Random Chat Logs

I am a good friend!

Synmerc: Like I said, I'll get over it. My heart is so covered with scars these wounds won't stand out anymore than the others.
Synmerc: How ****ing emo am I?

Devin Lewis: That's wicked emo

Synmerc: I should write a song or a poem. Probably get it printed.
Synmerc: :p

Peter Parker: If you do that, I won't respect you as a writer.
Peter Parker: Ever.
Peter Parker: Again.

Synmerc: lol
Synmerc: Nah, I'm just a tortured soul who has learned to numb the pain. Physically and emotionally. I'm a soldier, and as I said, forgetting my objective would be the only thing to make me fail.

Peter Parker: emooooooooooooooooo
 
Peter Parker said:
I am a good friend!

Synmerc: Like I said, I'll get over it. My heart is so covered with scars these wounds won't stand out anymore than the others.
Synmerc: How ****ing emo am I?

Devin Lewis: That's wicked emo

Synmerc: I should write a song or a poem. Probably get it printed.
Synmerc: :p

Peter Parker: If you do that, I won't respect you as a writer.
Peter Parker: Ever.
Peter Parker: Again.

Synmerc: lol
Synmerc: Nah, I'm just a tortured soul who has learned to numb the pain. Physically and emotionally. I'm a soldier, and as I said, forgetting my objective would be the only thing to make me fail.

Peter Parker: emooooooooooooooooo
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...am I an alcoholic? :wow::dry:
 
Bjarki - SenseiofCheese: It's a real shame when people think all high and mighty of themselves, especially when others are just trying to have some fun.

Peter Parker: Yeah
Peter Parker: Damned shame
Peter Parker: or when people get too comfortable in their own skin and start making fun of others
Peter Parker:...*points to BL*
 
Peter Parker: Happy thanksgiving, Byrd.

The Bogus Byrd Man: Thanksgiving is horrible. They slaughter my fellow Byrds so they can gorge each other.

Peter Parker: Tradition is also American
Peter Parker: *Thanksgiving is also an american tradition
Peter Parker: looks like the triptofan is getting to me

The Bogus Byrd Man: Yep. It's american. That's why I love it!

Peter Parker: But you just said it's horrible!

The Bogus Byrd Man: Quiet you!

Peter Parker: Hey, when're you getting your awards up?

The Bogus Byrd Man: Eh, I haven't been keeping up with the season too well.

Peter Parker: Bad byrd!
Peter Parker: No.
Peter Parker: Nnnnn...no.

The Bogus Byrd Man: :cmad:

Peter Parker: YOU SHUT YOUR ****E MOUTH.

The Bogus Byrd Man: You look like a blueberry!

Peter Parker: Go back to your home on ****e island.

The Bogus Byrd Man: I'm going to shoot you in the back of the head with BB gun when nobody's looking

Peter Parker: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Straight shot. Right to the baby maker
 
Peter Parker: Since when is not waiting not fun?!

The Bogus Byrd Man: It's fun for me

Peter Parker: foreplay is overrated
Peter Parker: yes i said it.

The Bogus Byrd Man: Tell my wife that...
 
Just recently:

Harvey Dent says: sad thing is I type in key words to find it
Harvey Dent says: like "Gay"
Harvey Dent says: "Harvey"
Harvey Dent says: "Sex"
Harvey Dent says: All that
Harvey Dent says: ...well, we talk WAY too much about those things, bro
Harvey Dent says: :dry:
Jared says: Yeah.
Jared says: I have a reason to talk about gay sex a lot.
Jared says: I'm not sure what yours is, though.
Jared says: :p
Harvey Dent says: I'm the...
Harvey Dent says: straight...man
Harvey Dent says: :rimshot:
Jared says: Eh, either one can be the straight-man.
Jared says: We both go both ways.
Jared says: :O
Harvey Dent says: ...too many twos
Harvey Dent says: Harvey would come
Jared says: Literally.
Harvey Dent says: That's the joke
Jared says: Exactly.
Jared says: That's why I said it.
Jared says: Keep up with me here.
Harvey Dent says: ...but...
Harvey Dent says: but you...
Harvey Dent says: And I...
Harvey Dent says: Touche
Jared says: And thus you admit that you want me in your butt. Good to know.
Harvey Dent says: ...
Harvey Dent says: Once again, touche

And after I ask him if it's okay to post that:

Harvey Dent says: ...the gay stuff
Harvey Dent says: Oh hell everything we say is gay
Harvey Dent says: :csad:

Syn: My own personal prison b***h. :word:
 
What are you talking about? Harvey Dent said that. :ninja:
 
The Random Chat Logs Thread: Inspiring People to go on MSN since 2008. :up:
 
(Oh, you want random? You've got it. Batman = Me, Joker = Eddie)

Batman says (1:07 AM):
We should get a show on Fox News.
Batman says (1:07 AM):
Fair and balanced... no more!
The Joker says (1:07 AM):
Fair, schmair.
The Joker says (1:07 AM):
Schmair is a really cool-looking word.

The Joker says (1:08 AM):
Half of our show would be dedicated to TDK.
The Joker says (1:08 AM):
Every day, we'd discuss something new.
The Joker says (1:08 AM):
"Tonight: the Joker's hair. Who styles it for him? We reveal it tonight at 11."

- - -

Batman says (1:30 AM):
One night, we'd actually have a faceoff between Ledger's chin and Bale's chin.
Batman says (1:31 AM):
Chin-to-chin.
The Joker says (1:31 AM):
We would have online contests. Pictures of their chins. You have to figure out whose it is.
The Joker says (1:31 AM):
At the end of the show, we reveal the votes and the correct answer.

- - -

Batman says (1:31 AM):
'You didn't think I'd actually risk losing the battle for Gotham's chin population in a cleft-off with you?!'
The Joker says (1:32 AM):
"Never start with the chin!"
The Joker says (1:33 AM):
"Until their spirit breaks completely! Until they see the REAL Harvey's chin..."
Batman says (1:35 AM):
'What did you do?' 'Simple! I took Gotham's White Knight's chin... and brought it down to our level. Because chin-scrapes, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push!'
The Joker says (1:37 AM):
"You wouldn't dare try to justify your chin if you knew what I'd lost!"
Batman says (1:37 AM):
''Harvey, you're right. Rachel's chin being blown off was my fault. But please... don't punish the boy's chin. Punish mine!'' ''I'm about to.''
The Joker says (1:38 AM):
"You ever planning on seeing your chin again, Lieutenant?"
Batman says (1:39 AM):
''Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take your chin places. I never said it'd be places it wanted to go.''
The Joker says (1:39 AM):
"I don't need a chin!" "Not my diagnosis."
Batman says (1:40 AM):
''What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?!'' "I'm not wearing hockey chins."

- - -

Batman says (1:41 AM):
Okay, if ANYTHING is going in the Random Chat Log thread, it has to be this crap.
Batman says (1:42 AM):
Ten TDK chin-edited lines.
The Joker says (1:42 AM):
"Years ago, my friends and I were in Burma, working with the local chin. It was trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious chins. But their caravans were being raided in the forests north of Rangoon by a bandit. My friends and I set out to find the bandit, but in six months, we never met any chins who traded with him. Then, one day, I saw a child playing with a chin the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away."
The Joker says (1:42 AM):
Eleven.
Batman says (1:42 AM):
...
Batman says (1:43 AM):
'So I got a chin. Beautiful... like you.'
Batman says (1:43 AM):
Twelve. :csad:

- - -

The Joker says (1:43 AM):
"Mommy got the kitchen chin to defend herself."
The Joker says (1:43 AM):
"He stuck the blade in my chin..."
The Joker says (1:43 AM):
"He stuck the chin in my mouth..."
The Joker says (1:43 AM):
:woot:
The Joker says (1:45 AM):
If this goes in the Chat Log thread, we will lose all respect.

...

Oh, Hell. We don't have that much to begin with.

- - -

Batman says (1:45 AM):
"I just did what I do best. I took your little chin and tuuurned it ooon itseeeelf."
The Joker says (1:45 AM):
"Do I really look like the kind of guy with a chin?"
The Joker says (1:45 AM):
"The mob has chins. The cops have chins. Gordon's got chins."
Batman says (1:46 AM):
"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing chins. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know... I just... do things."

- - -

The Joker says (1:46 AM):
Ready for this?
The Joker says (1:47 AM):
"It seems you took my advice on chins a bit...literally."
The Joker says (1:47 AM):
BB CHINS!
Batman says (1:47 AM):
OH, DAMN!
The Joker says (1:47 AM):
Oh God, it never ends.
Batman says (1:47 AM):
"I think The Batman deserves a medal." "And a chin to pin it on."
The Joker says (1:47 AM):
That one's too perfect.
Batman says (1:48 AM):
"You're stronger than your chin." "You don't know my chin!"
The Joker says (1:48 AM):
"Rub your chest. Your chin will take care of itself."

- - -

The Joker says (1:49 AM):
Wow. We really could go all night, couldn't we? Alas, I cannot, though. Unfortunately, I must report to my place of employment tomorrow morning.
The Joker says (1:49 AM):
So I leave you with this:
The Joker says (1:49 AM):
"My chin never said thank you."
Batman says (1:49 AM):
"And it never has to!"
The Joker says (1:49 AM):
*Credits*
The Joker says (1:50 AM):
"BATMAN BE-CHINS"

- - -

Batman says (1:50 AM):
We've created a monster.
Batman says (1:50 AM):
A smooth, rounded, chin-shaped monster!
The Joker says (1:50 AM):
Soon, it will branch out to all genres!
The Joker says (1:50 AM):
Imagine!
The Joker says (1:51 AM):
Silence of the Chins.
The Joker says (1:51 AM):
Chin Ventura.
Batman says (1:51 AM):
My Big Fat Chin Wedding.
The Joker says (1:51 AM):
Star Chin!
Batman says (1:51 AM):
300 Chins.
Batman says (1:51 AM):
.....
Batman says (1:51 AM):
SIN CHINS.

- - -

Batman says (1:52 AM):
I'm wondering if there's a limit to the amount of stupidity one can fit in one post.
The Joker says (1:52 AM):
We'll find out.
The Joker says (1:53 AM):
"There was an error in making your post. You may not have access to this page, or there's just too much stupidity in your post."
The Joker says (1:53 AM):
"Please refresh and try again."

- - -

And, finally...

The Joker says (1:53 AM):
"He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Chin."
 
Aaaaaaaaaaand we will now be stripped of all characters and perma-banned. But it was worth it! :cmad:
 
"It's not what my chin is underneath, but what it does that defines me..."
 
It's much better if you replace "chin" with "penis".

"I took your little penis and I turned it in on itself..."
 
Lil' Miss Guild Wars says: *hugs Byrd*
The Bogus Byrd Man says: Eww...cooties
Jared says: Byrd hates the touch of women.
Jared says: I'm oddly not surprised.
The Bogus Byrd Man says: Yep. I loves some penis

You heard it here first, folks! Byrd LOVES teh c0ck.
 
Batman says (1:02 AM):
Batman: *hears knock* "Quick, Jim! Hide the stash! Breathe in!" Gordon: "Just a second, dammit! I'm almost done with the third line..."
Syn says (1:02 AM):
lol
Syn says (1:02 AM):
Barbara: Hi dad.
Syn says (1:03 AM):
Barbara: ... what's that cocaine doing on the desk
Syn says (1:03 AM):
Jim: uh...*twitch* EVIDENCE!
Syn says (1:03 AM):
Jim: ....yeah, yeah...we were...examining evidence.
Batman says (1:03 AM):
Batman: *in the shadows* *giggling* Heh. 'Evidence'.
Syn says (1:04 AM):
Jim: *staring at lamp on desk* ...
Syn says (1:04 AM):
Jim: ....
Syn says (1:04 AM):
Jim: I really REALLY love that lamp.
Syn says (1:04 AM):
Jim: ... is that thing straight?

Batman says (1:04 AM):
Hah!
Batman says (1:04 AM):
Why didn't Gordon and Batman do drugs years ago?
Batman says (1:04 AM):
It would've been hilarious!
Batman says (1:05 AM):
Gordon: Look at him! He's wearing... wearing... green underwear! Hahaha! That's hysterical!
Batman says (1:05 AM):
Batman: ...
Batman says (1:05 AM):
Batman: Jim, that's... Nightwing.


Syn says (1:06 AM):
LOL
Syn says (1:06 AM):
Probably cause then Ollie would walk in and go, "BATMAN!? My fellow crusader is a junkie?! Get out! I'm kicking you out of my house!
Syn says (1:06 AM):
Batman: ... I don't live with you.
Syn says (1:06 AM):
Ollie: NOT ANYMORE! *Storms out*
Batman says (1:06 AM):
...
Batman says (1:06 AM):
I HAVE to send that to Byrd.

Batman says (1:07 AM):
Byrd: My ward is a junkie?!?!?!
Syn says (1:07 AM):
lol
Syn says (1:07 AM):
:woot:
Batman says (1:08 AM):
Y'know, sometimes it worries me how much he likes saying that.
Syn says (1:08 AM):
I think secretly he's planning on getting Byrd Jr. hooked in the future. Just so he can recreate the scene in REAL life
Batman says (1:08 AM):
Oh, god.
Batman says (1:09 AM):
I can just see him walking into his son's room in a green pair of tights.
Syn says (1:09 AM):
...why in the hell would you invision that?!
Syn says (1:09 AM):
That's a fate worse than death!
Batman says (1:09 AM):
Exactly!
Batman says (1:09 AM):
Hence it being Byrd!
 
For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you're sure of that. :confused:
 
I've found that people tend to ramble alot when they're all yayed up. Usually about ******ed, pointless **** too. They don't act like stoner professing their love of lamps. :o
 
Maybe, but these are Gotham City drugs we're talking about. With all the tampering that The Joker and Scarecrow and who knows who else do to countless drug cartells, who the hell knows what Batman and Gordon are really sniffing, there! :wow:
 
It's baking soda. I kidnapped the white girl and left them that bunk **** in it's place. :woot: :up:
 
Johnny Blaze said:
I've found that people tend to ramble alot when they're all yayed up. Usually about ******ed, pointless **** too. They don't act like stoner professing their love of lamps. :o
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JBizzle speaks truth. They especially like to ramble on and complain about their faces being hot.:o
 
Syn and I arguing over me not making an Ult Marvel post earlier...

Syn says:
an OU post?!
Syn says:
*pulls out katana*
BL says:
It's comin
BL says:
Put that thing away
Syn says:
*looks down*
Syn says:
Damn, I knew I should've worn a belt today
 
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