Say it isn't so, don vito.....

[jks]

http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?...MPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

 

[Yurka]

good god, 12 year old girls, bad don vito

 

[StrainedEyes]

Ahahaha God I wish Viva La Bam was still being made.

 

[Fledermaus]

In his statement Mr Margera stated: "Arrghle bargle rassum assusmm uhhh boobies."

 

[Drakon]

Oh ****, that's rich. Where's you POWERSTRIPE NOW, huh, Bam?

Stupid, arrogant worthless piece of ****.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Oh ****, that's rich. Where's you POWERSTRIPE NOW, huh, Bam?

Stupid, arrogant worthless piece of ****.

What does this have to do with Bam?

 

[JLBats]

Ew.

 

[Barbossa]

Why doesn't it surprise me that Vito did something like this

 

[Mister J]

Maybe Vito thought it was all good because the girls' cumulative age was over the age of consent. He'd never do that to two 7-year olds.

 

[Carter]

How bout them apples

 

[Franklin Richards]

He prolly thought they were 16.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Why the hell would the girls turn him in?? He's the finest piece of raw meat in that whole...

..Yeah, I couldn't finish my joke.

 

[Drakon]

What does this have to do with Bam?

What? Now I need a reason to hate Bam?

Just agression by association, I guess.

 

[Frizzo the Clown]

What? Now I need a reason to hate Bam?

Just agression by association, I guess.

I've had a number of people tell me I look like him...that doesn't seem to bode well for me here, apparently.

 

[Kool-Aid]

lol

 

[Yurka]

lol

he looks normal, its sad

 

[Drakon]

I've had a number of people tell me I look like him...that doesn't seem to bode well for me here, apparently.

So long as you don't think you're the cock of the walk, then you're fine. His arrogance makes me want to slap that frou-frou goatee off his ridiculous face.

 

[Carter]

He definitely looks like a kid toucher

 

[The Last Meatbag]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hubba jubbita boobie hubbitee hubbita

 

[NJGooner]

i'm shocked, he looks like such an upstanding citizen

How does the defendant plead?

Jibbity yibbity hoo!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I wish the trial was filmed, his eyes would get all wide and he'd start yelping

 

[Frizzo the Clown]

So long as you don't think you're the cock of the walk, then you're fine. His arrogance makes me want to slap that frou-frou goatee off his ridiculous face.

No, I just touch my cock while I walk. Thats still okay, right?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I wish the trial was filmed, his eyes would get all wide and he'd start yelping

That would be SO badass if he represented himself.


Judge: Call your witness.

Vito: Yooo! Jibbity hoobala pooloobee!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Then the whole court room would go quiet, and the jury would stand up and applaud

 

[Topdawg]

Sick bastard.