Bjarki says:
Same old faces, same old places. Can't change the faces, we can change the places
Bjarki says:
Or, in Byrd's case, probably should change the face. I know a great surgeon.
Master Bruce says:
That surgeon better wear gloves.
Master Bruce says:
Thick, thick ones.
Bjarki says:
I'll tell him the same thing women tell Byrd. "You should wear, like, at LEAST four of those"
Master Bruce says:
So THAT'S what Byrd stuffs in his pants, to make up for the lack of anything down there...
Bjarki says:
His penis is like those nightmare hallways that never end. No matter how much closer you look, it just keeps getting smaller
Master Bruce says:
'Nightmare' is definitely a word I'd use in that context.
Bjarki says:
Totally. When describing Byrd's penis, women often look 'Nightmare' up in a thesaurus just so their essays don't get repetitive
Master Bruce says:
Or, as the case is, their police descriptions once they file the rape charges.