Sawyer's Airing of Grievances Thread

[Sawyer]

We're closing in on Festivus, so I thought this thread would be appropriate.

Lets keep it semi-civil, though. We don't want the man shutting this place down before we get to the feats of strength.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'm tired of this damn cake agenda and the moral decay it's causing in our society.

 

[Schlosser85]

The rent is too damn high.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

And the smell is ungodly.

 

[Sawyer]

All the pleasantries have me mad as hell AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Morrraallll decccaaaaayyyy

 

[Sawyer]

I've had enough of DarkSentinel and his damn pies as well.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

And his infatuation with Jensen Ackles is unsettling.

 

[Sawyer]

Well, I find that a little more understandable.

 

[Kane52630]

PC Load Letter...who the f*** do you think you are!

 

[Victarion]

George Martin is taking too long with The Winds of Winter.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Oh, and something clearly need to be done about the oppression of Christians in the U.S

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You all don't care how cold I am at my job!!!

 

[Sawyer]

Gal Gadot is going to need to do steroids if she wants to play MY Wonder Woman!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Rabble rabble some crap about the hobbit movie rabble rabble.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Gal Gadot is going to need to do steroids if she wants to play MY Wonder Woman!

Because your WW has enlarged lady parts and uses a ton of NAIR hair removal cream each week?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Insanity later...

 

[Feenix]

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Wrong sir, it's not high enough

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'm tired of Parker questioning the stagnation of pop-culture... Sorry, we're not all on the cutting edge like your trend-setting self.

I'm tired of DarkSentinel denying the similarities of his writing to E.L James '50 Shades...' masterpieces. Also I'm tired of his unfunny Boy Eats World gifs or whatever that dumb show was called.

I'm tired of Sawyer making it allllllllllll about him. Also 'Lost'.... in retrospect, ehhhhhhh.

 

[Sawyer]

I'm tired of JJJ thinking it's NOT all about me.... and also for being JJJ. That **** should be punishable by death!

 

[Feenix]

I love how sarcasm emoticons are used to convey truth rather than sarcasm

 

[Sawyer]

I did that. You're welcome.

 

[Kane52630]

Not sure if scarcasm or truth...