Santa Claus: The Movie

[Thundarr]

I loved this movie as a kid and I used to watch it every December. Haven't seen it in years though. It's on my "To Get" list for Christmas movies. I still have to get the original animated version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Ron Howard's live action reimagining of The Grinch, Tim Allen's The Santa Clause, and A Charlie Brown Christmas. I've got quite the collection already, believe me.

 

[Thundarr]

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Meeeeerrry Christmas!"

"Shut up ****...."

That's from Denis Leary's Merry F**kin' Christmas, isn't it?

Everybody sing!

Old Saint Nick's got bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a Merry F**kin' Christmas

Everything's so Christmasy
The streets all twinkle in frozen pee
A priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a Merry F**kin' Christmas

(Chorus)
All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings'em
Unless they're jewish or muslim or some other gypped religion

Crappy toys flying off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell
It's a Merry F**kin' Christmas

(Musical interlude)

(Chorus)
All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings'em
Unless they're jewish or muslim or some other gypped religion

Crackling fire to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Jostle my bells and work my horn
It's a last year suckin', Midget chuckin, Keep on truckin'
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
It's a Merry F**kin' Christm-as!

 

[I'm Old Greg]

deck the halls with santas balls, fa la laa laa laaa la la la la
tis the season to be rotten! fa la laa laa laaa la la la la

 

[CelticPredator]

No, it's from Dexter. In which John Lithgow's character calls his wife a C yo-U Next Tusday.

 

[Call Me Darkman]

I love this movie.

 

[mistify]

Yes it was good

 

[Van Petrol]

I used to watch this film every December when I was younger, and looked forward to it. I haven't seen it on as often in the last few years though.

 

[Call Me Darkman]

That Sheena Easton song that plays over the end credits is pretty good too.