Scary Movie 5 Will Be A Reboot

How do you reboot this series? They're all based on new movies.


This reboot thing is going way too far.
 
This reboot thing is going way too far.

Maybe that's the point, though. Maybe it'll be some brilliant spoof of how Hollywood is literally out of ideas and has to remake everything. Ah, who am I kidding? This is the Weinsteins, this is gonna suck.
 
Reboot what, a poor parody of worse horror movies?
 
First time I heard about rebooting a comedy franchise which only relies on spoofs, stupid idea about rebooting the cast especially if these new actors have no comedic timing.

At least keep Anna Faris and Leslie Nielsen.
 
I've never bothered with the Scary Movie franchise, but if studios want to waste money making them, and some people want to waste their money watching them, it doesn't affect my money.
 
stupid. rebooting a parody movie where the cast has been rotating around with each installment?
 
that's what made the first one hillarious, scenes like the handicap dude givin himself a bj lol

Isn't that from Scary Movie 2? And that movie was awful, really really awful.
 
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed deals to suffer horrible fates, including getting the ax, in Dimension Films' Scary Movie 5.

Sheen and Lohan will play what is being described by the studio as “the world’s hottest new couple” and both will be killed in the movie's opening sequence.

The movie is due to begin shooting September with an eye toward an April 19 release.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/charlie-sheen-lindsay-lohan-die-scary-movie-361835
 
Didn't Charlie Sheen already die in Scary Movie 4?

Sigh. This reboot nonsense is all Christopher Nolan's fault. A shame. His Batman movies were meant to inspire good, not.. madness.. not death..
 
The amount of f**** I give about this is somewhere in the negatives.
 
Didn't Charlie Sheen already die in Scary Movie 4?

Sigh. This reboot nonsense is all Christopher Nolan's fault. A shame. His Batman movies were meant to inspire good, not.. madness.. not death..

Brenda's died in all of the Scary Movies so far, yet has somehow managed to return for all of them. Don't expect much logic in these movies.
 
What horror genre is being parodied this time? The only new genre out there is the whole paranormal activity found footage stuff but is that enough to sell a whole film?
 
How can a crappy parody series that merely consists of strung together sight-gags have a "reboot"? They're not meant to make sense or have logical continuity in the first place.
 
Every sequel has essentially been a reboot of the first Scary Movie, don't know how calling the fifth one a "reboot" for the franchise would be any different.
 
Remember when the first movie said "No sequel." ?

LOL
 
Terry Crews is also on board.
Now I want to see it.
 
Charlie and Lindsay get murdered?

At least it spares the possibility of drug addicted babies popping out!
 
First time I heard about rebooting a comedy franchise which only relies on spoofs, stupid idea about rebooting the cast especially if these new actors have no comedic timing.

At least keep Anna Faris and Leslie Nielsen.
I know this post was from a few years ago, but, reading this just made me cry a little
 
I have little hope on this movie. Maybe its because the putz's who did epic movie/ disaster movie/ date movie have tarnished the spoof genre so bad and not to mention the most recent twilgiht one. There just not the same anymore because most of the time the talent and directors involved have juvenile humor genes and that doesnt exactly translate to the big screen and not to mention the quality of these movies look like porn on cinemax.
 
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