Wolverine sucks

[roach]

For anyone wondering if he's on acid, remeber he's playing the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game and somehow correlating it with this debate.
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thought there was something in the koolaid

 

[Zeu]

For anyone wondering if he's on acid, remeber he's playing the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game and somehow correlating it with this debate.


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That explains a lot

Videogames are not canon.
Why?
When you see Solid Snake taking out 50-feet tall super-mechas or Jill Valentine being sliced by Nemesis´ 5 feet long razor-blades and NOT DYING on the spot, surely something on the back of your head must whisper that reality is not what it used to be here.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

For anyone wondering if he's on acid, remeber he's playing the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game and somehow correlating it with this debate.

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Yeah I'm pretty much speechless after that. Apparently he doesn't understand that Wolverine and other characters lack health bars to the top right hand side on the panel.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Its bottom left dork.

 

[BrolyKnight]

my goodness people these r comic books that strech reality...please note that 90% of what happens in comics would never happen in real life such as a person having the abilties of wolverine,and the the hulk, of cousre wolverine shouldnt be able to have the force behind his slices to cut half of the things he cuts but .....this might shock a few of u so be careful....................................................Its a comic book!. its like those psychic hotline its only for entertainment purposes only

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I wonder...

If Spiderman immobilised Wolverine with his webs and then ripped his head off (guy can lift cars, taking heads off is a walk in the park), would Wolverine regenerate a new body from the neck down?

Or would the headless body regrow a new head?

Or both?

No. Wolverine has a Healing Factor not Regeneration. The only character that I know of that can regenerate from something like that is Deadpool.

 

[unstoppable]

No. Wolverine has a Healing Factor not Regeneration. The only character that I know of that can regenerate from something like that is Deadpool.

deadpool got his powers from weapon x which wolverine was apart of so in a way they could have the same type of healin' factor


plus it depends on the writer

 

[unstoppable]

deadpool got his powers from weapon x which wolverine was apart of so in a way they could have the same type of healin' factor


plus it depends on the writer

His primary mutant power is an accelerated healing process called a "healing factor" that regenerates damaged or destroyed areas of his body far beyond the capabilities of an ordinary human

 

[Dwarf lord]

No. Wolverine has a Healing Factor not Regeneration. The only character that I know of that can regenerate from something like that is Deadpool.

Have you see some of his appearences? There are times where he almost regrows his whole body.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

As in the now infamous skeleton regeneration in minutes.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Have you see some of his appearences? There are times where he almost regrows his whole body.

That was never his power to begin with, he was able to heal from wounds rapidly but not regrow his body parts, ergo his missing hand in Age of Apocalypse.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

deadpool got his powers from weapon x which wolverine was apart of so in a way they could have the same type of healin' factor


plus it depends on the writer

Deadpool's healing factor went on the fritz awhile ago and he had to get a sample of the Hulk's blood to boost it to were it is now.

 

[Not Jake]

That was never his power to begin with, he was able to heal from wounds rapidly but not regrow his body parts, ergo his missing hand in Age of Apocalypse.

I thought he capped that stub so it wouldn't grow back

 

[Parker]

That was never his power to begin with, he was able to heal from wounds rapidly but not regrow his body parts, ergo his missing hand in Age of Apocalypse.

I could be wrong, but didn't the fact that his hand never grew back have something to do with the adamantium sealing over and preventing his bones from growing, and therefore his entire hand?

 

[Horhey]

So I'm way more heavy into comic books than my friends are save for one.(Though, that particular one wasn't there at the time.) So my friends and I get to playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and I one of them saids,"Yo, I want Wolverine." Then the other gets angry,"No I want to play as him"
So I but in,"Who cares, as long as I get Spiderman."
Thats when they just look at me. They pause and then after few moments respond,"Man, Spiderman sucks. Don't put that bumb on our team."
And I'm in shock. Spiderman being my favorite hero, I had to defend him.
"What!? How does Spiderman suck? He could kick Wolverines ass."

...That was the wrong thing to say around these three.
"What!!?? No one can beat Wolverine!! No one!!!"
"But Spiderman is stronger than him. He could knock him out." I say
"What!!! Wolverine would just slice that man no one can beat him!!"
It went on like that for awhile, then I respond"Okay, so no one can beat Wolverine." I say"What about Magneto"
They think for a second because they know I have them in a spot.
"Yeah but thats it."they repsond.
So I continue.
"Only Mags?! What about Juggernaut?"
"No"
"What?! Yes he could!!! Captain America could too."
"No"
"But I have a comic where Cap beats Wolverine. And one where Juggs beats him too. And Spiderman!!!"
"Who ever wrote that sucks as a writer."

These statements and outburst left me with one conclusion. My friends were Wolverine fanboys and probably think Wolverine can take on Galactus and win. They even stated that he can beat Thor.

This is the type of crap that causes Wolverine to win crossover fights with Lobo!!!!

And theres only one thing I blame for this, the media.Especially since my friends aren't heavy comic readers.
If Wolverines screen time in the xmen movies wasn't so long and ridiculous this breed of fanboy would never have been created. Even video games cartoons overhype this guy too much. The media needs to stop making Wolverine look like this invincible overlord and script him how he should be.
And the way he killed was written as killing Phoenix in X-3 is a prime example. Wolverine officially sucks to me and my friends are idiots.

Um, Wolverine just recently straight up defeated Captain America in "Origins". Yes Wolverine has been defeated before by these characters but he has also defeated most of them too. Thats how fights are. You win some you lose some. Bad days, good days. Its hardly ever absolute. The only time I recall Cap defeating Wolverine is when he got him from behind when he wasnt looking. Spider Man webbed Wolverine up once but thats about it. The other time they fought Spider Man was nearly defeated untill it was broken up by a distraction.

Come on brother, facts not spin.

 

[Sloth7d]

Um, Wolverine just recently straight up defeated Captain America in "Origins". Yes Wolverine has been defeated before by these characters but he has also defeated most of them too. Thats how fights are. You win some you lose some. Bad days, good days. Its hardly ever absolute. The only time I recall Cap defeating Wolverine is when he got him from behind when he wasnt looking. Spider Man webbed Wolverine up once but thats about it. The other time they fought Spider Man was nearly defeated untill it was broken up by a distraction.

Come on brother, facts not spin.

Yeah, but that aside(even though IMO, I don't think Wolvy could defeat Spiderman at his best ever), the fact that they started saying Wolvy could beat the Hulk and phoenix and others is when the conversation went crazy.

 

[Horhey]

Yeah, but that aside(even though IMO, I don't think Wolvy could defeat Spiderman at his best ever), the fact that they started saying Wolvy could beat the Hulk and phoenix and others is when the conversation went crazy.

Hey bro its a comic book. Wolverine is Marvel's character. They created him. They created his and Hulk's abilities and limits. If they say he is capable of defeating the Hulk then he is. You may not like it but it is what it is. Its not all that implausable either if you think about it. And the story behind Logan's accelerated healing factor makes alot of sense if you read about it.

They havent made Wolverine unbeatable like you seem to be suggesting becouse he isnt. Matter of fact Logan was just defeated by The Sentry in his own book #47.

 

[Horhey]

I could be wrong, but didn't the fact that his hand never grew back have something to do with the adamantium sealing over and preventing his bones from growing, and therefore his entire hand?

Wolverine's hand was able to be blown off becouse bones are connected by tendons and joints, not by other bones. Otherwise you wouldnt be able to move. Wolverine's joints are not laced with Adamantium. Thats also how Ultimate Hulk was able to rip Ultimate Wolverine in half.

If you ever see a fully decumposed body you will see that the skeleton is in pieces.

 

[DACMAN]

Wolverine beat Loki and Spider-Man got taken out quick. Therefore Wolverine would beat Spider-Man. I haven't faced Galactus yet, but if I beat him with Wolverine then will know that Wolverine could beat Silver Surfer.

You've gotta be kidding me. Is this guy for real?

 

[Sloth7d]

Hey bro its a comic book. Wolverine is Marvel's character. They created him. They created his and Hulk's abilities and limits. If they say he is capable of defeating the Hulk then he is. You may not like it but it is what it is. Its not all that implausable either if you think about it. And the story behind Logan's accelerated healing factor makes alot of sense if you read about it.

They havent made Wolverine unbeatable like you seem to be suggesting becouse he isnt. Matter of fact Logan was just defeated by The Sentry in his own book #47.

Your not getting what I'm saying. Marvel didn't say Wolverine could beat the Hulk, my friends did, with hardly anyway of desribing how. Also, I didn't say Wolvy was unbeatable, my friends did which isn't true. Somehow you mixed up the meaning behind my post.
And also, if Marvel ever declares that Wolverine is superior to the Hulk, I'm sure that shortly after marvels entire fanbase will = 0. For all that lets just say Spiderman can beat down the Sentry.

 

[Sloth7d]

You've gotta be kidding me. Is this guy for real?

I think its a joke. I'm sure of it. It has to be.

 

[Horhey]

Your not getting what I'm saying. Marvel didn't say Wolverine could beat the Hulk, my friends did, with hardly anyway of desribing how. Also, I didn't say Wolvy was unbeatable, my friends did which isn't true. Somehow you mixed up the meaning behind my post.
And also, if Marvel ever declares that Wolverine is superior to the Hulk, I'm sure that shortly after marvels entire fanbase will = 0. For all that lets just say Spiderman can beat down the Sentry.

Wolverine is deffinetely beatable as we have just recently witnessed. As for Wolverine and Hulk, if you scored their battles with points like they do boxing, and other fighting sports than Wolverine has won 4-5 fights with the Hulk.

If you score it by last man standing then they both have 0 points as far as I know. I could be wrong though. Its been awhile. If you score it by who would of killed who if something didnt halt the fight, then Wolverine scores 1-0. He would of killed the Hulk by decapitating him if he didnt stop himself.

 

[Sloth7d]

Wolverine is deffinetely beatable as we have just recently witnessed.

Ialready know this. You don't have to tell me. Getting that point across to my friends is the problem.

As for Wolverine and Hulk, if you scored their battles with points like they do boxing, and other fighting sports than Wolverine has won 4-5 fights with the Hulk.

What? I don't think we're talking about a point system here. And eitherway Wolverine would be ko'd at the rounds start.

If you score it by last man standing than they both have 0 points as far as I know. I could be wrong though. Its been awhile. If you score it by who would of killed who if something didnt halt the fight, then Wolverine scores 1-0. He would of killed the Hulk by decapitating him if he didnt stop himself.

Wolverines body isn't even strong enough to cut the hulk with his claws though. He really just could never hope to beat him. Its an extreme mismatch to even compare them.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Wolverine is deffinetely beatable as we have just recently witnessed. As for Wolverine and Hulk, if you scored their battles with points like they do boxing, and other fighting sports than Wolverine has won 4-5 fights with the Hulk.

If you score it by last man standing then they both have 0 points as far as I know. I could be wrong though. Its been awhile. If you score it by who would of killed who if something didnt halt the fight, then Wolverine scores 1-0. He would of killed the Hulk by decapitating him if he didnt stop himself.

Hulk has been reduced to just his Skeleton before when Agamemnon released the knights and blew up the Pantheon headquarters.

- Whirly

 

[unstoppable]

Wolverine is deffinetely beatable as we have just recently witnessed. As for Wolverine and Hulk, if you scored their battles with points like they do boxing, and other fighting sports than Wolverine has won 4-5 fights with the Hulk.

If you score it by last man standing then they both have 0 points as far as I know. I could be wrong though. Its been awhile. If you score it by who would of killed who if something didnt halt the fight, then Wolverine scores 1-0. He would of killed the Hulk by decapitating him if he didnt stop himself.

he would just grow it back