Random Chat Logs

[Johnny Blaze]

Everyone knows that Lex is a creme brulé man.

Word. That bald ****er loves his fancy pants custard.

 

[Gallagher]

I thought he loved cakes?

Forty of them.

Thats as many as four tens!

Spoiler

And that's terrible...

 

[Johnny Blaze]

****...I was supposed to laugh at that, wasn't I?

 

[Batman]

Master Bruce says (10:48 PM):
I don't even have an MP3 player
SuperFerret says (10:49 PM):
I have one
Master Bruce says (10:49 PM):
**** you, weasel

 

[wiegeabo]

And in the same conversation:

SuperFerret says:
it's small but it works for me

 

[Eddie Brock]

If only wieg had posted first...

 

[Batman]

Master Bruce says (7:15 PM):
Also, I see another plot you're behind. You want to kill the RPG's!
Master Bruce says (7:15 PM):
Everyone's f***ing dropping out!
Byrd Man says (7:15 PM):
I didn't do that
Master Bruce says (7:16 PM):
Don't give me that! You're behind everything evil in this world!
Master Bruce says (7:16 PM):
The Nazi's! The KKK!
Master Bruce says (7:16 PM):
Dane Cook!

 

[wiegeabo]

Oh ****, you through Dane Cook out there! I'm surprised Byrd didn't reach through your monitor and strangle you.

 

[Green Lantern]

Master Bruce says (7:15 PM):
Also, I see another plot you're behind. You want to kill the RPG's!
Master Bruce says (7:15 PM):
Everyone's f***ing dropping out!
Byrd Man says (7:15 PM):
I didn't do that
Master Bruce says (7:16 PM):
Don't give me that! You're behind everything evil in this world!
Master Bruce says (7:16 PM):
The Nazi's! The KKK!
Master Bruce says (7:16 PM):
Dane Cook!

And he's responsible for the goat genocide.

 

[trustyside-kick]

And he's responsible for the goat genocide.

I think that one affected everyone a little bit inside.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
what you think?

Bjarki D says:
Heh, that was pretty good

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
pretty good? screw you

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
was damn amazing is more like it

Bjarki D says:
That's totally what I meant It just went weird inside your foreign ears

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
>_>

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
lucky for you, i got physics class in 10min so i gotta head off. otherwise id...id...school your ass insults that i thankfully cannot think of right now

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
so you...you...SUCK IT

Sergio - There is no Pepe Silvia says:
YEA!

Bjarki D says:
That showed me!

 

[Gallagher]

I read Physics as Pyschics.

It made the conversation that much better.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Peter Parker says:
So I have a plan;

Sensei says:
Awesome, tell me.

Peter Parker says:
So, I come to your house right? And I pull your pants down while you sleep.

Sensei says:
Wait, what?

Peter Parker says:
And then I stroke your nipples ever so lightly, see?

Sensei says:
Stop. Just stop.

Peter Parker says:
And just as you're about to wake up, I bite down on your earlobe, letting my tongue frolick about it.

Sensei says:
PP, please, stop.

Peter Parker says:
At that point, I'm going to pull out my throbbing member and

Sensei says:
GODDAMNIT, STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

Peter Parker says:
Sheesh, fine. I'm sorry.

Blackligh has joined the conversation

Blacklight says:
Yo PP, d'you tell him about the plan?

----

True story. Swear to God.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

JólaBjarki says:
How hard, really, is it to check out WHEN the latest post in a thread was made
JólaBjarki says:
and if it was months ago and the thread is dead
JólaBjarki says:
just ****ing not post
Jon says:
Yeah I know riiiiight? It's like "Yo dawg check da date, holmes!" and they be all like "Yo you ain't the man you can't be tellin a brother what to do you better recanize, G!", and then he posts

Jon says:
Lou. Zer.
JólaBjarki says:
BL: Making Racism funny since 2008

 

[wiegeabo]

Peter Parker says:
So I have a plan;

Sensei says:
Awesome, tell me.

Peter Parker says:
So, I come to your house right? And I pull your pants down while you sleep.

Sensei says:
Wait, what?

Peter Parker says:
And then I stroke your nipples ever so lightly, see?

Sensei says:
Stop. Just stop.

Peter Parker says:
And just as you're about to wake up, I bite down on your earlobe, letting my tongue frolick about it.

Sensei says:
PP, please, stop.

Peter Parker says:
At that point, I'm going to pull out my throbbing member and

Sensei says:
GODDAMNIT, STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

Peter Parker says:
Sheesh, fine. I'm sorry.

Blackligh has joined the conversation

Blacklight says:
Yo PP, d'you tell him about the plan?

----

True story. Swear to God.

Word of advice, sensei. Don't go to sleep.




Ever.

 

[Matt Murdock]

That won't stop me. :bat:

 

[SenseiofCheese]

And that's why you're wanted in 48 states.

 

[Matt Murdock]

And seventeen countries.

 

[wiegeabo]

49. Alaska just switched their position.

 

[Batman]

49. Alaska just switched their position.

Damn you, Palin!

 

[wiegeabo]

All that's left is California.

We let you do anything!

 

[Batman]

Except let folks like Sensei and Cats get married, apparentally.

 

[wiegeabo]

But if they got married, then the sex would stop.

 

[Spike_x1]

We'll let them marry up here.

 

[Green Lantern]

Damn you, Palin!

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