Rap Battle Against The Poster Above You

[The Darkness]

I willingly volunteer to be the first scape goat

 

[Badger]

You say you're The Darkness, let me show you the light.
Because you're a punk ass fool, who's all bark and no bite.

Whateva.

 

[Da Docta]

Yo, yo, yo it's you're not your
Go suck yo momma's ****e.

 

[Da Docta]

Cheater.

Da Docta

 

[Badger]

Thanks for the assist, you little snitch.
Now come over here and be my *****.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

EDIT: This is directed at Lehnsherr

We got here Lehnsherr,
A poster whose unsure,
Of what you might ask?
To complete a simple task.
I got back from my vacation
to see he forgot his location.

I'm like whoa!
Dude this guys a doe!
A doe a deer a female deer.
What, all of a sudden I filled you with fear?

You call yourself a doctor,
the one who helped hector.
Prescribe me this,
why is it that you can't come up with a simple ass diss?

'Know whut?
Forget you fool,
when yo momma sees me she starts to drool.
I got no time for this ****,
But before I go I need to tell you a secret.
Under your chair you will find a bomb
You think thats bad? Boy I'm f***ing yo mom!

 

[Da Docta]

Thanks for the assist, you little snitch.
Now come over here and be my *****.

You say you're BadgerPhil let me show you the light.
Because you're a punk ass fool, who's all bark and no bite

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Lehnsher you tryin' to hard,
Imma blow you up into a thousand shards!
You got no shame!
You got no fame!
You so lame you gotta steal his words!
I'm hopin that God dosn't attack you with birds.
He needs to hit you with something strong from zion,
something ferociouss and proud like a big old Lion!

 

[Badger]

You say you're BadgerPhil let me show you the light.
Because you're a punk ass fool, who's all bark and no bite

This is kinda sad, you continually pointing out this mistake.
I will put an end to this, with my two hands and make you quake.
But I'd rather end this by getting a little love.
So come here and bend over, my little dove.

 

[Darthphere]

Badgerphil what the **** is that,
Ill cap you in the ass, with my gat.

 

[Yurka]

I wish I could shut yall up with the flip off a switch,
Or juck kick your ass's cuz im the juggernaut b***h!!

 

[Darthphere]

What the hell is a Yurka it sounds like ****,
I put on my burka and take a hit,
If your name was ever dumber id laugh to death,
its like you came up with it when you were on meth.

 

[chamber-music]

Yurka says his the juggernaut but we all know his a snitch, he so in need of of help with the ladies he should call Hitch!

 

[Yurka]

What the hell is a Yurka it sounds like ****,
I put on my burka and take a hit,
If your name was ever dumber id laugh to death,
its like you came up with it when you were on meth.

Darthphere where did you learn how to spell?
Dont attack me or youll end up in a cell
youre a sith so youre already going to hell

 

[Darthphere]

Darthphere where did you learn how to spell?
Dont attack me or youll end up in a cell
youre a sith so youre already going to hell

You say youre the Juggernaut but youre just a *****,
you smell worse than an ass, with an itch.

 

[Yurka]

Yurka says his the juggernaut but we all know his a snitch, he so in need of of help with the ladies he should call Hitch!

hey gas-chamber, why dont you go out and get some friends
never mind, if theyre alone in a room with you then your friendship ends

 

[Yurka]

You say youre the Juggernaut but youre just a *****,
you smell worse than an ass, with an itch.

by looking at your avvy, I can tell youre a homo
when you look at a woman you think "OH HELLL NO!!!!"

 

[Badger]

Badgerphil what the **** is that,

Ill cap you in the ass, with my gat.

Darthphere where to you get off, you think you're the ****.
But when in reality, you're nothing more than a chewing gum clit.

 

[Darthphere]

by looking at your avvy, I can tell youre a homo
when you look at a woman you think "OH HELLL NO!!!!"

Yurka its cool I know youre Russian, explains the sour grapes
Youre women are hairy, does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[Darthphere]

Darthphere where to you get off, you think you're the ****.
But when in reality, you're nothing more than a chewing gum clit.

Badgerphil I know im the ****
better to be one than to smell like it.

:

 

[Yurka]

Yurka its cool I know youre Russian, explains the sour grapes
Youre women are hairy, does the carpet match the drapes?

Why you looking at girls, when you take it in the ass?
Russian girls are the most beautiful, but yet alas
You receive dick in the butt, and you like a large mass.

 

[Darthphere]

Why you looking at girls, when you take it in the ass?
Russian girls are the most beautiful, but yet alas
You receive dick in the butt, and you like a large mass.

Sodomy jokes stopped being cool,
Taking it in the ear is the best, fool.

 

[muertevilla]

all you posters in here dont know what you need to flow like this mutha****in skilled maestro - i got all you *****es on lock down while i wear this crown and keep this villainous frown upon me for all to see that the rhythmic capability that runs through me isnt just coming from a dictionary made for those elementary poser ass rappers who need that **it to help them ryhme their hit just a lil bit - but all they doin is failin cuz i keep on wailin but not like smithers - that's montey's ***** - but hey im rich, not with money but with skill to keep that honey comin till i get my fill, so bow before your hugh hef on high and kiss these feet as i walk on by and accept your pwnage as i sit back and laugh while i smoke some stoneage...word.

 

[Eddie Brock]

rap sucks


word.

 

[GreatWhiteShark]

You come up in this thread looking for a fight,
but your fatass can't type right.
You just chew and spit and fart and s**t,
Talking big since your fat chins can't get hit.
Take a swim sometime so I can bite your lard,
Fat boy, it's not that hard, even for a ******.
You pair of balls with no sack, I got your girl on her back,
It's the mother****ing shark attack.