Scary Sounds in the After Hours!

[Immortalfire]

Catman, make sure you go investigate that mysterious noise in the backyard.

 

[terry78]

You mean a raven? Edgar Allan Poe!



The scariest sound heard at night would have to be your parents having sex, if you still live at home. Otherwise, something scraping against your window...especially if there are no trees nearby...

If your parents are bumping uglies with you right in the next room and it's still early, there are deeper issues going on. You walk in there unannounced and your dad is like, "ummm, I'm not hurting her."

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Mdizzle gets a cookie for getting the Edgar Allen Poe reference

 

[Mdizzle]

If your parents are bumping uglies with you right in the next room and it's still early, there are deeper issues going on. You walk in there unannounced and your dad is like, "ummm, I'm not hurting her."

Or he might be, and she likes it. We won't go there.

Mdizzle gets a cookie for getting the Edgar Allen Poe reference

Woo hoo! Actually I have a background in Lit, so that should be a given.

I always found the Tell-tale Heart creepy.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Child: Mommy? Does daddy hurt you at night?
Mother: 0___0 ... um... No honey... Mommy likes it and daddy makes her feel special...

 

[Darthphere]

Do you ever hear a sound in the middle of the night that scares or creeps you out? I just had one of those moments like a minute ago. I hear something that sounds like someone with a knife hitting the metal fence. So, I look outside the window and it's just the wind rolling a soda can. Still. It freaked me out.

Dude one night I was at the new Best Buy (Across from International Mall) and there was this booming in the air, like if someone was dropping bombs on Mall of the Americas.

Also, I was driving one night and heard a noise that sounded like the walkers from War of the Worlds.

 

[Arc-Light]

Do you ever hear a sound in the middle of the night that scares or creeps you out? I just had one of those moments like a minute ago. I hear something that sounds like someone with a knife hitting the metal fence. So, I look outside the window and it's just the wind rolling a soda can. Still. It freaked me out.

You are a wuss.........man up.t:

 

[SuperFerret]

Those cat moans are ridiculous...and they have no shame. My sister when she was little saw two cats going at it, almost like they were fighting, then one left and she was like, "I think that one cat broke the other one", because it was meowing all off-key, like "mrrrrrrrr". Haha.

That's because cat mating is kind of like consensual rape. The fact that the penis is barbed doesn't help.

 

[Arc-Light]

That's because cat mating is kind of like consensual rape. The fact that the penis is barbed doesn't help.

Well that explains a lot.......

 

[SuperFerret]

It keeps her from running away before they're done.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Crackling from upstars in my house, windows making noises, etc.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Reminds me of when John C. Reilly calls up Ferrel in Talledega Nights and tells him there's starnge sounds in his house.

 

[The Guard]

Scary sounds? Sort of. My dumb ass called the police twice once when some little kids a few apartment complexes away were using some illegal fireworks. They brought the police helicopter in and like three cars. Sounded for all the world like gunshots, which I also heard from time to time there.

 

[Alex The Great]

I heave to worst bedroom, I walk into the bathroom and when I come out you can make out the outline of a person. And during a lightning storm, It feels like every time the lightning comes, I can see a face flash. heh.

 

[The Guard]

I had a fellow student in elementary school who swore that during a lightning storm he heard Jesus and Satan duking it out in a tree...and then saw them.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I live in the country here in Georgia. I hear strange noises outside all the time. There's a hogzilla supposedly lives in the woods near my house.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I heave to worst bedroom, I walk into the bathroom and when I come out you can make out the outline of a person. And during a lightning storm, It feels like every time the lightning comes, I can see a face flash. heh.

I used to have a poster of Freddy Krueger hanging over my bed and It was facing my mirror, and I'd wake up in the middle of the night, half asleep going to the bathroom. I'd look in the mirror and see Freddy standing behind me before laying back down. I used to have trouble sleeping.

 

[terry78]

Yeah, you two basically ****ed up your own heads during childhood.

 

[Silverstein]

I never HEAR anything but....I smell sex and candy, yeah...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

where do you live? in hell?

It would make sense.

 

[Silverstein]

It would make sense.

I thought he lived in Japan....

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I would always prefer to live in an urban area as opposed to a rural area...at least at night the sounds of car horns, subway cars, and random gunshots, at least I know there are other people within a close radius. If you're in the middle of the boonies and you hear a noise, you don't know what the hell that **** is.

Yeah, hate sleeping in absolute silence. I live on a decently busy street, buses and cars going by all the time, the el's about a block away so I can hear that, plus people walking by all night. When I stay at my dad's though out in the 'burbs it's way too quiet, always need to drink at least a few beers to get to sleep.

The last sound that really freaked me out, was at least a year or two ago, heard this huge crash that sounded really close. Thought something fell, but couldn't figure out what, next morning getting ready I found out a framed poster I had fell off the wall and the glass shattered.

 

[Camisado]

When I was a kid we had an alarm system so everytime you open the door it makes a short beep sound, I always got freaked out when I heard it late at night because I though some guy was coming into the house, when it was really just my mom or dad letting the dog out. :P

 

[Erzengel]

Do you ever hear a sound in the middle of the night that scares or creeps you out? I just had one of those moments like a minute ago. I hear something that sounds like someone with a knife hitting the metal fence. So, I look outside the window and it's just the wind rolling a soda can. Still. It freaked me out.

You mean like the sound of a zipper going down?

 

[terry78]

Haha, I was listening to the radio the other day and one of the DJ's said he went and got a massage for the first time. He wanted a female but they gave him a guy...and he said as he was face down on the table he said he heard the most terrifying noise any man getting a massage from another man would ever hear...the sound of clothes dropping to the floor, that aren't your own.