Random Chat Logs

[wiegeabo]

Oh, Icelandic. Is that what that was.

I just thought you were having a seizure or something.

 

[SuperFerret]

Oh, Icelandic. Is that what that was.

I just thought you were having a seizure or something.

They're surprisingly similar.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Ég ætti að drepa ykkur báða og láta MB drekka blóðið ykkar á meðan ég og Cats étum kjötið af beinunum.

Sorry, what?

 

[SuperFerret]

I know that's bad because of the "MB".

 

[wiegeabo]

Cats is also in there.

I'm also going to assume one of those words means goat.

 

[SuperFerret]

Cats is also in there.

I'm also going to assume one of those words means goat.

Which means that another means either "f**k" or "f**ker".

 

[Green Lantern]

Which means that another means either "f**k" or "f**ker".

not necessarily... one could be f**ked.

 

[SuperFerret]

True, but there IS a derivitive of f**k in there somewhere.

 

[Catman_prb]

...What the hell happened here. Did PP pretend to be a guy so he could have S/M inter-sex?

 

[Gallagher]

Yes, that is exactly it.

 

[Catman_prb]

So it's inter-rape? And then Sensei went crazy and started swearing in Icelandic?

 

[SenseiofCheese]

See the things you miss when you're offline? This is why you NEVER LEAVE THE HYPE.

 

[Electro UK]

Lewis the sensational hobo says:
foto?? ha ha http://www.hi5photo.net/[email protected]
Jamie says:
If I click this is my computer gonna explode?
Jamie says:
Aha!
Jamie says:
It would have
Jamie says:
Lewis, I thought we were friends
Jamie says:
How could you ever think of trying to send me a virus?
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
I honestly didn't my msn ****ed reet up
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
I'm sorry
Jamie says:
Well I'll forgive you
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
Sorry bout that man, that means everyone on my damn contact list has gotten it... ****
Jamie says:
But just be thankful I am mega awesome at detecting viruses
Jamie says:
Did people actually click?
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
I did
Jamie says:
LOL
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
well this bird that sent it me has really ****e spelling so it seemed genuine.
Jamie says:
HAHAHAHA
Jamie says:
So a bird pwned you into getting a virus?
Jamie says:
Big boobs?
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
No, i barely know her
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
you just click it an it saves to your machine n spreads it to every other contact on msn dont think she had a choice in sendin it me
Jamie says:
I've had it before
Jamie says:
Its teh suckers
Lewis the sensational hobo says:
you know, for a guy who just had a 2 hour college lesson on viruses this is incredibly embarass foto?? ha ha http://www.hi5photo.net/[email protected]
Jamie says:
Oh dear

 

[Catman_prb]

Bastard gave that to me! Then again, I got rid of it within two minutes.

 

[Gallagher]

Mines still raping my MSN

 

[wiegeabo]

Are you sure that's just not Byrd humping your computer?

 

[Gallagher]

I wish it was, that's easier to deal with

 

[wiegeabo]

It's not.

*looks at broken computer*

Trust me.

 

[Electro UK]

Jamie says:
You there man?
Peter Parker says:
(Autoreply)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your scene, give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
Jamie says:
...
Jamie says:
That's a no

 

[Matt Murdock]

peter parker = me
jamie = EUK

6:36:31 PM Peter Parker: http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/diesel1920/Top 99 hotties/marisa_miller_1.jpg
6:36:45 PM Jamie: I'm gay
...
6:36:57 PM Jamie: GOTCHA

 

[Matt Murdock]

Peter Parker: what level paper are you at?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd: I don't work at a paper.
Peter Parker: **** you!

 

[Green Lantern]

You have just sent a nudge.

You have just sent a nudge.

You have just sent a nudge.

You have just sent a nudge.

You have just sent a nudge.

You have just sent a nudge.

Rob says (7:08 PM):
Thanks for giving me an opinion *****e

MB says (7:09 PM):
Maybe I would have if you didn't freaking 'NUDGE!' me every ****ing five seconds.

Rob says (7:09 PM):


MB just sent you a nudge.

MB says (7:09 PM):


MB says (7:09 PM):
HOW DOES IT FEEL?

Rob says (7:09 PM):
Fine

MB just sent you a nudge.

MB says (7:09 PM):


Rob says (7:09 PM):
In fact

Rob says (7:09 PM):
erotic

MB says (7:09 PM):
...

GL says (7:09 PM):
It makes me wet

MB says (7:09 PM):
:heart:

 

[wiegeabo]

Be sure to tape it. There's good money to be made in porn.

 

[Shlee]

Out of context, this was beautiful.

Master Bruce says (11:38 PM):
I DID
LAST NIGHT
Rob says (11:38 PM):
AGAIN


Or maybe it's only funny to me when I am tired. ;_;

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Bjarki says:
Same old faces, same old places. Can't change the faces, we can change the places

Bjarki says:
Or, in Byrd's case, probably should change the face. I know a great surgeon.

Master Bruce says:
That surgeon better wear gloves.

Master Bruce says:
Thick, thick ones.

Bjarki says:
I'll tell him the same thing women tell Byrd. "You should wear, like, at LEAST four of those"

Master Bruce says:
So THAT'S what Byrd stuffs in his pants, to make up for the lack of anything down there...

Bjarki says:
His penis is like those nightmare hallways that never end. No matter how much closer you look, it just keeps getting smaller

Master Bruce says:
'Nightmare' is definitely a word I'd use in that context.

Bjarki says:
Totally. When describing Byrd's penis, women often look 'Nightmare' up in a thesaurus just so their essays don't get repetitive

Master Bruce says:
Or, as the case is, their police descriptions once they file the rape charges.