Rename your heroes

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  1. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    Flash - Never Late For Dinner Guy

    Green Lantern - Flashring dude

    WonderWoman - (*Wolf-Whistle*)

    Batman - Ultra-Goth

    Martian Manhunter - Strange Visitor from another planet

    Aquaman - LifeGuard who Swims with Fishes

    Superman - The Man.
     
  2. y2jversion1 Registered

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    Batman - Mr. Pessimist

    Superman - Mr. Optimist

    Green Lantern - Bling on the Ring dude
     
  3. Red King Littlefinger

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    Batman - Mr. Preptime

    Superman - Boyscout
     
  4. boywondernerdDC Registered

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    Batman- " I just had to be such a paranoid prick and make a satellite that tracks heroes" man
     
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    Robin - Emo kid
    Superboy - Punk
    Supergirl - Cheerleader Princess
    Blue Beetle - The Geek
     
  6. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    No that belongs to Superboy Prime :o
     
  7. boywondernerdDC Registered

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    Superboy Prime definetly = emo
     
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    Ironaically, Barry Allen was always late for, like, everything. It makes absolutely no sense; I guess he's got no time management skills.

    Arsenal - Speedy (Or, even better, Smacky)
    Tempest - Guy who ****s Tula's corpse
    Lex Luthor - Ballsy McEgo
    Superboy Prime - Totally Bug**** Insane Sun Armor Boy
    Alex Luthor, Jr - Afro Thunder
    Starfire - Borefire
    CM3 - Marvel Boy (he really needs a name change)
     
  9. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    Birds of Prey - Really Hawt detective babes who fight.

    JLA - The BMF in the Valley

    JSA - Semi-retired BMF in the Valley who don't mind Schooling the next Gen.

    Outsiders - Hormone-Driven beaters or ****s R Us.
     
  10. Anubis Sup?

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    Catman - Greatest Revamp ever Man

    Steel - One of the best black heros ever created man aka Dead meat in 52 :(
     
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    Question - Poker Face

    Montoya - Booze and chicks

    Elongated Man - Mr.Elastic

    Sue Dibney - The Corpse Bride

    B.O.P. - T&A

    JSA - The Let's fight super villains and try not to break our hips Society of America.

    Supergirl - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a girl who forgot to put on her panties before flying over everyones head!

    Superman - Corn fed boyscout who can bend steel

    Nightwing - Cause Michael Jackson doesn't love you anymore when you reach legal age.

    Wonder Woman - Wonder who will tell her "make me a sandiwch Woman"

    Lex Luthor - Can afford to be bald and weak and still get laid.
     
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    1). Superman....Sun-God
    2). Batman....Black-Wing
    3). WonderWoman....Ms. Wow!!!!
    4). Martain ManHunter....Jaded-Man
    5). Flash....Hot-Spot
    6). HawkGirl....Tweetie
    7). Green Lantern (John Stewart)....Green-Bling...(Hal Jordan)....Green-Sting
    8). Aquaman....Elisiah-Bleu
     
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    GL (Stewart) - Fake News
    Martian Manhunter - Klattu
    Ralph Dibny - Soda makes you Crazy
    Ray I - famous Original Ray
    the Flash- Dinner-with-two-women-at-the-same-time Stud
     

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