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I guess it's because Karem's MSN log has 'venmon' in it. At a glance, that could easily be mistaken for 'venom', so I guess I just took a small glance at it when I was naming my contacts.

That, or I'm just incredibly stupid. Which is very possible.
 
...You need to write a story like this for Batman. It'd be hysterical.
 
***'Teh_darkknight' has just signed in***

Teh_darkknight: Yo.
GCPD_Gord: What's crackin'?
Teh_darkknight: Nottin'. Just pwning a n00b threatening the Gotham mint. You?
GCPD_Gord: LOL. I just got finished lobotomizing a hooker.
Teh_darkknight: ?
Teh_darkknight: ...Jim?
GCPD_Gord: uh... no
Teh_darkknight: WTF?
GCPD_Gord: this is Joker
Teh_darkknight: LMAO
Teh_darkknight: sorry dude
GCPD_Gord: Lolololololol
GCPD_Gord: np
 
The really scary thing? I can totally see this...:csad:
 
Syn and I sink to uknown depths of depravity:

StopAudacity716 (1:08:37 AM): I never like it when they add overly sexual stuff into the comics
StopAudacity716 (1:08:41 AM): especially for villains
StopAudacity716 (1:09:02 AM): I mean, it's bad enough the guy's an attempted mass murderer. You don't also need to go the extra mile and make him a child molester
StopAudacity716 (1:09:22 AM): (I'm looking at you, Dr. Light)
Synmerc (1:09:40 AM): actually
Synmerc (1:09:47 AM): that was the best stroke of genius I ever read
StopAudacity716 (1:10:12 AM): oh, don't get me wrong, the part of Identity Crisis with him and Sue Dibny was skin-crawlingly great
Synmerc (1:10:18 AM): now whenever Light shows up...you know he better have his belt buckled
StopAudacity716 (1:10:36 AM): but after that, all anyone could do with the character is "lookout, he's gonna RAPE you!!!"
Synmerc (1:11:00 AM): rofl
Synmerc (1:11:01 AM): so true
StopAudacity716 (1:11:02 AM): why don't they just shape his helmet into a dong and re-name him Dr. Rape
StopAudacity716 (1:11:47 AM): he'll travel around in a skeezy-looking van, parking in dark alleys and empty parking garages
StopAudacity716 (1:12:08 AM): and he'll slip roofies into the city reservoir
Synmerc (1:12:31 AM): okay this is making me crazy
StopAudacity716 (1:12:32 AM): "This will be my greatest feat! I will date-rape all of Gotham City, all at once!!!"
Synmerc (1:12:33 AM): That's awesome
Synmerc (1:12:47 AM): Like, that'd be the most epic thing I ever read EVER
Synmerc (1:12:52 AM): Dr. Rape takes Gotham
StopAudacity716 (1:13:05 AM): dude, could you imagine how long it would take to date-rape an entire city?
StopAudacity716 (1:13:23 AM): the guy would have to have stamina like a freakin' champion
Synmerc (1:13:32 AM): That's why he's worthy of the title
StopAudacity716 (1:13:40 AM): and he'd eventually run out of bushes to drag people behind
StopAudacity716 (1:14:18 AM): or stadium bleachers or old dumpsters or high-school janitor's closets
Synmerc (1:14:22 AM): if the whole city is rufied, would he need to hife?
Synmerc (1:14:24 AM): hide*
StopAudacity716 (1:14:41 AM): of course! It wouldn't be date-rape if he didn't
Synmerc (1:14:59 AM): Maybe he'll get sloppy with the last hundred or so
StopAudacity716 (1:15:14 AM): his sidekick will be a blow-up doll with Sue's picture taped over the face
Synmerc (1:16:02 AM): hahaha
Synmerc (1:16:04 AM): Rapeboy
StopAudacity716 (1:16:17 AM): the Toy Wonder
Synmerc (1:16:22 AM): This is the most hysterical thing Ive ever read
StopAudacity716 (1:16:41 AM): think this is worth chat-logging?
Synmerc (1:16:52 AM): Yeah, most definently.
Synmerc (1:16:59 AM): we said rape about twenty times
Synmerc (1:17:05 AM): I mean, when you break ten, it's a feat
StopAudacity716 (1:17:18 AM): that's what Dr. Light said
StopAudacity716 (1:17:34 AM): ...wow, that was the most awful thing I've ever said
Synmerc (1:17:55 AM): rofl
Synmerc (1:18:03 AM): You had him rape a whole city
Synmerc (1:18:10 AM): gettin' em high on rufies
Synmerc (1:18:16 AM): and THAT's the worst thing?
StopAudacity716 (1:18:22 AM): yeah, but he wasn't describing it
StopAudacity716 (1:18:41 AM): "hey, what's the best part about twenty-three year olds?"
StopAudacity716 (1:18:48 AM): "there's twenty of them!"
Synmerc (1:18:58 AM): ...
Synmerc (1:19:05 AM): He's a rapist, not a pedophile!
StopAudacity716 (1:19:28 AM): right, right
Synmerc (1:19:33 AM): Somewhere in the bowels of DC's writing staff, Geoff Johns is writing a script where Penguin develops a love for little boys...
Synmerc (1:19:39 AM): *waug* *waug*
StopAudacity716 (1:19:43 AM): yikes
StopAudacity716 (1:20:04 AM): although I must say, Penguin's a character who could definitely stand for a re-villain-izing
Synmerc (1:20:18 AM): Cause he's a plump fatass?
StopAudacity716 (1:20:24 AM): not that
StopAudacity716 (1:20:29 AM): I mean, that's why we love him!
StopAudacity716 (1:20:43 AM): but he's a plump fatass who hasn't even really done anything in years!
Synmerc (1:20:44 AM): I actually hate him. :S
StopAudacity716 (1:21:09 AM): I liked a bit of the way he was in the Animated Series
StopAudacity716 (1:21:37 AM): I mean, there's gotta be something they can do with him aside from 'shady arms dealer' that he's been stuck in for like a decade
Synmerc (1:21:47 AM): ...
Synmerc (1:21:52 AM): PEDOPHILE!
Synmerc (1:21:54 AM): X(
StopAudacity716 (1:22:07 AM): he'll be the one who supplies Dr. Rape with all his roofies
Synmerc (1:22:17 AM): haha
Synmerc (1:22:38 AM): Dr. Rape: Penguin, where are you going?
Synmerc (1:22:52 AM): Penguin: The orphanage...*waug**waug*waug*
StopAudacity716 (1:23:04 AM): .......oh, man
StopAudacity716 (1:23:13 AM): make it even more awful
StopAudacity716 (1:23:21 AM): the children's burn ward at the hospital
Synmerc (1:23:34 AM): he likes them toasted?
StopAudacity716 (1:24:04 AM): "who doesn't like a meal well-done?"
StopAudacity716 (1:24:15 AM): apparently he's also a cannibal
Synmerc (1:24:22 AM): ....
Synmerc (1:24:25 AM): NOW we're talkin
Synmerc (1:24:28 AM): **** pedophilia.
Synmerc (1:24:32 AM): Cannibalism
Synmerc (1:24:35 AM): that's the good ****
StopAudacity716 (1:24:43 AM): the question is does he wait till he's done to start eating them?
Synmerc (1:24:55 AM): The Penguin's never finished...
StopAudacity716 (1:25:09 AM): he'll keep the leftovers around...for seconds
Synmerc (1:25:23 AM): Enter Two Face
StopAudacity716 (1:25:30 AM): heh, 'Enter'
Synmerc (1:25:43 AM): *facepalm*
Synmerc (1:25:52 AM): We singledhandedly perverted four villains
StopAudacity716 (1:25:56 AM): we're going to hell
 
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MB and I discussing Tumbleweed, USA.

Ferret says:
I just don't want a Brotha-Man
Bruce says:
Nobody does.
Ferret says:
I know
Bruce says:
Especially without a Keyser to naked-chicken-dance them out.
Ferret says:
if anything, I'll ask him to have the Joker make a guest appearance
Ferret says:
I am the GM after all
Bruce says:
Heh.
Bruce says:
Assless chaps and a cowboy hat, no pants.
Ferret says:
hahaha
Ferret says:
this part's going in the Chat Log thread
 
Keyser Soze says: twy, we have a big favor to ask you
Serge says: so twy
twylight says: yes?
Serge says: the idea is pretty simple and quite tasteful
sex scene with yours truly, aquaman
twylight says: Why do I feel this is a gang bang? o.O
Serge says: no no. this is a one-on-one dealy
twylight says: ...um
Keyser Soze says: yeah
you get a strap-on, he bends over
Serge says: i then take it like a champ
wiegeabo says: Put it on the internet. Makes millions
twylight says: I don't like fish men sorry I'll pass....but if Hal is open?
Serge says: "i like it rough"
Keyser Soze says:.....
*bends over*
twylight says: :oldrazz:
wiegeabo says: "if Hal is open?" Notes the innuendo
 
I'm insulted that I was not involved. :cmad: Everyone knows I'm hot for Hal.
 
It started out innocently, discussion Soze's GL cosplay plans...

Keyzer Soze:Green Lantern it is
Serge: be the best GL of them all
Serge: Mogo
Serge: Pull THAT **** off
wiegeabo: LOL
twylight: O.O;
Keyzer Soze: i'm bringing the moon with me, he's dressing as Mogo
Serge: and you have to be to scale
Serge: no excuses
wiegeabo: Mogo = human-sized hamster wheel = awesome!
twylight: I feel nerdier by the minute..
Keyzer Soze: my nerdiness will top yours
Serge: i think a good looking kilowog would be damn impressive
Keyzer Soze: Isn't "Good looking Kilowog" an oxymoron?
Serge: as in, good quality mask/make-up etc etc
Serge: even tho he makes all the *****es wet
Keyzer Soze: ah ok
Keyzer Soze: I hear he's a master of cunnilingus
twylight: And Kilowog has rustic good looks
twylight: he's all *grunt grrr* rugged
Serge: makes me hot just thinking about it
Serge: i mean..bet it makes twy hot just thinking about it
twylight: Who doesn't want -that- in bed?
wiegeabo: Straight guys?
Keyzer Soze: no, we fall for his charms too
Serge: it's the whole "Now look here, Poozer"
Serge: gets me every time

-----------------------------

Then 20 minutes later in a Ventrilo chat with some friends....Discussing the Kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean



twylight: Kilowog > Kraken
Paternal: but really, who needs a ..."man" when you have a power ring
Prof. Cuddles: Those little mouth dealies would make trips down under interesting
twylight: ...so true... maybe that's why Star Sapphire is always turned on
Fanta: *loooost*
twylight: I KNOW DEE!
Prof. Cuddles: It'd be like five tongues in one. :o
Prof. Cuddles: Though those look rough and thumb-like
twylight: She likes the rings: http://www.filmfodder.com/comics/archives/star_sapphire_lantern_ring.jpg
Smudged: I'm gonna go have a shower and try to restart my mind
twylight: hahahaha
[COLOR="DarkRed)"]twylight:[/COLOR] Comic book Porn ftw?
Fanta: *flail*
Paternal: but seriously, when the ring can pretty much mimic anything you can imagine. (to an extent)
Prof. Cuddles: Is it still warm?
Paternal: good question
twylight: .. it can cut like a lazer?
Prof. Cuddles: So yes it is warm
Prof. Cuddles: And possibly tingly
Prof. Cuddles: Like a lightsaber
twylight: oh lordy >.> What have I done?
Fanta: ... I'm scared
Prof. Cuddles: You can't tell me Luke hasn't used the force to get it on
Fanta: PERVS
Prof. Cuddles: Or at least pleasure the ladies
Paternal: do you have the force inside you?... you want some?
twylight: ....Dang Seriously paternal if a guy used that line on me...
Prof. Cuddles: Lol, I'd buy him a drink
Paternal: please continue
twylight: I'd laugh and then jump him... *if he were cute*
Paternal: LOL
Fanta: *FLAIL*
Fanta: PERVS! ALL OF YOU.
Fanta: And my friend (whom you guys talked to before when I was doing math) thinks you're all pervs too. And wrong.
Paternal: wrong about what?
Prof. Cuddles: If fantasizing about jedi sex is wrong, baby, I don't wanna be right
Fanta: She says the Luke thing. He's 'too goodie-goodie' for that.
Prof. Cuddles: Did she read the books?
Fanta: Nu
Prof. Cuddles: He got some fine female tail throughout them
Paternal: Luke be pimpin
twylight: *is seriously dying from laughter*
Prof. Cuddles: And he's shagging super sexy Mara Jade now. You know he's got to bring his A game to bed with her
twylight: hahaha
Paternal: She's the kind of MJ Mary Jane wishes she could become



After sharing this with Wieg:

wiegeabo: *is proud to play Luke in the RPG* ;)
twylight: :p
wiegeabo: And Grand Admiral Thrawn. I play both sides :D
wiegeabo: ...wait
wiegeabo: let me rephrase
 
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Untold Stories of the DCU RPG​

[18:05] Byrdschach: I want a divorce!
[18:05] twylight: ME TOO!
[18:05] Byrdschach: But what about th ekids?!
[18:05] Byrdschach: Little Ollie and Dinah?!:csad:
[18:05] twylight: You can have 'em!!
[18:06] Byrdschach: You're a horrible mother!
[18:06] twylight: You slept with every skirt you saw!!
[18:07] Byrdschach: Not my fault you're a frigid *****! I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
[18:08] twylight: *slap*
[18:08] Byrdschach: Sorry, honey.
[18:08] Byrdschach: Don't leave me!
[18:08] Byrdschach: BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!
[18:09] twylight: We wouldn't even HAVE kids if it weren't for you sleeping around! YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS!
[18:09] twylight: I AM NOT A BLOW-UP DOLL!
[18:09] Byrdschach: ...
[18:09] Byrdschach: I'll pack my things and go.
[18:09] twylight: Good idea...
[18:10] Byrdschach: Just remember, before I leave...I have always loved you and I always will.
[18:10] twylight: You told Roy that too, right before you dumped him in a ditch
[18:10] Byrdschach: He was a junkie!!!
[18:10] twylight: HE is your son!
[18:10] Byrdschach: and a junkie!
[18:11] twylight: He needed HELP and you abandoned him!
[18:11] Byrdschach: That's what he gets for getting on heroine
[18:12] twylight: Get out of my house!
[18:12] Byrdschach: No!
[18:12] Byrdschach::csad:
[18:12] twylight: Or I'll drop kick you back to your grave!
[18:12] Byrdschach: You don't understand, I need you!
[18:12] twylight: You should have stayed dead
[18:13] Byrdschach: And you should have not been tortured and raped. But nothing we can do about either of those
[18:14] twylight: Firstly.. it wasn't 'rape'! Know your own continuity! Secondly I was tortured for -you- so without you I would have been -just- fine!
[18:15] Byrdschach: Whatever. I'm gone.
[18:15] Byrdschach: *Shoots arrow into the night and swings away*
[18:16] twylight: *opens closet door* You can come out now Pieter
[18:16] Byrdschach: *swings back into the window* ****E!
[18:16] twylight: *punches him* Man-****! I have only been with three men my entire life! What's your count?
[18:17] Byrdschach: three!
[18:17] Byrdschach: hundred
[18:17] twylight::cmad:
 
Later today...perhaps tonight, I shall post something that shall "WOW!" you all.

MasterBruce...always known for the crazed Batfan he is. But how will you react when you find out the truth? I've got cold-hard evidence that he doesn't have bats on the brain as we all for so long have thought...
 
Later today...perhaps tonight, I shall post something that shall "WOW!" you all.

MasterBruce...always known for the crazed Batfan he is. But how will you react when you find out the truth? I've got cold-hard evidence that he doesn't have bats on the brain as we all for so long have thought...
I got him to sign the confession already.
 
Later today...perhaps tonight, I shall post something that shall "WOW!" you all.

MasterBruce...always known for the crazed Batfan he is. But how will you react when you find out the truth? I've got cold-hard evidence that he doesn't have bats on the brain as we all for so long have thought...

Lies! Lies and slander! :cmad:

*nervously looks back and forth*
 
Not only a slanderer, but a tease aswell! :cmad:
 
It's not slander! In print, it's libel.
 

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