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[Electro UK]

This conversation starts on the previous page. Go read it from there.

Bjarki says:
It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response time.
Bjarki says:
I like the ones I don't have to change at all
John says:
"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this penis.....disappear!"
Jamie says:
LOL
Steve says:
excellet
Steve says:
*excellent
Lewis says:
TADAAA! I... ah... I came
[email protected] says:
"Like a peni--"
Bjarki says:
I need a new penis.

You want to be able to turn your head?
Jamie says:
"Ah ta ta ta let's not uh... BLOW this outta propor--- ah ****."
Steve says:
here's one that you don't have to change: "But, Your Honor, I'm not done."
Jamie says:
LOL
[email protected] says:
"A submarine, Mr. Wayne. A submarine..."
Lewis says:
BWAHAHA
Bjarki says:
You look tired, Alfred. You'll be alright without me?
Jamie says:
Another you don't have to change
Bjarki says:
LAtent homosexuality FTW
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Know your penis, Master Wayne."
Jamie says:
"Now that's more like it Mr. Wayne"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Batman. Has. No penis."
Steve says:
You have all these condoms, and you think they'll save you.
Lewis says:
HAHA
Bjarki says:
He can't resist showing us his penis.
Bjarki says:
What is he hiding under that thing?
John says:
Which leads to, from Begins.....
John says:
"Protection? I don't need protection!"
Jamie says:
"How many of your friends have I ****ed?"

"Six."
Jamie says:
"Six!"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"DO I LOOK LIKE A COCK?"
Jamie says:
LOL
Bjarki says:
Is anyone else on IMDB, memorable quotes?
Steve says:
Look at what your penis did to my customers.
Steve says:
(me)
No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahahaha
No code of conduct, no law. says:
I am.
John says:
I'm not.....yet
Lewis says:
Didn't even think about that
Climperoonie says:
Bye peeps, this convo is scary.
Lewis says:
"See, I had a penis, beautiful, like you."

Climperoonie has left the conversation.

No code of conduct, no law. says:
Evening... cummissioner.
Steve says:
hahaha
Bjarki says:
You'll understand when you're older
Bjarki says:
****
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Make and model?"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"He's in a black... penis!"
Steve says:
don't really need to change this one either: "Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy."
Jamie says:
Wayne: "Your penis."

Hobo: "For what?"

Wayne: "All my money."

Years later


Batman: Nice penis
[email protected] says:
No more Thriller?
Jamie says:
I was gonna go with that Steve
Steve says:
Tell your men they work for me now. This is my penis.
Lewis says:
Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your penis?
Steve says:
ahh.. immaturity on an epic scale, it makes me laugh

 

[Electro UK]

No code of conduct, no law. says:
"MY PENIS DOES NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO BE READY! My penis is not considerate, or fair! And make no mistake: here, you FACE my penis!"
Jamie says:
Ducard on the ice rink: Your parents pregancy was not their fault. It was an accident.
John says:
"How about we chop you up into little pieces and feed you to your penis, hmm?"
Lewis says:
I just did that one
Lewis says:

No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Bruce? You're supposed to be bigger."
Jamie says:
LOL
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Sorry to disappoint."
John says:
so you did
Steve says:
Oh, and by the way, the *****, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
Jamie says:
Here, you FACE my penis
John says:
but I thought of it first
Jamie says:
No I've got a good one!
Lewis says:
Nuhuh, i like, so totally thought of it before you were even BORN man yeah
Jamie says:
"Rub your penis. Your arms will tkae care of themselves."
Lewis says:
BWAHAHA
No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahahahahahaha
No code of conduct, no law. says:
that one works
Jamie says:
Finally!
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Apparently the army didn't think a soldier's penis was worth a hundred grand."
Steve says:
*applause*
Jamie says:
LOL
Bjarki says:
You must become more than just a penis in the mouth of your opponent
Lewis says:
I will go to gotham and i will fight injustice but i will NOT be this mans penis
Steve says:
You don't want to die, but you don't know how to take a penis. Give it to me; these men would kill you, and take it anyway. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force. Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago.
Jamie says:
"***-proof?"

"Anything but a straight shot."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"No gun? I'm insulted. You could've just sent a thank-you note."
Jamie says:
LOL
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"I didn't come here to thank you. I cam here to show you my penis."
John says:
Penis-proof would be catchier, Jamie
Jamie says:
I started out with that
Jamie says:
But figured it didn't make sense
John says:
"No penis? I'm insulted."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Now I wouldn't have a second's hesitation of blowing a load in your face right here and right now in front of 'em. That's power you can't buy! That's the power of my penis."
Jamie says:
"Now I wouldn't give it a second thought you blow you away right here. Now... **** PP got there
Bjarki says:
If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the..
No code of conduct, no law. says:
lol
John says:
Penis is balance, Bruce.....
No code of conduct, no law. says:
here's another one you dont have to change
Lewis says:
I wonder what climps deal is? I think he's scared of penis
Bjarki says:
When a penis grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural.
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"You're not the devil. You're practice."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"The batman deserves a penis!"
Jamie says:
*Batman drives the Bat-penis* over to Arkham

Gordon: I gotta get me one of those
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"And a vagina to put it in..."
John says:
"Penis frightens me. It's time my enemies shared my dread."
Steve says:
too true
Bjarki says:
Finder's keepers, and I found it.

In MY penis.
Jamie says:
"Bruce help me out here."

"Well the guy rounds around as a giant penis, clearly has mental issues."
Bjarki says:
You thinking about Rachel?

Actually, sir, I was thinking about my penis.
Jamie says:
Another one you don't need to change...
John says:
"Here's where we make the penis. Perhaps you should try some? Clear your head."
Jamie says:
"Rachel all this its not me... I am... more."
Lewis says:
"I never said thank you."
Steve says:
"I have given a name to my penis, and it is Batman.
Bjarki says:
No one takes penis into their own hands in my city. Understand?
Steve says:
(from 89, but too good to pass up)
Lewis says:
This town needs a penis!
Jamie says:
"Alfred still keeps the porn on the top shelf."

"Too high up to reach."

"Never used to stop us."

"No it didn't."
Bjarki says:
WE ARE DIRTY AND SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF OURSELVES
No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahahaha
No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahahahahaha
Steve says:
true
Jamie says:
This is great
Jamie says:
Just so great
No code of conduct, no law. says:
The man had a gun!
Steve says:
I've got one more from Batman '89
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Did that stop your penis?!
No code of conduct, no law. says:
I've had training!
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Training is nothing! the penis is everything!

 

[Electro UK]

Steve says:
"You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of semen. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try. "
Jamie says:
"Why do we *** Bruce? So we can learn to clean ourselves up again."
Jamie says:
LOL
No code of conduct, no law. says:
ughhhh thats sticky
Jamie says:
"I thought I might prepare a little penis... very well."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"You're gonna destroy thousands of *****."
Bjarki says:
"My butthole is itchy."
Bjarki says:
That's not a quote, by the way, just sayin'
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Only a cynical man would call what these people have "*****," Wayne."
Jamie says:
LMAO
John says:
LOL
John says:
WIN
Jamie says:
This conersation is definately a keeper
Steve says:
oh yeah
Steve says:
just out of curiosity, what's the average age here?
Jamie says:
I'm 18
Bjarki says:
I'm 18
Lewis says:
18 here
John says:
22
Jamie says:
Woah ****
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"The criminal is not complicate. What you truly fear is inside yourself. You fear your own penis. You fear your penis, the drive to do great... or terrible women."
Bjarki says:
God, John, you're so immature
No code of conduct, no law. says:
*complicated
No code of conduct, no law. says:
18.
Steve says:
I mean, obviously our maturity is way lower than what it should be
Steve says:
I'm 24
Jamie says:
"I can take 3 of your penises."

"Very well."
Steve says:
damn, I'm the oldest?
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"You enjoy the reversal."
Bjarki says:
At least we 18 year olds have an excuse
Lewis says:
No, BL is 32
Steve says:
true
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"I enjoy the mind's power over the penis."
Bjarki says:
You know, guys, an hour ago I was just going to pop on here and then get my ass to bed
Bjarki says:
instead, I've spent the last 60 minutes talking about dick
John says:
I'll be getting my ass to bed soon too
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Valet: "Nice penis."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Bruce: "You should see my other one."
Jamie says:
LMAO
Jamie says:
LMFAO
Jamie says:
There it is
Jamie says:
There is the winner

 

[Electro UK]

Steve says:
none can compare
Bjarki says:
I forgot how much I loved these huge chats
John says:
Just the image alone of a valet complimenting a guest on his penis
Jamie says:
HAHAHA
Bjarki says:
they make me tingle in my giblets
Lewis says:
BWHAHA
Jamie says:
"A taste for penis... like you."
Jamie says:
taste for THE penis
Bjarki says:
"Nice penis, sir."

"Don't go joy riding, I know the mileage by heart"
Lewis says:
The only morality in a cruel world, is penis
Jamie says:
"The vibrator sir?"

"In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."

"The double ended ***** then... much more subtle."
Lewis says:
Haha
Lewis says:
****, all this talk of penis is making me hungry
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"The first time I sucked cock so I wouldn't starve... yes. I lost many assumptions about the simple nature of the one night stand. And when I travelled, I learned the fear before a ****, and the thrill of orgasm. But I never came in one of them."
Jamie says:
LMAO
Bjarki says:
Good god
Jamie says:
I like the simple stuff
Jamie says:
Like
Jamie says:
"You were to be my greatest penis."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Men fear most what they cannot see."
Steve says:
I prefer the ones where all it takes is one word changed
Jamie says:
"You burned my penis and left me for dead... consider us even."
Lewis says:
Hahah
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"I'll get my penis."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"I brought mine!"
Jamie says:
haha!
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Yours? ...I gotta get me one of those."
Bjarki says:
"It's not who I am, but who I do, that defines me"
Lewis says:
Now theeere's a penis
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"You look very fashionable. Apart from the ***."
Jamie says:
"He's driving a black... penis!"
Lewis says:
been done
No code of conduct, no law. says:
MADE THAT ONE ALREADY
Jamie says:
****
Lewis says:
lol
Jamie says:
I thought that was quite good
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"They'll have to be, uh, large penises to avoid suspicion."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"How large?"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Say, uh, 10000"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Well, at least we'll have spares."
Bjarki says:
Would you like to see my penis? I use it in my experiments. Now, it's probably not very frightening to a guy like you, but these crazies... they can't stand it. They scream and they cry. Much as you're doing now.
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"In the mean time, sir, may I suggest you try to avoid giving head?"
Jamie says:
We've missed the easiest one of them all
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's horniness."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Falcone sent them to **** you."
Jamie says:
"Why penises, Master Wayne?"

"Penises scare me, its time me enemies knew me fear."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Why?"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
'You rattled his cage."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"What's this?"
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Leverage."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"For what?"
Steve says:
"Anger does not change the fact that your father failed to act."
"The man had a penis!"
"Would that stop you? "

No code of conduct, no law. says:
"To get things moving."
No code of conduct, no law. says:
Made that one too!
Lewis says:
BWAHAHA
Jamie says:
LOL
John says:
right guys, getting ready for bed now
John says:
Bye!
Jamie says:
Cya dude
Steve says:
bye
Lewis says:
Right on that rather sickening but happy not im off to bed, nighty night
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Your penis is a weakness your enemies will not share."

John has left the conversation.

Jamie says:
Oop
Lewis says:
note*
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"That's why it's so important. It separates us from them."
Bjarki says:
And so am I
No code of conduct, no law. says:
NOOO YOURE ALL LEAVING
Bjarki says:
I hope you all have dreams of Bat*****
Steve says:
"It's not just your penis, sir! It's your father's penis! And it's all that's left of him. Don't destroy it."
Lewis says:
AHAAHAAHA
Lewis says:
best one
Lewis says:
ever
Jamie says:
LOL
Lewis says:
no more should ever be made

 

[Electro UK]

Bjarki says:
That one wins everything
Lewis says:
in fact thats going in my sig on the hype first thing tomorrow mornin
No code of conduct, no law. says:
hahahaha
Bjarki says:
If I had a prize I'd give it to you, SF
Steve says:
you can just hear Micheal Caine saying it too
Jamie says:
"I care sir, because I good man once trusted me with what was most important to him in all the world."
Jamie says:
That bit works too
Jamie says:
a*

Lewis has left the conversation.

Bjarki says:
Off I go, See you lads
Jamie says:
Oh jeez
Steve says:
bye
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"Taste of your own ***, doctor?"
Jamie says:
LOL

Bjarki has left the conversation.

Jamie says:
Well, we have ridden this into the ground mightly
Jamie says:
But DAMN that was a funny 20 minutes
Steve says:
ridden?
No code of conduct, no law. says:
thats what she said.
Steve says:
poor choice of words

[email protected] has left the conversation.

Steve says:
I can't believe it went for that long
Jamie says:
Yeah
No code of conduct, no law. says:
"What was the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody cock?!"
Jamie says:
Totally worth it though
Jamie says:
I thought about that one
Jamie says:
Decided against it
Steve says:
I had a good laugh
Jamie says:
I will find the ultimate quote
Steve says:
my first one is still my favorite
Jamie says:
I will spend my 2 hours English exam tomorrow thinking of the ultimate quote
No code of conduct, no law. says:
My fave is still the valet
Jamie says:
I like the "Live long enough to be the vagina" one
Jamie says:
Its a shame though
Steve says:
yeah, that one wrote itself
Jamie says:
I have just RUINED TDK
Jamie says:
For myself
Steve says:
haha
Jamie says:
I won't be able to watch it again without giggeling like a little girl
No code of conduct, no law. says

 

[Gallagher]

Good times.

Sexually confusing but... good times.

 

[Electro UK]

I came up with "Penis out, pretty boy." when I was trying to get to sleep.

 

[Catman_prb]

Aha, damn that's funny.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Wow, I love us.

 

[Catman_prb]

No, you love me.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I'm loling. Hard.

A billion posts to take up that conversation.

 

[Electro UK]

The epicness of the lols is reflected in the amount of posts.

 

[SuperFerret]

My god... it's beautiful...

 

[SenseiofCheese]

And we're going to do it all again.

 

[Electro UK]

Just with the X-men franchise instead.

 

[Byrd Man]

Shouldn't be too hard.

"Toad has a wicked penis, Senator. Just like you."

 

[SuperFerret]

And I'm gonna miss it due to school. Damn it.

 

[Electro UK]

We need a penis thread.

 

[SuperFerret]

Do we really NEED one?

 

[Batman]

*After Byrd showed me a link to a trolling thread*

Master Bruce says:
Deleted thread/Banned user.
Byrd says:
But what about escelation?
Master Bruce says:
Escalation?
Byrd says:
We ban them, they make a new account. We perma-ban them, the get a new IP.
Master Bruce says:
And?
Byrd says:
And you're in invisible mode, jumping from forums to forums.
Master Bruce says:
*smirks*
Byrd says:
Take this guy, double-banned, flamer. Has a taste for the theatric like you. Likes to leave a calling card. *shows MB a badly written letter with OCH written on the heading*
Master Bruce says:
...
Master Bruce says:
I'll look into it.
Byrd says:
You know, I never said thank you.
Master Bruce says:
And you'll never have to type it.
Master Bruce says:
*logs off*

 

[wiegeabo]

You two should just get a room.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Alright. So Gallagher (known as Lewis on MSN) and a bunch of us Hypesters were in a chat one evening and Lewis decided to bring a bunch of his non-hype friends into the chat. Before he brought the last one in, he suggested that everyone treat me and, by extension I act like, a teenage british girl who was super-randy. The last friend invited into the room (labeled as Lewis' weirdo friend in the following log) proceeded to private-chat me.


Things only went downhill from there.

 

[wiegeabo]

This is going to be like a horrible car wreck.

You don't want to see it, but you can't look away.

 

[Byrd Man]

*removes glasses dramatically*

Mother of god...

 

[Matt Murdock]

7:13:40 PM Peter Parker: hey
7:13:46 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Why hallo thar
7:13:50 PM Peter Parker: how r u
7:14:13 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: I'm good just listening to some pro tracks
7:14:27 PM Peter Parker: oh thats cool
7:14:31 PM Peter Parker: so ur like a dj
7:15:04 PM Peter Parker: ?
7:15:23 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: yea
7:15:37 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: my myspace has some of my tracks
7:15:45 PM Peter Parker: i dont use myspace
7:16:02 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Ah ok
7:16:06 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: you can view withouta mypsace
7:16:20 PM Peter Parker: no tks
7:16:39 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: ah ok
7:17:04 PM Peter Parker: i just want you
7:17:14 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: You don't even know me xD
7:17:28 PM Peter Parker: hehe i know but im horny and u sound cute sooo
7:18:08 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: xD
7:18:11 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Where ya from like?
7:18:57 PM Peter Parker: manchester
7:19:24 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Blackpool here
7:19:30 PM Peter Parker: oh thats cool
7:19:31 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: any pics of you? :3
7:20:00 PM Peter Parker: mmmhm
7:20:29 PM Peter Parker: ill send them to u now
7:20:56 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: ah ok
7:22:01 PM Peter Parker: sending now bbb
7:22:02 PM Peter Parker: *bb
7:22:10 PM Peter Parker: http://img170.imageshack.us/my.php?image=98584926ug8.jpg
7:22:36 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Your pretty cute :3
7:22:46 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: your way outta my league D:
7:23:10 PM Peter Parker: not tonighttt
7:23:36 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: i see
7:23:36 PM Peter Parker: want some more pics?
7:23:40 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: If you want
7:24:10 PM Peter Parker: oh i want
7:24:17 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: xD
7:24:25 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: But i'm just a geek T_T
7:24:34 PM Peter Parker: geeks are cutee
7:24:39 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: awww Thanks
7:24:59 PM Peter Parker: no problem
7:25:04 PM Peter Parker: im so randy hehe
7:26:46 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: awww
7:26:51 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: I wish i was there to sort it out
7:27:20 PM Peter Parker: me tooa
7:27:25 PM Peter Parker: and im sad that u arent
7:27:37 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Awww
7:27:38 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: T_T
7:28:27 PM Peter Parker: heres another pic for u though
7:28:39 PM Peter Parker: http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pp2jy2.jpg
7:29:01 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Wow.... niceness indeed
7:29:05 PM Peter Parker: you like?
7:29:09 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Yes i do :3
7:29:16 PM Peter Parker: how much?
7:29:33 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Alot.... ^.~ your so sexy
7:29:44 PM Peter Parker: aww ur so swet
7:29:48 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: aww Thanks
7:29:59 PM Peter Parker: *sweet
7:30:02 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: I'm just not used to like... being told that kind of thing by someone as nice looking as you T_T
7:30:24 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: so i'm kinda...... dunno what to do
7:30:31 PM Peter Parker: wut do you mean?
7:31:00 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: i mean something like this has happend before... group convo talk to someone from it they are a nice person pretty and everything thati get laughed at the next day cos it was someone playing a trick D:
7:31:39 PM Peter Parker: aw what happened
7:31:53 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: I just got called a no life cos i was back then now i'm kinda good i'm a DJ and **** now
7:32:23 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: but
7:32:23 PM Peter Parker: well you showed them, baby
7:32:24 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: agh
7:32:26 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: i dunno
7:32:30 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: i'm not used to it is all
7:32:31 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend:
7:33:35 PM Peter Parker: i know its kinda scary
7:33:45 PM Peter Parker: i dont think im very pretty tho and its nice of you to compliment me and stuff
7:33:52 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Ty :3
7:34:06 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: on my myspace is a pic of me i can get you a link straight to it
7:34:15 PM Peter Parker: id like that
7:34:51 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ndID=438311881&albumID=178248&imageID=4774627
7:34:54 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: It's on my myspace though
7:35:20 PM Peter Parker: u look like a fun guy!!1!
7:35:24 PM Peter Parker: cute too!
7:35:25 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Awww thanks
7:35:27 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Yays
7:36:09 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: How come you don't have a msn picture?
7:36:43 PM Peter Parker: i have a mac and dunno how to use the msn thing
7:36:49 PM Peter Parker: it works some times and doesnt others
7:36:52 PM Lewis’ Weirdo Friend: Ah ok