The Rap Battle Thread

[Swiftman]

down on your kneeeeeees
dont be a teeeeeeeeeease
suck theeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
um, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

*no need for applause folks*
*i already know im good*
*thank you, thank you all*

 

[Swiftman]

down on your kneeeeeees
dont be a teeeeeeeeeease
suck theeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
um, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

*no need for applause folks*
*i already know im good*
*thank you, thank you all*

this is a joke. im not serious now, but i really wanna challenge someone.
dont mean to brag but i am the best rapper from the west coast.
heh heh...

 

[Tsunulia]

this is a joke. im not serious now, but i really wanna challenge someone.
dont mean to brag but i am the best rapper from the west coast.
heh heh...

 

[Assassin32]

Then who did?

We never finished the tournament.

 

[The Spawn]

Then doesn't Bison win by default?

 

[Assassin32]

A flash of black and I'm back
Sit back and relax
Dipped in the Lazerus Tank
I've come back like cooked crack
Scour your memory banks
Now, kneel down and give thanks
Yeah! Lean, dip, and snap
It's the return of the only poster whose **** went SLAP

Assassin32: King of the jungle
Fought with lions, ate with bears
Now, I'm back on my hustle
Back on the boards, back on the block
Boy, I'm here for a tussle
But I ain't joking, I didn't stutter
I ain't from the gutter
I'm from under the gutter
Where it's always summer
That's why my words are too hot
Too deep for you ****ers

Born in flame, born again, born to rule the game
Roast any mother****er with a warring gaze
Spit it out your way, send it back at me
I'll just dust it right off and set your ash ablaze
I straight up rip your ****, I get in to it
Come at me hard, little *****
I'll just come at you harder
Starch your ash like pair of Dockers
Never gassed, that's a fact, it's the rap master class
Stark rhythm and heart
I make lyrical art, so aim your opus at my head
And I'll just paint your ash red
Then end your verse like a punctuation mark

 

[TEDDY]

All you people ain't ready
For this fly-ash bear named TEDDY!!!

 

[The Spawn]

We would have been at it earlier had Kingpins' comeback thread survived expulsion...its funny how we have the Lounge and so many Ask threads...originality is far from this forums' grasp.

 

[Assassin32]

In case no one's noticed, I'm trying to bring this back.

 

[DV8]

YO!

what's crackin!?
it's me, mutha*****in attackin
DV8 up in this piece
while yo obese mamma be snackin

. . . . on curly fries
as your eyes fill w/ surprise
***** wit me, meet yo demise

it's the mutha*****in DV8
Don't hate/appreciate
before I seal yo goddam fate
and put you in a mental state

. . . . of hysteria
who's wearing superhero underwear-ah?
I hope that a$$ is prepared-eda
2 sh1t in them once I scare-a-ya

PEACE

 

[DV8]

man . . . I swear I was gonna make one of these a few weeks ago . . . they're always real fun; I spaced on it of course though . . .

 

[DV8]

k . . . here I go again

UH! YO!

Know this poster named Tangled Web
if you know this kid, you know he's kinda sick in the head

has the ability to suck himself off
just watch yo back ifheasksyou to turn ya head an cough

is he gay or is he straight?
. . . . don't ask DV8
unless the answer you anticipate
will drive you to be obstinate

my skills are innate
mouth so dry you can chug a V8
do they even sell that sh1t anymore?
think I might go ask a smoree

or as I call her, your moms
my avvy's ripping up the floor toms
bobbin his baby brain better than you can spell insane

 

[Assassin32]

The randomness was hilarious.

 

[The Spawn]

If you're trying to bring it back, better attendance would be in your benefit.

 

[The Spawn]

If you're trying to bring it back, better attendance would be in your benefit.

 

[Assassin32]

Just because you don't see me, it doesn't mean I'm not there. Always.

It's coming back.

 

[The Dark Guybrush]

i has a bucket
squ-ucket
i win
too much gin
in my body
roddy piper

 

[CrypticOne]

I'll rap battle someone.

 

[Assassin32]

A flash of black and I'm back
Sit back and relax
Dipped in the Lazerus Tank
I've come back like cooked crack
Scour your memory banks
Now, kneel down and give thanks
Yeah! Lean, dip, and snap
It's the return of the only poster whose **** went SLAP

Assassin32: King of the jungle
Fought with lions, ate with bears
Now, I'm back on my hustle
Back on the boards, back on the block
Boy, I'm here for a tussle
But I ain't joking, I didn't stutter
I ain't from the gutter
I'm from under the gutter
Where it's always summer
That's why my words are too hot
Too deep for you ****ers

Born in flame, born again, born to rule the game
Roast any mother****er with a warring gaze
Spit it out your way, send it back at me
I'll just dust it right off and set your ash ablaze
I straight up rip your ****, I get in to it
Come at me hard, little *****
I'll just come at you harder
Starch your ash like pair of Dockers
Never gassed, that's a fact, it's the rap master class
Stark rhythm and heart
I make lyrical art, so aim your opus at my head
And I'll just paint your ash red
Then end your verse like a punctuation mark

^^Attack that one, CrypticOne. I'll battle.

 

[CrypticOne]

Your skill is weak, I see you were reborn
Thats cause I already murdered ya'.
Tortured ya', buried ya' six feet deep in the earth.
Dug you up and spit on your corpse.
I spit weak beings from the earth.
Everytime I see one like you, I have to brush the dirt from my shirt.
Its a insult thinkin' you can come and flow with this.
You might be the king of the jungle, but I'm the king of the world.
I fought against armies, ate with nobody cause I'm a one man army.
No one could ever out flow me, never you, I'll wet you up with this freshly painted brush.
Paint you red with the blood of the dead.
Comin' at me is like runnin' at a tsunami, its suicide.
Its always me against the world, put me against the odds and I'll still over come.
I'll still win cause I'm ill like that, I'm a disease waitin' to plague your lungs.
Its hard for you to breath, you shake like the world when it quakes.
Hearin' me is your worst nightmare, I'll more than dent your armor, I'll disenagrate ya' like when a grenade hits its target.
have you in pieces and teach ya' the lessons of a real emcee.
I've fought through the coldness of the world, beat anyone in my path, I'm never lost in the storm.
Your not even the sun in my eyes, your just a raindrop to be wiped and dried.

Weak verse, but there it is.

 

[DV8]

Your skill is weak, I see you were reborn
Thats cause I already murdered ya'.
Tortured ya', buried ya' six feet deep in the earth.
Dug you up and spit on your corpse.
I spit weak beings from the earth.
Everytime I see one like you, I have to brush the dirt from my shirt.
Its a insult thinkin' you can come and flow with this.
You might be the king of the jungle, but I'm the king of the world.
I fought against armies, ate with nobody cause I'm a one man army.
No one could ever out flow me, never you, I'll wet you up with this freshly painted brush.
Paint you red with the blood of the dead.
Comin' at me is like runnin' at a tsunami, its suicide.
Its always me against the world, put me against the odds and I'll still over come.
I'll still win cause I'm ill like that, I'm a disease waitin' to plague your lungs.
Its hard for you to breath, you shake like the world when it quakes.
Hearin' me is your worst nightmare, I'll more than dent your armor, I'll disenagrate ya' like when a grenade hits its target.
have you in pieces and teach ya' the lessons of a real emcee.
I've fought through the coldness of the world, beat anyone in my path, I'm never lost in the storm.
Your not even the sun in my eyes, your just a raindrop to be wiped and dried.

Weak verse, but there it is.

I will retaliate you . . .

AWWWWW SH1T!!

CrypticOne, yo' rhymes is whack, son
I got more talent ragin from my left thumb

you need to ease up off of DV8
before you begin to perspirate
I'll drop more style from my mouth
like pregnant ******* lactate

awwww shuckS! oops, think I did it again
f&ck w/ me and I'll kick you in the shin

yo that sh1t HURTS! worse than a papercut
watch me flirt w/ your moms that I call a rut
then watch me place my knee firmly in yo gut

PEACE

**whack I know, but I'm half white-boy, half vato (ps, nothing personal of course )

 

[Assassin32]

Your skill is weak, I see you were reborn
Thats cause I already murdered ya'.
Tortured ya', buried ya' six feet deep in the earth.
Dug you up and spit on your corpse.
I spit weak beings from the earth.
Everytime I see one like you, I have to brush the dirt from my shirt.
Its a insult thinkin' you can come and flow with this.
You might be the king of the jungle, but I'm the king of the world.
I fought against armies, ate with nobody cause I'm a one man army.
No one could ever out flow me, never you, I'll wet you up with this freshly painted brush.
Paint you red with the blood of the dead.
Comin' at me is like runnin' at a tsunami, its suicide.
Its always me against the world, put me against the odds and I'll still over come.
I'll still win cause I'm ill like that, I'm a disease waitin' to plague your lungs.
Its hard for you to breath, you shake like the world when it quakes.
Hearin' me is your worst nightmare, I'll more than dent your armor, I'll disenagrate ya' like when a grenade hits its target.
have you in pieces and teach ya' the lessons of a real emcee.
I've fought through the coldness of the world, beat anyone in my path, I'm never lost in the storm.
Your not even the sun in my eyes, your just a raindrop to be wiped and dried.

Weak verse, but there it is.

Your first time in fray; already time to retire
My time is precious these days; your verse carries no fire
But if you still want to play
You can have it your way
I got more **** in the fryer than McDonald's on Sundays

So, who the **** are you?
And, what are you drinkin'?
You must be off a bottle of gin
From hearin' all this **** you're speakin'
A raindrop, you say? That I don't play
I'll drop you to the pavement first
Then rain down bullets all day
You know you must be out your brain
Trying to roam in my range
The only action you're attractin'
Is the bolt-action retraction
Kiss the chamber with the gauge
And you'll never be the same
Mother**** what you say
I'll get your cranium crackin'

 

[The Spawn]

I'm really bored and feel like bumpin' this rap ****
I think your man tapped out Assassain, ran away and quit
Don't worry, I'm not gonna jump to any certified conclusions
He may be battlin' back guerilla style, tryin' to cause confusion
However, I wonder why no one wants to pick a fight with yours truly...
Act out and smash ****, go crazy and act unruly
I know why---it's because I tackle people down, calmly and cooly
I create an equilibrium, and I'm not talkin' about a movie
People back up amd bow down to me utterly without incident
I could sit back, relax, and still set precedents

 

[Astrø]

I only like rap battling when its done by pros noobs kill the moment

 

[The Spawn]

To kill a moment, you have to be present...at that moment.

I doubt 50 and Diddy battle each other with "noobs" present...at that moment.