Roommate problems

[Parker]

Buy some panties and plant them somewhere on his bed where she'll find them.

Yeah, it depends on if you're looking for a temporary or permanent solution.

Temp: whoopee
Perm: panties

Good call, Wolf.

 

[Iceman]

My new roommate has a girlfriend, while I do not at this point in time. She's nice enough, and he's a pretty good guy in most respects.

But he keeps bringing her over. More than that, he let's her spend the night. They don't do it, they just snuggle and coo and be nauseatingly cute with each other. I once woke up in the morning, hit the alarm and heard a soprano voice coming from the next bed. He's done this three more times, and it's really getting annoying.

Why am I putting up with this?

It doesn't sound like anything too bad really. If you've got a problem with it tell him without getting upset. Bear in mind that the situation will probably be reversed one day.

 

[cryptic name]

My new roommate has a girlfriend, while I do not at this point in time. She's nice enough, and he's a pretty good guy in most respects.

But he keeps bringing her over. More than that, he let's her spend the night. They don't do it, they just snuggle and coo and be nauseatingly cute with each other. I once woke up in the morning, hit the alarm and heard a soprano voice coming from the next bed. He's done this three more times, and it's really getting annoying.

Why am I putting up with this?

in the middle of the night. let them see you standing at the foot of the bed with a camera, and when then they see, ask "are you guys gonna f**k, or what?"
she probably won't come over as much after that.