Rename your heroes

[Varient]

Flash - Never Late For Dinner Guy

Green Lantern - Flashring dude

WonderWoman - (*Wolf-Whistle*)

Batman - Ultra-Goth

Martian Manhunter - Strange Visitor from another planet

Aquaman - LifeGuard who Swims with Fishes

Superman - The Man.

 

[y2jversion1]

Batman - Mr. Pessimist

Superman - Mr. Optimist

Green Lantern - Bling on the Ring dude

 

[Red]

Batman - Mr. Preptime

Superman - Boyscout

 

[boywondernerdDC]

Batman- " I just had to be such a paranoid prick and make a satellite that tracks heroes" man

 

[bulok]

Robin - Emo kid
Superboy - Punk
Supergirl - Cheerleader Princess
Blue Beetle - The Geek

 

[hippie_hunter]

Robin - Emo kid

No that belongs to Superboy Prime

 

[boywondernerdDC]

Superboy Prime definetly = emo

 

[rigel7soldiers]

Flash - Never Late For Dinner Guy

Green Lantern - Flashring dude

WonderWoman - (*Wolf-Whistle*)

Batman - Ultra-Goth

Martian Manhunter - Strange Visitor from another planet

Aquaman - LifeGuard who Swims with Fishes

Superman - The Man.

Ironaically, Barry Allen was always late for, like, everything. It makes absolutely no sense; I guess he's got no time management skills.

Arsenal - Speedy (Or, even better, Smacky)
Tempest - Guy who ****s Tula's corpse
Lex Luthor - Ballsy McEgo
Superboy Prime - Totally Bug**** Insane Sun Armor Boy
Alex Luthor, Jr - Afro Thunder
Starfire - Borefire
CM3 - Marvel Boy (he really needs a name change)

 

[Varient]

Birds of Prey - Really Hawt detective babes who fight.

JLA - The BMF in the Valley

JSA - Semi-retired BMF in the Valley who don't mind Schooling the next Gen.

Outsiders - Hormone-Driven beaters or ****s R Us.

 

[Anubis]

Catman - Greatest Revamp ever Man

Steel - One of the best black heros ever created man aka Dead meat in 52

 

[Purple Man]

Question - Poker Face

Montoya - Booze and chicks

Elongated Man - Mr.Elastic

Sue Dibney - The Corpse Bride

B.O.P. - T&A

JSA - The Let's fight super villains and try not to break our hips Society of America.

Supergirl - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a girl who forgot to put on her panties before flying over everyones head!

Superman - Corn fed boyscout who can bend steel

Nightwing - Cause Michael Jackson doesn't love you anymore when you reach legal age.

Wonder Woman - Wonder who will tell her "make me a sandiwch Woman"

Lex Luthor - Can afford to be bald and weak and still get laid.

 

[Batmanx]

1). Superman....Sun-God
2). Batman....Black-Wing
3). WonderWoman....Ms. Wow!!!!
4). Martain ManHunter....Jaded-Man
5). Flash....Hot-Spot
6). HawkGirl....Tweetie
7). Green Lantern (John Stewart)....Green-Bling...(Hal Jordan)....Green-Sting
8). Aquaman....Elisiah-Bleu

 

[rigel7soldiers]

GL (Stewart) - Fake News
Martian Manhunter - Klattu
Ralph Dibny - Soda makes you Crazy
Ray I - famous Original Ray
the Flash- Dinner-with-two-women-at-the-same-time Stud