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I guess it's because Karem's MSN log has 'venmon' in it. At a glance, that could easily be mistaken for 'venom', so I guess I just took a small glance at it when I was naming my contacts.
That, or I'm just incredibly stupid. Which is very possible.
That, or I'm just incredibly stupid. Which is very possible.
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***'Teh_darkknight' has just signed in***
Teh_darkknight: Yo.
GCPD_Gord: What's crackin'?
Teh_darkknight: Nottin'. Just pwning a n00b threatening the Gotham mint. You?
GCPD_Gord: LOL. I just got finished lobotomizing a hooker.
Teh_darkknight: ?
Teh_darkknight: ...Jim?
GCPD_Gord: uh... no
Teh_darkknight: WTF?
GCPD_Gord: this is Joker
Teh_darkknight: LMAO
Teh_darkknight: sorry dude
GCPD_Gord: Lolololololol
GCPD_Gord: np
Teh_darkknight: Yo.
GCPD_Gord: What's crackin'?
Teh_darkknight: Nottin'. Just pwning a n00b threatening the Gotham mint. You?
GCPD_Gord: LOL. I just got finished lobotomizing a hooker.
Teh_darkknight: ?
Teh_darkknight: ...Jim?
GCPD_Gord: uh... no
Teh_darkknight: WTF?
GCPD_Gord: this is Joker
Teh_darkknight: LMAO
Teh_darkknight: sorry dude
GCPD_Gord: Lolololololol
GCPD_Gord: np
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Syn and I sink to uknown depths of depravity:
StopAudacity716 (1:08:37 AM): I never like it when they add overly sexual stuff into the comics
StopAudacity716 (1:08:41 AM): especially for villains
StopAudacity716 (1:09:02 AM): I mean, it's bad enough the guy's an attempted mass murderer. You don't also need to go the extra mile and make him a child molester
StopAudacity716 (1:09:22 AM): (I'm looking at you, Dr. Light)
Synmerc (1:09:40 AM): actually
Synmerc (1:09:47 AM): that was the best stroke of genius I ever read
StopAudacity716 (1:10:12 AM): oh, don't get me wrong, the part of Identity Crisis with him and Sue Dibny was skin-crawlingly great
Synmerc (1:10:18 AM): now whenever Light shows up...you know he better have his belt buckled
StopAudacity716 (1:10:36 AM): but after that, all anyone could do with the character is "lookout, he's gonna RAPE you!!!"
Synmerc (1:11:00 AM): rofl
Synmerc (1:11:01 AM): so true
StopAudacity716 (1:11:02 AM): why don't they just shape his helmet into a dong and re-name him Dr. Rape
StopAudacity716 (1:11:47 AM): he'll travel around in a skeezy-looking van, parking in dark alleys and empty parking garages
StopAudacity716 (1:12:08 AM): and he'll slip roofies into the city reservoir
Synmerc (1:12:31 AM): okay this is making me crazy
StopAudacity716 (1:12:32 AM): "This will be my greatest feat! I will date-rape all of Gotham City, all at once!!!"
Synmerc (1:12:33 AM): That's awesome
Synmerc (1:12:47 AM): Like, that'd be the most epic thing I ever read EVER
Synmerc (1:12:52 AM): Dr. Rape takes Gotham
StopAudacity716 (1:13:05 AM): dude, could you imagine how long it would take to date-rape an entire city?
StopAudacity716 (1:13:23 AM): the guy would have to have stamina like a freakin' champion
Synmerc (1:13:32 AM): That's why he's worthy of the title
StopAudacity716 (1:13:40 AM): and he'd eventually run out of bushes to drag people behind
StopAudacity716 (1:14:18 AM): or stadium bleachers or old dumpsters or high-school janitor's closets
Synmerc (1:14:22 AM): if the whole city is rufied, would he need to hife?
Synmerc (1:14:24 AM): hide*
StopAudacity716 (1:14:41 AM): of course! It wouldn't be date-rape if he didn't
Synmerc (1:14:59 AM): Maybe he'll get sloppy with the last hundred or so
StopAudacity716 (1:15:14 AM): his sidekick will be a blow-up doll with Sue's picture taped over the face
Synmerc (1:16:02 AM): hahaha
Synmerc (1:16:04 AM): Rapeboy
StopAudacity716 (1:16:17 AM): the Toy Wonder
Synmerc (1:16:22 AM): This is the most hysterical thing Ive ever read
StopAudacity716 (1:16:41 AM): think this is worth chat-logging?
Synmerc (1:16:52 AM): Yeah, most definently.
Synmerc (1:16:59 AM): we said rape about twenty times
Synmerc (1:17:05 AM): I mean, when you break ten, it's a feat
StopAudacity716 (1:17:18 AM): that's what Dr. Light said
StopAudacity716 (1:17:34 AM): ...wow, that was the most awful thing I've ever said
Synmerc (1:17:55 AM): rofl
Synmerc (1:18:03 AM): You had him rape a whole city
Synmerc (1:18:10 AM): gettin' em high on rufies
Synmerc (1:18:16 AM): and THAT's the worst thing?
StopAudacity716 (1:18:22 AM): yeah, but he wasn't describing it
StopAudacity716 (1:18:41 AM): "hey, what's the best part about twenty-three year olds?"
StopAudacity716 (1:18:48 AM): "there's twenty of them!"
Synmerc (1:18:58 AM): ...
Synmerc (1:19:05 AM): He's a rapist, not a pedophile!
StopAudacity716 (1:19:28 AM): right, right
Synmerc (1:19:33 AM): Somewhere in the bowels of DC's writing staff, Geoff Johns is writing a script where Penguin develops a love for little boys...
Synmerc (1:19:39 AM): *waug* *waug*
StopAudacity716 (1:19:43 AM): yikes
StopAudacity716 (1:20:04 AM): although I must say, Penguin's a character who could definitely stand for a re-villain-izing
Synmerc (1:20:18 AM): Cause he's a plump fatass?
StopAudacity716 (1:20:24 AM): not that
StopAudacity716 (1:20:29 AM): I mean, that's why we love him!
StopAudacity716 (1:20:43 AM): but he's a plump fatass who hasn't even really done anything in years!
Synmerc (1:20:44 AM): I actually hate him. :S
StopAudacity716 (1:21:09 AM): I liked a bit of the way he was in the Animated Series
StopAudacity716 (1:21:37 AM): I mean, there's gotta be something they can do with him aside from 'shady arms dealer' that he's been stuck in for like a decade
Synmerc (1:21:47 AM): ...
Synmerc (1:21:52 AM): PEDOPHILE!
Synmerc (1:21:54 AM): X(
StopAudacity716 (1:22:07 AM): he'll be the one who supplies Dr. Rape with all his roofies
Synmerc (1:22:17 AM): haha
Synmerc (1:22:38 AM): Dr. Rape: Penguin, where are you going?
Synmerc (1:22:52 AM): Penguin: The orphanage...*waug**waug*waug*
StopAudacity716 (1:23:04 AM): .......oh, man
StopAudacity716 (1:23:13 AM): make it even more awful
StopAudacity716 (1:23:21 AM): the children's burn ward at the hospital
Synmerc (1:23:34 AM): he likes them toasted?
StopAudacity716 (1:24:04 AM): "who doesn't like a meal well-done?"
StopAudacity716 (1:24:15 AM): apparently he's also a cannibal
Synmerc (1:24:22 AM): ....
Synmerc (1:24:25 AM): NOW we're talkin
Synmerc (1:24:28 AM): **** pedophilia.
Synmerc (1:24:32 AM): Cannibalism
Synmerc (1:24:35 AM): that's the good ****
StopAudacity716 (1:24:43 AM): the question is does he wait till he's done to start eating them?
Synmerc (1:24:55 AM): The Penguin's never finished...
StopAudacity716 (1:25:09 AM): he'll keep the leftovers around...for seconds
Synmerc (1:25:23 AM): Enter Two Face
StopAudacity716 (1:25:30 AM): heh, 'Enter'
Synmerc (1:25:43 AM): *facepalm*
Synmerc (1:25:52 AM): We singledhandedly perverted four villains
StopAudacity716 (1:25:56 AM): we're going to hell
StopAudacity716 (1:08:37 AM): I never like it when they add overly sexual stuff into the comics
StopAudacity716 (1:08:41 AM): especially for villains
StopAudacity716 (1:09:02 AM): I mean, it's bad enough the guy's an attempted mass murderer. You don't also need to go the extra mile and make him a child molester
StopAudacity716 (1:09:22 AM): (I'm looking at you, Dr. Light)
Synmerc (1:09:40 AM): actually
Synmerc (1:09:47 AM): that was the best stroke of genius I ever read
StopAudacity716 (1:10:12 AM): oh, don't get me wrong, the part of Identity Crisis with him and Sue Dibny was skin-crawlingly great
Synmerc (1:10:18 AM): now whenever Light shows up...you know he better have his belt buckled
StopAudacity716 (1:10:36 AM): but after that, all anyone could do with the character is "lookout, he's gonna RAPE you!!!"
Synmerc (1:11:00 AM): rofl
Synmerc (1:11:01 AM): so true
StopAudacity716 (1:11:02 AM): why don't they just shape his helmet into a dong and re-name him Dr. Rape
StopAudacity716 (1:11:47 AM): he'll travel around in a skeezy-looking van, parking in dark alleys and empty parking garages
StopAudacity716 (1:12:08 AM): and he'll slip roofies into the city reservoir
Synmerc (1:12:31 AM): okay this is making me crazy
StopAudacity716 (1:12:32 AM): "This will be my greatest feat! I will date-rape all of Gotham City, all at once!!!"
Synmerc (1:12:33 AM): That's awesome
Synmerc (1:12:47 AM): Like, that'd be the most epic thing I ever read EVER
Synmerc (1:12:52 AM): Dr. Rape takes Gotham
StopAudacity716 (1:13:05 AM): dude, could you imagine how long it would take to date-rape an entire city?
StopAudacity716 (1:13:23 AM): the guy would have to have stamina like a freakin' champion
Synmerc (1:13:32 AM): That's why he's worthy of the title
StopAudacity716 (1:13:40 AM): and he'd eventually run out of bushes to drag people behind
StopAudacity716 (1:14:18 AM): or stadium bleachers or old dumpsters or high-school janitor's closets
Synmerc (1:14:22 AM): if the whole city is rufied, would he need to hife?
Synmerc (1:14:24 AM): hide*
StopAudacity716 (1:14:41 AM): of course! It wouldn't be date-rape if he didn't
Synmerc (1:14:59 AM): Maybe he'll get sloppy with the last hundred or so
StopAudacity716 (1:15:14 AM): his sidekick will be a blow-up doll with Sue's picture taped over the face
Synmerc (1:16:02 AM): hahaha
Synmerc (1:16:04 AM): Rapeboy
StopAudacity716 (1:16:17 AM): the Toy Wonder
Synmerc (1:16:22 AM): This is the most hysterical thing Ive ever read
StopAudacity716 (1:16:41 AM): think this is worth chat-logging?
Synmerc (1:16:52 AM): Yeah, most definently.
Synmerc (1:16:59 AM): we said rape about twenty times
Synmerc (1:17:05 AM): I mean, when you break ten, it's a feat
StopAudacity716 (1:17:18 AM): that's what Dr. Light said
StopAudacity716 (1:17:34 AM): ...wow, that was the most awful thing I've ever said
Synmerc (1:17:55 AM): rofl
Synmerc (1:18:03 AM): You had him rape a whole city
Synmerc (1:18:10 AM): gettin' em high on rufies
Synmerc (1:18:16 AM): and THAT's the worst thing?
StopAudacity716 (1:18:22 AM): yeah, but he wasn't describing it
StopAudacity716 (1:18:41 AM): "hey, what's the best part about twenty-three year olds?"
StopAudacity716 (1:18:48 AM): "there's twenty of them!"
Synmerc (1:18:58 AM): ...
Synmerc (1:19:05 AM): He's a rapist, not a pedophile!
StopAudacity716 (1:19:28 AM): right, right
Synmerc (1:19:33 AM): Somewhere in the bowels of DC's writing staff, Geoff Johns is writing a script where Penguin develops a love for little boys...
Synmerc (1:19:39 AM): *waug* *waug*
StopAudacity716 (1:19:43 AM): yikes
StopAudacity716 (1:20:04 AM): although I must say, Penguin's a character who could definitely stand for a re-villain-izing
Synmerc (1:20:18 AM): Cause he's a plump fatass?
StopAudacity716 (1:20:24 AM): not that
StopAudacity716 (1:20:29 AM): I mean, that's why we love him!
StopAudacity716 (1:20:43 AM): but he's a plump fatass who hasn't even really done anything in years!
Synmerc (1:20:44 AM): I actually hate him. :S
StopAudacity716 (1:21:09 AM): I liked a bit of the way he was in the Animated Series
StopAudacity716 (1:21:37 AM): I mean, there's gotta be something they can do with him aside from 'shady arms dealer' that he's been stuck in for like a decade
Synmerc (1:21:47 AM): ...
Synmerc (1:21:52 AM): PEDOPHILE!
Synmerc (1:21:54 AM): X(
StopAudacity716 (1:22:07 AM): he'll be the one who supplies Dr. Rape with all his roofies
Synmerc (1:22:17 AM): haha
Synmerc (1:22:38 AM): Dr. Rape: Penguin, where are you going?
Synmerc (1:22:52 AM): Penguin: The orphanage...*waug**waug*waug*
StopAudacity716 (1:23:04 AM): .......oh, man
StopAudacity716 (1:23:13 AM): make it even more awful
StopAudacity716 (1:23:21 AM): the children's burn ward at the hospital
Synmerc (1:23:34 AM): he likes them toasted?
StopAudacity716 (1:24:04 AM): "who doesn't like a meal well-done?"
StopAudacity716 (1:24:15 AM): apparently he's also a cannibal
Synmerc (1:24:22 AM): ....
Synmerc (1:24:25 AM): NOW we're talkin
Synmerc (1:24:28 AM): **** pedophilia.
Synmerc (1:24:32 AM): Cannibalism
Synmerc (1:24:35 AM): that's the good ****
StopAudacity716 (1:24:43 AM): the question is does he wait till he's done to start eating them?
Synmerc (1:24:55 AM): The Penguin's never finished...
StopAudacity716 (1:25:09 AM): he'll keep the leftovers around...for seconds
Synmerc (1:25:23 AM): Enter Two Face
StopAudacity716 (1:25:30 AM): heh, 'Enter'
Synmerc (1:25:43 AM): *facepalm*
Synmerc (1:25:52 AM): We singledhandedly perverted four villains
StopAudacity716 (1:25:56 AM): we're going to hell
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MB and I discussing Tumbleweed, USA.
Ferret says:
I just don't want a Brotha-Man
Bruce says:
Nobody does.
Ferret says:
I know
Bruce says:
Especially without a Keyser to naked-chicken-dance them out.
Ferret says:
if anything, I'll ask him to have the Joker make a guest appearance
Ferret says:
I am the GM after all
Bruce says:
Heh.
Bruce says:
Assless chaps and a cowboy hat, no pants.
Ferret says:
hahaha
Ferret says:
this part's going in the Chat Log thread
Ferret says:
I just don't want a Brotha-Man
Bruce says:
Nobody does.
Ferret says:
I know
Bruce says:
Especially without a Keyser to naked-chicken-dance them out.
Ferret says:
if anything, I'll ask him to have the Joker make a guest appearance
Ferret says:
I am the GM after all
Bruce says:
Heh.
Bruce says:
Assless chaps and a cowboy hat, no pants.
Ferret says:
hahaha
Ferret says:
this part's going in the Chat Log thread
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Keyser Soze says: twy, we have a big favor to ask you
Serge says: so twy
twylight says: yes?
Serge says: the idea is pretty simple and quite tasteful
sex scene with yours truly, aquaman
twylight says: Why do I feel this is a gang bang?
Serge says: no no. this is a one-on-one dealy
twylight says: ...um
Keyser Soze says: yeah
you get a strap-on, he bends over
Serge says: i then take it like a champ
wiegeabo says: Put it on the internet. Makes millions
twylight says: I don't like fish men sorry I'll pass....but if Hal is open?
Serge says: "i like it rough"
Keyser Soze says:.....
*bends over*
twylight says:
wiegeabo says: "if Hal is open?" Notes the innuendo
Serge says: so twy
twylight says: yes?
Serge says: the idea is pretty simple and quite tasteful
sex scene with yours truly, aquaman
twylight says: Why do I feel this is a gang bang?
Serge says: no no. this is a one-on-one dealy
twylight says: ...um
Keyser Soze says: yeah
you get a strap-on, he bends over
Serge says: i then take it like a champ
wiegeabo says: Put it on the internet. Makes millions
twylight says: I don't like fish men sorry I'll pass....but if Hal is open?
Serge says: "i like it rough"
Keyser Soze says:.....
*bends over*
twylight says:
wiegeabo says: "if Hal is open?" Notes the innuendo
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I'm insulted that I was not involved. 
Everyone knows I'm hot for Hal.
Everyone knows I'm hot for Hal.
Keyser Soze
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Hal's open all hours. 
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It started out innocently, discussion Soze's GL cosplay plans...
Keyzer Soze:Green Lantern it is
Serge: be the best GL of them all
Serge: Mogo
Serge: Pull THAT **** off
wiegeabo: LOL
twylight: O.O;
Keyzer Soze: i'm bringing the moon with me, he's dressing as Mogo
Serge: and you have to be to scale
Serge: no excuses
wiegeabo: Mogo = human-sized hamster wheel = awesome!
twylight: I feel nerdier by the minute..
Keyzer Soze: my nerdiness will top yours
Serge: i think a good looking kilowog would be damn impressive
Keyzer Soze: Isn't "Good looking Kilowog" an oxymoron?
Serge: as in, good quality mask/make-up etc etc
Serge: even tho he makes all the *****es wet
Keyzer Soze: ah ok
Keyzer Soze: I hear he's a master of cunnilingus
twylight: And Kilowog has rustic good looks
twylight: he's all *grunt grrr* rugged
Serge: makes me hot just thinking about it
Serge: i mean..bet it makes twy hot just thinking about it
twylight: Who doesn't want -that- in bed?
wiegeabo: Straight guys?
Keyzer Soze: no, we fall for his charms too
Serge: it's the whole "Now look here, Poozer"
Serge: gets me every time
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Then 20 minutes later in a Ventrilo chat with some friends....Discussing the Kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean
twylight: Kilowog > Kraken
Paternal: but really, who needs a ..."man" when you have a power ring
Prof. Cuddles: Those little mouth dealies would make trips down under interesting
twylight: ...so true... maybe that's why Star Sapphire is always turned on
Fanta: *loooost*
twylight: I KNOW DEE!
Prof. Cuddles: It'd be like five tongues in one.
Prof. Cuddles: Though those look rough and thumb-like
twylight: She likes the rings: http://www.filmfodder.com/comics/archives/star_sapphire_lantern_ring.jpg
Smudged: I'm gonna go have a shower and try to restart my mind
twylight: hahahaha
[COLOR="DarkRed)"]twylight:[/COLOR] Comic book Porn ftw?
Fanta: *flail*
Paternal: but seriously, when the ring can pretty much mimic anything you can imagine. (to an extent)
Prof. Cuddles: Is it still warm?
Paternal: good question
twylight: .. it can cut like a lazer?
Prof. Cuddles: So yes it is warm
Prof. Cuddles: And possibly tingly
Prof. Cuddles: Like a lightsaber
twylight: oh lordy >.> What have I done?
Fanta: ... I'm scared
Prof. Cuddles: You can't tell me Luke hasn't used the force to get it on
Fanta: PERVS
Prof. Cuddles: Or at least pleasure the ladies
Paternal: do you have the force inside you?... you want some?
twylight: ....Dang Seriously paternal if a guy used that line on me...
Prof. Cuddles: Lol, I'd buy him a drink
Paternal: please continue
twylight: I'd laugh and then jump him... *if he were cute*
Paternal: LOL
Fanta: *FLAIL*
Fanta: PERVS! ALL OF YOU.
Fanta: And my friend (whom you guys talked to before when I was doing math) thinks you're all pervs too. And wrong.
Paternal: wrong about what?
Prof. Cuddles: If fantasizing about jedi sex is wrong, baby, I don't wanna be right
Fanta: She says the Luke thing. He's 'too goodie-goodie' for that.
Prof. Cuddles: Did she read the books?
Fanta: Nu
Prof. Cuddles: He got some fine female tail throughout them
Paternal: Luke be pimpin
twylight: *is seriously dying from laughter*
Prof. Cuddles: And he's shagging super sexy Mara Jade now. You know he's got to bring his A game to bed with her
twylight: hahaha
Paternal: She's the kind of MJ Mary Jane wishes she could become
After sharing this with Wieg:
wiegeabo: *is proud to play Luke in the RPG*
twylight:
wiegeabo: And Grand Admiral Thrawn. I play both sides
wiegeabo: ...wait
wiegeabo: let me rephrase
Keyzer Soze:Green Lantern it is
Serge: be the best GL of them all
Serge: Mogo
Serge: Pull THAT **** off
wiegeabo: LOL
twylight: O.O;
Keyzer Soze: i'm bringing the moon with me, he's dressing as Mogo
Serge: and you have to be to scale
Serge: no excuses
wiegeabo: Mogo = human-sized hamster wheel = awesome!
twylight: I feel nerdier by the minute..
Keyzer Soze: my nerdiness will top yours
Serge: i think a good looking kilowog would be damn impressive
Keyzer Soze: Isn't "Good looking Kilowog" an oxymoron?
Serge: as in, good quality mask/make-up etc etc
Serge: even tho he makes all the *****es wet
Keyzer Soze: ah ok
Keyzer Soze: I hear he's a master of cunnilingus
twylight: And Kilowog has rustic good looks
twylight: he's all *grunt grrr* rugged
Serge: makes me hot just thinking about it
Serge: i mean..bet it makes twy hot just thinking about it
twylight: Who doesn't want -that- in bed?
wiegeabo: Straight guys?
Keyzer Soze: no, we fall for his charms too
Serge: it's the whole "Now look here, Poozer"
Serge: gets me every time
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Then 20 minutes later in a Ventrilo chat with some friends....Discussing the Kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean
twylight: Kilowog > Kraken
Paternal: but really, who needs a ..."man" when you have a power ring
Prof. Cuddles: Those little mouth dealies would make trips down under interesting
twylight: ...so true... maybe that's why Star Sapphire is always turned on
Fanta: *loooost*
twylight: I KNOW DEE!
Prof. Cuddles: It'd be like five tongues in one.
Prof. Cuddles: Though those look rough and thumb-like
twylight: She likes the rings: http://www.filmfodder.com/comics/archives/star_sapphire_lantern_ring.jpg
Smudged: I'm gonna go have a shower and try to restart my mind
twylight: hahahaha
[COLOR="DarkRed)"]twylight:[/COLOR] Comic book Porn ftw?
Fanta: *flail*
Paternal: but seriously, when the ring can pretty much mimic anything you can imagine. (to an extent)
Prof. Cuddles: Is it still warm?
Paternal: good question
twylight: .. it can cut like a lazer?
Prof. Cuddles: So yes it is warm
Prof. Cuddles: And possibly tingly
Prof. Cuddles: Like a lightsaber
twylight: oh lordy >.> What have I done?
Fanta: ... I'm scared
Prof. Cuddles: You can't tell me Luke hasn't used the force to get it on
Fanta: PERVS
Prof. Cuddles: Or at least pleasure the ladies
Paternal: do you have the force inside you?... you want some?
twylight: ....Dang Seriously paternal if a guy used that line on me...
Prof. Cuddles: Lol, I'd buy him a drink
Paternal: please continue
twylight: I'd laugh and then jump him... *if he were cute*
Paternal: LOL
Fanta: *FLAIL*
Fanta: PERVS! ALL OF YOU.
Fanta: And my friend (whom you guys talked to before when I was doing math) thinks you're all pervs too. And wrong.
Paternal: wrong about what?
Prof. Cuddles: If fantasizing about jedi sex is wrong, baby, I don't wanna be right
Fanta: She says the Luke thing. He's 'too goodie-goodie' for that.
Prof. Cuddles: Did she read the books?
Fanta: Nu
Prof. Cuddles: He got some fine female tail throughout them
Paternal: Luke be pimpin
twylight: *is seriously dying from laughter*
Prof. Cuddles: And he's shagging super sexy Mara Jade now. You know he's got to bring his A game to bed with her
twylight: hahaha
Paternal: She's the kind of MJ Mary Jane wishes she could become
After sharing this with Wieg:
wiegeabo: *is proud to play Luke in the RPG*
twylight:
wiegeabo: And Grand Admiral Thrawn. I play both sides
wiegeabo: ...wait
wiegeabo: let me rephrase
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[18:05] Byrdschach: I want a divorce!
[18:05] twylight: ME TOO!
[18:05] Byrdschach: But what about th ekids?!
[18:05] Byrdschach: Little Ollie and Dinah?!
[18:05] twylight: You can have 'em!!
[18:06] Byrdschach: You're a horrible mother!
[18:06] twylight: You slept with every skirt you saw!!
[18:07] Byrdschach: Not my fault you're a frigid *****! I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
[18:08] twylight: *slap*
[18:08] Byrdschach: Sorry, honey.
[18:08] Byrdschach: Don't leave me!
[18:08] Byrdschach: BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!
[18:09] twylight: We wouldn't even HAVE kids if it weren't for you sleeping around! YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS!
[18:09] twylight: I AM NOT A BLOW-UP DOLL!
[18:09] Byrdschach: ...
[18:09] Byrdschach: I'll pack my things and go.
[18:09] twylight: Good idea...
[18:10] Byrdschach: Just remember, before I leave...I have always loved you and I always will.
[18:10] twylight: You told Roy that too, right before you dumped him in a ditch
[18:10] Byrdschach: He was a junkie!!!
[18:10] twylight: HE is your son!
[18:10] Byrdschach: and a junkie!
[18:11] twylight: He needed HELP and you abandoned him!
[18:11] Byrdschach: That's what he gets for getting on heroine
[18:12] twylight: Get out of my house!
[18:12] Byrdschach: No!
[18:12] Byrdschach:
[18:12] twylight: Or I'll drop kick you back to your grave!
[18:12] Byrdschach: You don't understand, I need you!
[18:12] twylight: You should have stayed dead
[18:13] Byrdschach: And you should have not been tortured and raped. But nothing we can do about either of those
[18:14] twylight: Firstly.. it wasn't 'rape'! Know your own continuity! Secondly I was tortured for -you- so without you I would have been -just- fine!
[18:15] Byrdschach: Whatever. I'm gone.
[18:15] Byrdschach: *Shoots arrow into the night and swings away*
[18:16] twylight: *opens closet door* You can come out now Pieter
[18:16] Byrdschach: *swings back into the window* ****E!
[18:16] twylight: *punches him* Man-****! I have only been with three men my entire life! What's your count?
[18:17] Byrdschach: three!
[18:17] Byrdschach: hundred
[18:17] twylight:
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Later today...perhaps tonight, I shall post something that shall "WOW!" you all.
MasterBruce...always known for the crazed Batfan he is. But how will you react when you find out the truth? I've got cold-hard evidence that he doesn't have bats on the brain as we all for so long have thought...
MasterBruce...always known for the crazed Batfan he is. But how will you react when you find out the truth? I've got cold-hard evidence that he doesn't have bats on the brain as we all for so long have thought...
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No, he has goats on the brain. Duh.
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...Or is it fish? Find out later today/tonight. 
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I got him to sign the confession already.
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So uh...got busy last night. Let's see about tonight. 
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