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Really one-sided fights

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  1. KevanG

    KevanG Pragmatic Villain

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    It's been a little joke that me and a few friends have been messing with for a while. We've just been listing off some really one-sided fights that make us laugh. For example Banshee VS Daredevil, Galactus VS Ant-man, you get the idea. I'm curious if anyone else can think of anymore.
     
    #1 KevanG, Apr 24, 2006
  2. Colossal Spoons

    Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    Banshee vs Daredevil is just funny for the obvious reason of DD's disability. since DD's senses are super heightened, I think the vibrations would still be painful to him.
     
    #2 Colossal Spoons, Apr 24, 2006
  3. blksuperman2

    blksuperman2 Deadly Akuma

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    Maybe not a fight but what if Professor X and Quicksilver raced?
     
    #3 blksuperman2, Apr 24, 2006
  4. GOODT!MES

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    BWAHAHA! Nice one. :up: How about if Mister Fantastic challanged Gwen Stacy to a neck flexibility contest?
     
    #4 GOODT!MES, Apr 24, 2006
  5. PWN3R

    PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    Banshee's scream would most likely kill DD, I mean..it would be a big ouchie. lol
     
    #5 PWN3R, Apr 24, 2006
  6. Genesis 1.0

    Genesis 1.0 Thread Overlord's Minion

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    That Lobo/Logan deal was definitely one sided, if you were realistic about it.
     
    #6 Genesis 1.0, Apr 24, 2006
  7. GOODT!MES

    GOODT!MES The Last Fan

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    ...Beak vs. Black Kingpin from the Daredevil movie?

    I think I crossed a line.
     
    #7 GOODT!MES, Apr 24, 2006
  8. rigel7soldiers

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    It should have been one-sided, and Lobo should have won. I'm still wondering how that happened, since I didn't read it.

    The Walrus vs. Spider man; Spidey knocked Wally out with a flick of his little finger.

    Iron Man vs. The Sauce- that one was really one sided for a while.
     
    #8 rigel7soldiers, Apr 24, 2006
  9. SLVRSR4

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    When quicksilver fought the flash he was getting beaten like nothing so they dragged it out:o
     
    #9 SLVRSR4, Apr 24, 2006
  10. TheCorpulent1

    TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    Quicksilver vs. the Flash should be one-sided. The Flash does literally everything Quicksilver does better.
    Ouch. :)
     
    #10 TheCorpulent1, Apr 24, 2006
  11. XFanTim

    XFanTim Two-Time DTL Champion

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    Off camera.

    Quite possibly one of the dumbest fights in the history of comics.
     
    #11 XFanTim, Apr 24, 2006
  12. GOODT!MES

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    Who the #$%@ is the Sauce?

    EDIT: Oh man, am I dumb. Duh duh duh.
     
    #12 GOODT!MES, Apr 24, 2006
  13. Vanguard07

    Vanguard07 He who hath rhythm

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    Betty Banner vs the Maestro.

    Captain America vs Uncle Ben

    Blob vs Jenny Craig

    The Leader vs Hats
     
    #13 Vanguard07, Apr 24, 2006
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    worse than banshee versus daredevil, blackbolt versus daredevil, murdock's head would probly explode.
     
    #14 Spectre722, Apr 24, 2006
  15. TheCorpulent1

    TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    Ooh, ooh, I got one! GOODT!MES vs. colloquialisms!

    ;)
     
    #15 TheCorpulent1, Apr 24, 2006
  16. Vanguard07

    Vanguard07 He who hath rhythm

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    Ultraman vs Human Torch

    Leech vs Juggernaut

    Daredevil vs Ray Charles
     
    #16 Vanguard07, Apr 24, 2006
  17. yenaled

    yenaled 3X2(9YZ)4A

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    Superman vs. Batman - WITH Prep-time!

    :o!

    :D
     
    #17 yenaled, Apr 24, 2006
  18. Sun_Down

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    With prep time? Well, that's almost too one-sided. I mean, Bats would totally rock Superman's ****. :p
     
    #18 Sun_Down, Apr 24, 2006
  19. Infinity9999x

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    God Vs. Chuck Norris
    .....sorry I had to throw that in there
     
    #19 Infinity9999x, Apr 24, 2006
  20. TheCorpulent1

    TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    God would wet himself. That's right, lower-case h for the deity with the baby-bladder! :mad:
     
    #20 TheCorpulent1, Apr 24, 2006
  21. Vanguard07

    Vanguard07 He who hath rhythm

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    how about batman with prep time vs chuck norris.
    Whoever wins, the universe loses.

    Or squirrel girl vs the Living Tribunal
     
    #21 Vanguard07, Apr 24, 2006
  22. KevanG

    KevanG Pragmatic Villain

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    Aunt May VS Galactus, Bullseye vs Pre-powers Peter Parker, Deadpool Vs The Hulk (see contest of champions for that outcome)
     
    #22 KevanG, Apr 25, 2006
  23. Purple Man

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    Deadpool vs Black Cat in a ugly contest.

    Cyclops vs anyone in a staring contest.

    Blackbolt vs anyone in a debate

    Namor vs Falcon in a swimming contest.

    Invisible Woman vs Alicia Masters in hide-and-go-seek

    Mr.Fantastic vs Charles Xavier in a game of Twister.
     
    #23 Purple Man, Apr 25, 2006
  24. Manic

    Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    I'm not quite sure what you're saying, here. Are you saying Sue would win, because there's no way Alicia could see her? Or are you saying Alicia would win, because she's used to finding people without seeing them?
     
    #24 Manic, Apr 25, 2006
  25. blksuperman2

    blksuperman2 Deadly Akuma

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    You know she was a herald of Galactus?
     
    #25 blksuperman2, Apr 25, 2006
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