Random Chat Logs

[wiegeabo]

Andrew says:Bizarro Alfred: You No Am Got SERVED!

I must see that movie! NOW!

 

[Keyser Soze]

John says:
Yoyoyo
Byrdschach says:
yo
John says:
yo
Byrdschach says:
yo
John says:
oy
Byrdschach says:
oyyo
John says:
oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoyo
Byrdschach says:
o
John says:
y
o
Byrdschach says:
y
o
John says:
How are YO today?
Byrdschach says:
yokay
John says:
cooliyo
Byrdschach says:
yoself?
John says:
I'm yowesome, thanks for asking
Byrdschach says:
yo problem
John says:
......
yo
Byrdschach says:
So, did yo want something yo?
John says:
yo bet I did
Byrdschach says:
Well, don't leave me in stitches yofo
John says:
i want yo mamma
Byrdschach says:
yo-no!
John says:
And Yoko Ono
Byrdschach says:
yo can have that ho
John says:
this is being chatlogged, yo
Byrdschach says:
fo show yo

 

[Andy C.]

Master Bruce falls victim to my most fiendish creation yet!

(When discussing potentially brilliant ideas that someone else beat you to and ruined by turning into an awful internet catch-phrase)

Andrew says:I feel your pain, man
Andrew says:two years before the Chuck Norris fad, I had come up with my own game like that
Andrew says:except instead of Chuck Norris, it was Little Richard
Master Bruce says:Heh
Andrew says:and instead of making him a badass, the whole point was to just come up with something to out-weird the others
Master Bruce says:Hahahaha.
Andrew says:and the trick?
Andrew says:everything had to be said in a Little Richard voice
Andrew says:complete with a "Wooooo!" at the end
Andrew says:so it'd be stupid crap like : "Little Richard broke the sound barrier in a golf cart! Woooo!"
Master Bruce says:Hahahahaha.
Master Bruce says:That's awesome.
Andrew says:I have a whole archive of all the best ones saved on my computer
Master Bruce says:Little Richard learned guitar on Saturn! Woooo!
Andrew says:damn, you're a natural
Master Bruce says:Believe me, RPing has taken my mind to weird places.
Master Bruce says:WEEEEIRD places.

 

[Andy C.]

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER......

Andrew says:Little Richard came in third place at the Battle of Normandy!
Andrew says:Wooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard sold his brain to Xenu for some peanuts!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard hangs out on Fridays with Sonic the Hedgehog!
Andrew says:Woooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard drives backwards to save money on cabfair!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard's favorite color is Wednesday!
Andrew says:Wooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard made Vincent Vangough his godson!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard divorced his kitchen!
Andrew says:Wooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard bought stock in the world's supply of soil!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard knitted you a sweater made of his fears!
Andrew says:Woooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard lives in a bananna!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard turns into Legos under the full moon!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard stole the soul of a gopher!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard has a steamboat powered by vengeance!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard is addicted to vaporized steel!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard has a life-long blood feud with his turkey!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard owes money to a fruitbat!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard has a hit out on the entire cast of Stargate!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard played chess with his wristwatch! And lost!
Master Bruce says:Wooooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard's right foot is a Sega Genesis!
Andrew says:Woooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard experiences the past, present and future through a bendy straw!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard likes the idea of Peanut M&Ms, but still thinks he could do them better!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard once challenged a five month old to a game of football!
Master Bruce says:Wooooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard pours applesauce on the dead!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard moved out of his home because his garden was too close to the sun!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard re-united a canoe with its parents!
Andrew says:Woooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard outran the Pacific Ocean!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard threw a brick at Bill Murray!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard enjoys long walks on the Earth's atmosphere!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard fell down an escalator for three days!
Andrew says:woooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard starred in a remake of Mel Gibson's life!
Master Bruce says:Wooooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard hates the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard had a shootout with Sally Field!
Master Bruce says:Wooooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard ate a tent!
Andrew says:Wooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard hang glides over his local McDonald's!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard is based on a true story!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard believes that fingers don't exist!
Master Bruce says:Woooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard has a backpack full of evil!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Master Bruce says:Little Richard can pick up radio signals from newspapers!
Master Bruce says:Wooo!
Andrew says:Little Richard thinks Einstein was an ass-hole!
Andrew says:Wooooo!
Andrew says:.......shut up!
Master Bruce says:My god, there's an actual process to this.
Master Bruce says:I actually found myself looking around the room for ideas.
Andrew says:You've just taken your first step into a larger world...
Master Bruce says:Thank you, A. Fury.
Andrew says:....shut up.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Serge says:
man, every morning that i log onto MSN there is something i wanna msg u about but then when i finally do spot u on i forget what it was
why do u torture me like so?

Keyser Soze says:
its a game I play

Serge says:
****in tease
u said ud always be there
and i, like a sap, believed u

Keyser Soze says:
I AM always there
in your heart

Serge says:
spend a lot of long nights alone, hoping that come morning i will log onto MSN and see u online on my friends list
spend a lot of afternoons crying after yet another disappointment
wait, that didnt come out gay did it?

Keyser Soze says:
not at all

Serge says:
phew

Keyser Soze says:
***

 

[Saved]

Write it down?

 

[Matt Murdock]

3:12:30 PM Catman: he can't help himself
3:12:33 PM Devin Lewis: lol
3:12:58 PM Devin Lewis: poor guy
3:13:08 PM Catman: indeed
3:13:09 PM Devin Lewis: it must be tough having so many ***** in his butthole
3:13:34 PM Catman: *sigh* if only
3:13:40 PM Catman: i mean
3:14:10 PM Devin Lewis: bahahah
3:14:23 PM Devin Lewis: chatlogging.

 

[Batman]

Andy C. says:
it's like there's a party in my brain, and everyone's throwing up
Master Bruce says:
That's just that egg salad sandwhich you had at the truckstop.
Andy C. says:
hey, those worms make me a damn good RPer
Andy C. says:
I wouldn't have gotten Superman if it weren't for those wonderful parasites
Master Bruce says:
But you'll never know if the cyclops you love really loves you, or the worms you!
Andy C. says:
the sad thing is, I wasn't even thinking of Leela
Andy C. says:
I was thinking of Scott Summers
Andy C. says:
....and I think I just learned a surprising new fact about myself

 

[Saved]

3:12:30 PM Catman: he can't help himself
3:12:33 PM Devin Lewis: lol
3:12:58 PM Devin Lewis: poor guy
3:13:08 PM Catman: indeed
3:13:09 PM Devin Lewis: it must be tough having so many ***** in his butthole
3:13:34 PM Catman: *sigh* if only
3:13:40 PM Catman: i mean
3:14:10 PM Devin Lewis: bahahah
3:14:23 PM Devin Lewis: chatlogging.

Stop talking about me behind my back!

 

[Batman]

Followed by...

Andy C. says:
to this day, I will never understand how Carnage got so popular
Andy C. says:
I mean, Venom was at least an interesting idea at the time
Master Bruce says:
I think people just have some sick fetish about seeing The Joker covered in sludge.
Andy C. says:
....and I think we just learned something new about you, too

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I don't care if you all hate us....I love us.

---

Matt Murdock says:
He requested ME.
Bjarki D says:
Oh snap,
Bjarki D says:
CRACKLE
Bjarki D says:
AND
Bjarki D says:
POOP
Matt Murdock says:
POOOOP.
Matt Murdock says:
haha
Matt Murdock says:
bjarki
Matt Murdock says:
you are my long lost brother
Bjarki D says:
Hurry up and find me then, goddamnit
Bjarki D says:
I'm still waiting on your helicopter entrance into my life
Matt Murdock says:
hahaha
Matt Murdock says:
When I enter your life, it'll be glorious
Bjarki D says:
Slow-Motion hug
Matt Murdock says:
And when you enter my butthole it will ALSO be glorious.
Bjarki D says:
My penis and buttholes mix like water and oil; they don't
Bjarki D says:
but it's beautiful to watch
Matt Murdock says:
hahaha
Matt Murdock says:
i went on the rock'n'rollercoaster
Matt Murdock says:
and i almost DIED.
Matt Murdock says:
the seat restraint clicked up one notch halfway through and i flipped OUT.
Bjarki D says:
hahaha, I like to imagine you screaming like a little girl, flailing about on a rollercoaster
Matt Murdock says:
dude i scream like a woman
Matt Murdock says:
O
Matt Murdock says:
M
Matt Murdock says:
G

---

Matt Murdock says:
and you know it'll be ****ing awkward the first time we see each other
Matt Murdock says:
but then when we do we will embrace
Matt Murdock says:
and get it on
Bjarki D says:
I could count on one finger, the amount of things I would rather do than fly to new york and meet up
Bjarki D says:
Seriously
Bjarki D says:
and that one thing is buttsecks with Ryan Reynolds
Bjarki D says:
I receive
Matt Murdock says:
hahahaha
Matt Murdock says:
C...chatlong?

----

Matt Murdock says:
I have rediscovered aerosmith.
Bjarki D says:
I'm gonna have to ask you to
Bjarki D says:
WALK THIS WAY
Bjarki D says:
OH YEAH
Matt Murdock says:
....
Matt Murdock says:
We're...... LIVING ON THE EDGE
Bjarki D says:
I....DON'T WANNA MISS A THING
Bjarki D says:
wait.
Matt Murdock says:
We-elllll... DREAM ON
Matt Murdock says:
DREAM ONN
Matt Murdock says:
DREEEEEAM ON
Bjarki D says:
I'M LONGING FOR YOUR BUTTSECKS, BUTTSECKS, GOTTA GET SOME BUTTSECKS
Bjarki D says:
I love that one
Matt Murdock says:
...this entire thing needs to be chatlogged
Matt Murdock says:
or published as an addendum to the bible as "the testament of righteousness... mother****er"
Bjarki D says:
THAT, DO THAT
Bjarki D says:
Jesus needs more us
Matt Murdock says:
hahaha
Matt Murdock says:
or we need more jesus
Matt Murdock says:
...
Matt Murdock says:
Nah.
Bjarki D says:
Hell no
Matt Murdock says:
every single time we publish something in the chatlog thread
Matt Murdock says:
it's full of in-jokes that nobody gets.
Matt Murdock says:
****ers.
Bjarki D says:
and their lives are poorer for it
Matt Murdock says:
YEAHHH
Matt Murdock says:
HIGH FIVE
Bjarki D says:
FIVEEEEEEE
Bjarki D says:
I want to see your lips around my penis
Bjarki D says:
Imagine if that was the first thing I said to you when we meet, one day
Bjarki D says:
and then I just knocked you unconscious
Matt Murdock says:
haahahaha
Bjarki D says:
and you woke up in the rock'n'rollercoaster
Matt Murdock says:
hahahaha what the ****, man.
Bjarki D says:
and I'm screaming "YEEAAAAAAH" , naked
Matt Murdock says:
chatlog this.

----

Bjarki D says:
Don't you 'mother****er' me on facebook, mother****er
Matt Murdock says:
kay
Matt Murdock says:
i was talking to you on fb chat a few weeks ago
Matt Murdock says:
and i was still in school
Matt Murdock says:
and someone behind me was like
Matt Murdock says:
"who is bee-jah-ark-ee?"
Matt Murdock says:
and i was like
Matt Murdock says:
"bee-arki. ****er."

 

[wiegeabo]

When you two finally have sex, I'm sure the building will explode.

 

[Saved]

When you two finally have sex, I'm sure the building will explode.

I don't think making sexual jokes about them is even funny anymore. I mean, at this point, is it really a joke?

 

[wiegeabo]

Could we at least joke about the quality of the sex?

 

[Matt Murdock]

I don't think making sexual jokes about them is even funny anymore. I mean, at this point, is it really a joke?

Got something you'd like to get off your chest?

 

[Catman_prb]

And once again, there's no love for the Catman

 

[Saved]

Got something you'd like to get off your chest?

Yes.

And once again, there's no love for the Catman

I LOVE you, Cats. You're the Union Jack to my Captain America, the Will Turner to my Jack Sparrow. Come, let's make a twenty four page convo on IM together. The world must know of our bromance.

 

[Catman_prb]

*****, please.

 

[Byrd Man]

A-.....I-........wow...........just wow.

 

[Matt Murdock]

And once again, there's no love for the Catman

You've got Syn.

 

[Catman_prb]

You've got Syn.

But that's like being raped with a screwdriver

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Someone here has quite a few grains of sand in their vagina.

 

[Gallagher]

I hate sand...

It's rough and it get's everywhere.

*Is clubbed to death by angry SW fans*

 

[Saved]

But that's like being raped with a screwdriver

Phillips or flathead?

 

[Catman_prb]

Phillips or flathead?

One with barbs.