Red Bull-Side Effects.

You two are like an old married couple, cut it the **** out.
 
Damn, Colossal. You better show her what for on the golf course.
 
AndThePickles said:
See what I mean? Memory loss :csad: So sad.

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you
 
Colossal Spoons said:
I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you

Well, I'm glad you've showed everyone how you enjoy domestically abusing me, but you singing just proves even more how loopy your brain is, further enforcing the memory loss :csad:
 
Colossal Spoons said:
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you
You're going to have sex now, aren't you?
 
AndThePickles said:
Well, I'm glad you've showed everyone how you enjoy domestically abusing me, but you singing just proves even more how loopy your brain is, further enforcing the memory loss :csad:

I SO should have come to your guys' place for Thankgiving! :csad:

jag
 
Colossal Spoons said:
How much were you drinking before? Jeez



That's the worst man. I dunno how valid that info is though, I recommend keeping the alcohol consumption to a "tipsy" level if you plan on bustin any chicks' cheeks that night.
I know, I know, but if red bull lets you get as hammered as you want and still do that, it's win-win.
 
I don't like that "knowing what's inside you" part. sounds a little Hannibal-ish :dry:
 
jaguarr said:
I SO should have come to your guys' place for Thankgiving! :csad:

jag

Man, Thanksgiving was the greatest. You would've loved it.
 
Colossal Spoons said:
I don't like that "knowing what's inside you" part. sounds a little Hannibal-ish :dry:

I think it's about the vagina :o
 
Calvin said:
I know, I know, but if red bull lets you get as hammered as you want and still do that, it's win-win.

Red Bull ain't gonna fix your whiskey dick, son.

jag
 
Colossal Spoons said:
Red Bull and vagina don't belong in the same thread.

You could drink Red Bull while you get your Red Wings. :up:

jag
 
*dies*


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So Colossal has a date with the couch tonight?
 
jaguarr said:
In the short term, it won't do much to your health. It'll get you later in life with things like high blood pressure, glucose intolerance, onset diabetes and the like, though. Something to look forward to. :)

jag

*sighs*, such an optimistic...
 
Darthphere said:
So Colossal has a date with the couch tonight?

Even if it wasn't college and we didn't have our own separate rooms, I don't get down with the "sending people to the couch" thing.
 
AndThePickles said:
Even if it wasn't college and we didn't have our own separate rooms, I don't get down with the "sending people to the couch" thing.

That's right, sister! Lock him in the cage under the bed with a shock collar strapped to his genitals! :up:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
That's right, sister! Lock him in the cage under the bed with a shock collar strapped to his genitals! :up:

jag

I think that's a little too kinky for him.
 
AndThePickles said:
I think that's a little too kinky for him.

You don't sound entirely sure of that, though. Let me know how it goes. :hyper:

jag
 
Colossal Spoons said:
Whoa whoa. Will there be punch and pie in my cage?


Punch and nuts, more specifically punching nuts.
 

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