeeeeeeee
Catman_prb: BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEEE
Catman_prb: FOR MEEEEEE
Peter Parker.: so you think you can stomp me and spit in my eyeeee
Keyser Soze: FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gallagher: FOR MEEEEEEEEEE
Peter Parker.: so you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Peter Parker.: OH BABY
Peter Parker.: CANT DO THIS TO ME BABY
Gallagher: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DUN
Peter Parker.: JUST GOTTA GET OUT
Catman_prb: just gotta get out
Peter Parker.: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HEREEEE
Catman_prb: just gotta get right outta here
Gallagher: dun dun dun dun du dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Peter Parker.: (I ****in' love queen)
Catman_prb: i know, awesome ****
Peter Parker.: Ohhhhhhh, ohh yeah. ohh yeah!
Peter Parker.: ohhhhhhhh.
Peter Parker.: Nothing really matters.
Peter Parker.: Anyone can see.
Peter Parker.: nothing really matters.
Catman_prb: nothing really matter
Gallagher: nothing really matters
Peter Parker.: nothing.
Peter Parker.: really.
Peter Parker.: matters.
Peter Parker.: to meeeeee
Gallagher: tooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Catman_prb: to meeeeeee

 

[Gallagher]

An album is needed

 

[Catman_prb]

Tribute

Cats:*gets out acoustic guitar*
Cats:This is the greatest and best song in the world...Tribute
Gallagher:YES
Cats:Long time ago me and my brother NUFD h ere
Cats:we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
Gallagher:when suddenly, there shined a shiny demon
Cats:in the middle...of the road
Gallagher:and he said!
Cats:AND HE SAID:
Cats:PLay the best song in the world, or i'll eat your soul
Gallagher:HAHAHA
Cats:Well me and NUFD looked at each other
Cats:and we each said
Gallagher:OKAY
Cats:And we played the first things that came to our heads
Gallagher:just so happened to be
Cats:the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world
Gallagher:look into my eyes it was easy to see 1 n 1 make 2 2 n 1 make 3
Cats:it was destiny
Cats:once every hundred thousand years or so
Gallagher:when the moon doth glow
Gallagher:(?)
Cats:when the sun doth shine and the mood doth glow
Gallagher:THATS it
Cats:and the grass doth grow...
Gallagher:grow hooooo
Cats:needless to say, the beast was stunned
Gallagher:a whipcrack with his whippy tail... and the beast was done
Cats:he asked us:
Gallagher:Be you angels?
Cats:and we said, "Nay. We are but men,"
Gallagher:ROCK!
Gallagher:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cats:This is not the greatest song in the world, no
Cats:this is just a tribute
Gallagher:couldn't rememberr the greatest song in the world no NO this is a tribuuuute woah
Cats:all right! it was the greates song in the world
Gallagher:twas the greatets song in the world oohhh booy
Cats:and the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didnt actually sound anything like this song
Gallagher:THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME AND I WISH YOU WERE THERE JUST A MATTER OF OPINION GOOD GOD!
Cats:So surprised to find you cant stop it now
Cats:All right! all right!
Cats:*plays the end to stairway to heaven on guitar*
Gallagher:lol
Gallagher:genius

 

[wiegeabo]

Oh yeah! The ****in' D!

 

[Gallagher]

The big finish:

FREE BIRD

Peter Parker: If I leave here tomorrowwwww
would you still remember me?
Gallagher: .... YES
Gallagher: Cos I must be travellin on noowww
BL:..........
Peter Parker: cause there's too many places I've got to see
Peter Parker: if I stay here with you, girl
Peter Parker: things just couldn't be the same
Gallagher: whitwhooo
Peter Parker: cause I'm as freeee as a bird nowwww
Cats: epic!
Gallagher: and this BIRD YOU CANNOT CHHAAAANGE
Peter Parker: Lord KNOWS I CANT CHANGEEEEE!
Gallagher: Nownownow nownownow nownownow nownownow nowwwww
Cats: bye, bye, it's been a sweet love, though this feeling i cant change
Peter Parker: but please don't take it
Gallagher: so badllly
Peter Parker: cause lord knows I'm to blameee
Gallagher: and if I staaaay here with youuuu girl
Peter Parker: things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as freeeeee
as a bird, now.
Cats: and this bird you can not change
Gallagher: AAAAAND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGEEE
Peter Parker: bownownownownowwwwwnownownownonwowwwwwnownownownowowowowowowwwwownownownwonwonwonwwnownwOWWWWW
Gallagher: wooooaaaah you cant change, no cant chaaaange

*GUITAR ****ING SOLO*

Peter Parker: nwonwonownwonwBWEEEEEnownonwonwonwWEEEE
Gallahger: WaOWWaOWWaOWwaowow
Peter Parker: rrrrringinginginggdrrrreeeeeDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEELDE
Gallagher: OWAwOAOWAWOWOAWOAwoawoawoawoawowooooo
Peter Parker: Lorddd knows I can't change
Lord help me, I can't cha-ay-ay-aynge!
Cats: freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird, yeah

 

[Catman_prb]

The product of hours spent slaving of MS Paint:

Ladies and gentlemen, thankyou and goodnight.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I look good.

 

[Gallagher]

****ing genius.

 

[Electro UK]

Let's not even bother mentioning the 20 man chat we had going today...

 

[Gallagher]

You should have stayed, this was still THE SAME CONVO from earlier

 

[Electro UK]

I had to go out and do people activities. Well... kickboxing. But whatever!

 

[Byrd Man]

The big finish:

FREE BIRD

Peter Parker: If I leave here tomorrowwwww
would you still remember me?
Gallagher: .... YES
Gallagher: Cos I must be travellin on noowww
BL:..........
Peter Parker: cause there's too many places I've got to see
Peter Parker: if I stay here with you, girl
Peter Parker: things just couldn't be the same
Gallagher: whitwhooo
Peter Parker: cause I'm as freeee as a bird nowwww
Cats: epic!
Gallagher: and this BIRD YOU CANNOT CHHAAAANGE
Peter Parker: Lord KNOWS I CANT CHANGEEEEE!
Gallagher: Nownownow nownownow nownownow nownownow nowwwww
Cats: bye, bye, it's been a sweet love, though this feeling i cant change
Peter Parker: but please don't take it
Gallagher: so badllly
Peter Parker: cause lord knows I'm to blameee
Gallagher: and if I staaaay here with youuuu girl
Peter Parker: things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as freeeeee
as a bird, now.
Cats: and this bird you can not change
Gallagher: AAAAAND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGEEE
Peter Parker: bownownownownowwwwwnownownownonwowwwwwnownownownowowowowowowwwwownownownwonwonwonwwnownwOWWWWW
Gallagher: wooooaaaah you cant change, no cant chaaaange

*GUITAR ****ING SOLO*

Peter Parker:nwonwonownwonwBWEEEEEnownonwonwonwWEEEE
Gallahger: WaOWWaOWWaOWwaowow
Peter Parker: rrrrringinginginggdrrrreeeeeDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEELDE
Gallagher: OWAwOAOWAWOWOAWOAwoawoawoawoawowooooo
Peter Parker: Lorddd knows I can't change
Lord help me, I can't cha-ay-ay-aynge!
Cats: freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird, yeah

Okay, that's taking it too far. You can **** up Queen all you like. But not Skynyrd!

 

[Optikal]

Let's not even bother mentioning the 20 man chat we had going today...

That was the work not of men, but of Gods.

 

[Electro UK]

Read at your own risk...

Jamie says:
I might actually go watch Two Girls one cup now
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Is that porn?
Jamie says:
You don't know what two girls one cup is?

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Sounds hot
Jamie says:
Oh my god. Bryd you're going to love it. Search it right now
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Wait, wait, wait...I think I've heard of it...and if it's what I think it is, it's pretty sick
Jamie says:
What is it?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I have no idea.
Steve says:
sick in a good way
Steve says:
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
My friend wouldn't tell me what it was. He just said I didn't want to know
Jamie says:
Bryd you have to watch it
Steve says:
*waits for Byrd to find and watch it*
Jamie says:
Just search it in google


His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Is it like the Ring? How longtill you die?
Jamie says:
Its a biiiit like the ring
Master Bruce says:
Just search for it, you *****.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Neva!
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Okay, here I go
Jamie says:
I saw one guy one cup the other day
Jamie says:
The less well known of the two
Jamie says:
But arguably worse
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
.......
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
My god.
Steve says:
there's... a.. one-guy.. one-cup...
Jamie says:
Its not what you think Steve
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I saw it.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I-I saw it.
Jamie says:
Bryd
Jamie says:
You didn't
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I just have one thing to say.
Jamie says:
You're lying
Master Bruce says:
He so did not.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Where can I get some more of it?
Jamie says:
Steve, one guy one cup is a guy shoving a glass cup up his ass
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I love the part where the eat their own ****!
Jamie says:
Except it ****ing BREAKS at the lasst second
Steve says:
yeah, that's still not something I want to see
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
That is soo hot!
Jamie says:
And he spends the next 5 minutes cutting up his hand as he reaches inside his arse and pulls out bits of glass
Jamie says:
Blood everywhere
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
But seriously, pardon me while I vomit
Jamie says:
Definately going in chat logs thread...

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
You ****ers have ruined sex for me, now. Thanks a lot.
Steve says:
hell yeah
Jamie says:
Its okay
Jamie says:
At least you've had sex
Jamie says:
Enjoyed it before I mean
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I'll never look at two lesbians the same way ever again.
Jamie says:
All my sexual experiences are in anger
Jamie says:
...by myself

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
As long as you don't do THAT with a woman
Jamie says:
Bryd
Jamie says:
Today is the first day in the rest of your life
Master Bruce says:
Go ahead and do it with yourself, though.
Jamie says:
Yeah, or a man
Jamie says:
I eat Keyser's **** all the time

Jamie says:
But then so does anyone that reads his Bullseye posts
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
But that's because he makes me
Master Bruce says:
Mmm. I'm getting hungry.
Master Bruce says:
Scuse me for a second. I'm gonna go pinch out some dinner.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

You start both singing AND posting this in this thread the moment I leave?

...I ****ing hate all of you.

 

[Electro UK]

Jamie says:
Have you ever just started a conversation looking for something to put in the chat log thread?
Lewis says:
not really, **** just happens
Jamie says:
Yeah?
Jamie says:
that should do...

 

[Green Lantern]

You start both singing AND posting this in this thread the moment I leave?

...I ****ing hate all of you.

The feelings mutual, princess. :heart:

 

[Electro UK]

Guys I'm not gonna lie. If you weren't in our MSN conversation last night, you missed out big time. We led the conversation into putting penis in Batman quotes (again).

John says:
"GODDAMNIT WILL YOU STOP POINTING THAT PENIS AT MY FAMILY!"
Lewis says:
BWAHAHA
Bjarki says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
Bjarki says:
OH GOD
Bjarki says:
OH LAWDY
Jamie says:
Dear lord
Lewis says:
Can't... breath
Lewis says:
breathe*
Jamie says:
I can only think oh ones that are just ****
Jamie says:
"We're tonights... penis"… crap
Bjarki says:
"Why. So. Flaccid?"
Jamie says:
LOL
Lewis says:
*shows coin* You spit. *turns coin over* "You swallow." "Now we're talkin"
John says:
"My penis is HUNGRY!"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"I just did what I do best. I took your little penis and turned it on itself."
Steve says:
hahaha
John says:
(in a Chechyan accent)
Bjarki says:
Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Jamie says:
"Any psychotic ex-penises I should know about?"

"Oh... you have, no idea sir."
Bjarki says:
Don't even have to change that one at all
Jamie says:
****
Jamie says:
Think of good ones damnit!
Lewis says:
How will it hold up against... *****?
No code of conduct, no law. says:
baha
Jamie says:
"What happen, your balls drop off?"
Jamie says:
Wait didn't change that
Bjarki says:
You know that day that you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? I'm coming.
Steve says:
She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a penis in my mouth and do this...

No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahahaha
Jamie says:
LOL
Bjarki says:
hahahahahhaha
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Penises are too quick you can't... savor all the little... ejaculationsss."
Bjarki says:
You know, you remind of my penis.

I HATED my penis.
No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahaha
John says:
"Never start with the penis, the victim gets all fuzzy...."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Ughhh
No code of conduct, no law. says:
h
Lewis says:
Ya wanna know... why? I use a *****?
No code of conduct, no law. says:
haha
Bjarki says:
Hahahahha
Jamie says:
"From one professional to another, a penis like that probably won't kill me."

"I'm counting on that."


...no

 

[Electro UK]

John says:
lol
Jamie says:
I will find one
Jamie says:
A good
Jamie says:
one
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Because sometimes a penis isn't good enough. Sometimes the people deserve to have their penis rewarded."
Bjarki says:
"And here...we...g..HNGGH, I'm done."
Steve says:
The Joker's just a penis. I want whoever let him out of their pants.

Bjarki says:
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your girth.
Jamie says:
Jamie says:
"You'll **** me."

"We'll **** you."
Jamie says:
I'm not even sure that's in the movie
Jamie says:
Damnit, why do I suck at this?
John says:
wrong window
Jamie says:
Mother ****er!
Jamie says:
Just trying to get something good is degrading my entire brain
Steve says:
hahaha
No code of conduct, no law. says:
A little penis in you.
No code of conduct, no law. says:
I like that.
Jamie says:
LOL
Bjarki says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Steve says:
You either die a penis or you live long enough to see yourself become the vagina.
Jamie says:
LMFAO
Jamie says:
Steve wins
Jamie says:
That's great
John says:
that is....oddly philosophical
Steve says:
it is
Jamie says:
I know
Jamie says:
I can't stop laughing
Jamie says:
But I must