Really one-sided fights

[KevanG]

It's been a little joke that me and a few friends have been messing with for a while. We've just been listing off some really one-sided fights that make us laugh. For example Banshee VS Daredevil, Galactus VS Ant-man, you get the idea. I'm curious if anyone else can think of anymore.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Banshee vs Daredevil is just funny for the obvious reason of DD's disability. since DD's senses are super heightened, I think the vibrations would still be painful to him.

 

[blksuperman2]

Maybe not a fight but what if Professor X and Quicksilver raced?

 

[GOODT!MES]

BWAHAHA! Nice one. How about if Mister Fantastic challanged Gwen Stacy to a neck flexibility contest?

 

[PWN3R]

Banshee's scream would most likely kill DD, I mean..it would be a big ouchie. lol

 

[Genesis 1.0]

That Lobo/Logan deal was definitely one sided, if you were realistic about it.

 

[GOODT!MES]

...Beak vs. Black Kingpin from the Daredevil movie?

I think I crossed a line.

 

[rigel7soldiers]

That Lobo/Logan deal was definitely one sided, if you were realistic about it.

It should have been one-sided, and Lobo should have won. I'm still wondering how that happened, since I didn't read it.

The Walrus vs. Spider man; Spidey knocked Wally out with a flick of his little finger.

Iron Man vs. The Sauce- that one was really one sided for a while.

 

[SLVRSR4]

When quicksilver fought the flash he was getting beaten like nothing so they dragged it out

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Quicksilver vs. the Flash should be one-sided. The Flash does literally everything Quicksilver does better.

Iron Man vs. The Sauce- that one was really one sided for a while.

Ouch.

 

[XFanTim]

It should have been one-sided, and Lobo should have won. I'm still wondering how that happened, since I didn't read it.

Off camera.

Quite possibly one of the dumbest fights in the history of comics.

 

[GOODT!MES]

Who the #$%@ is the Sauce?

EDIT: Oh man, am I dumb. Duh duh duh.

 

[Vanguard07]

Betty Banner vs the Maestro.

Captain America vs Uncle Ben

Blob vs Jenny Craig

The Leader vs Hats

 

[Spectre722]

worse than banshee versus daredevil, blackbolt versus daredevil, murdock's head would probly explode.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Who the #$%@ is the Sauce?

EDIT: Oh man, am I dumb. Duh duh duh.

Ooh, ooh, I got one! GOODT!MES vs. colloquialisms!

 

[Vanguard07]

Ultraman vs Human Torch

Leech vs Juggernaut

Daredevil vs Ray Charles

 

[yenaled]

Superman vs. Batman - WITH Prep-time!

!

 

[Sun_Down]

Superman vs. Batman - WITH Prep-time!

!

With prep time? Well, that's almost too one-sided. I mean, Bats would totally rock Superman's ****.

 

[Infinity9999x]

God Vs. Chuck Norris
.....sorry I had to throw that in there

 

[TheCorpulent1]

God would wet himself. That's right, lower-case h for the deity with the baby-bladder!

 

[Vanguard07]

how about batman with prep time vs chuck norris.
Whoever wins, the universe loses.

Or squirrel girl vs the Living Tribunal

 

[KevanG]

Aunt May VS Galactus, Bullseye vs Pre-powers Peter Parker, Deadpool Vs The Hulk (see contest of champions for that outcome)

 

[Purple Man]

Deadpool vs Black Cat in a ugly contest.

Cyclops vs anyone in a staring contest.

Blackbolt vs anyone in a debate

Namor vs Falcon in a swimming contest.

Invisible Woman vs Alicia Masters in hide-and-go-seek

Mr.Fantastic vs Charles Xavier in a game of Twister.

 

[Manic]

Invisible Woman vs Alicia Masters in hide-and-go-seek

I'm not quite sure what you're saying, here. Are you saying Sue would win, because there's no way Alicia could see her? Or are you saying Alicia would win, because she's used to finding people without seeing them?

 

[blksuperman2]

Aunt May VS Galactus, Bullseye vs Pre-powers Peter Parker, Deadpool Vs The Hulk (see contest of champions for that outcome)

You know she was a herald of Galactus?