Serious problem

[Firm18]

Ok, I don't even know how to start cause this has to be the most ridiculous thing in my whole life. Basically I kind of fell in love. With someone I don't know. With Miley Cyrus.

Now that is a big failure and I absolutely know about this. I mean I'm actually ashamed for being in such stupid position. What the hell is wrong with me. It all started with hating this Hannah Montana show so much I just felt like throwing my tv out of the room every time it was on. Than I watched it. An episode. And another one, and another. And I kind of just watched this, not cause it amused me, just for watching it.

Than I kind of got interested in the music, so I started listing to it. It's crap, but in some way it's kind of cool.

Wow...I am truly ******ed.

And I kind of started just thinking about how cool it would be to actually meet Miley Cyrus. Started watching every interview and etc. And now I get this feeling that I got to get somewhere with my music, I must breakthorugh with stuff I create so I can actually have a chance to just speak with her.

LMAO, I kind of can't believe I wrote this. I don't even know what's happening me. Never had a problem like this, never. This is just God damn stupid.

******ed failure from me.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

This si not a big problem just a big exercise in futility unless you have a way to meet her in a social setting in which case it just becomes improbable.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Miley Cyrus is both a genius and entertaining.

Don't feel bad.

 

[jaguarr]

It's never gonna happen. Get over it. *slaps you across the face* You are welcome.

jag

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Firm, just write some crap pop anthem and you'll be able to achieve all your dreams. Actually, the better way to go is start auditioning for crappy Nick or Disney shows, before long they'll write you a crappy pop anthem, problem solved.

 

[November Rain]

if you want a big come down watch her miming on the xfactor (british american idol) on youtube.

 

[I Am The Knight]

I have a crush on myself. It is a huge problem. I deal with it everyday.

 

[SuBe]

A serious problem is losing your job.

A serious problem is losing a family member.

A serious problem is alcholism.

A serious problem is crashing your car.

A serious problem is NOT having a crush on some "celebrity".

 

[I Am The Knight]

It is a problem because they can never been together; She doesn't even knows he exists **swoons**

She is the love of his life and he must fight!

 

[Superman79]

Well, at least if/when they find Miley's stalker-killed dead body in a few months, the authorities will have an indication of when the obsession started and who said stalker is...

 

[Superman79]

Though in all seriousness chief, crushing on a celebrity you find attractive is fine (hello Sophia Bush!)...but dropping the whole "I'm in love with" thing is a wee bit melodramatic/odd

 

[Ronny Shade]

can you act? try to get a part in a film with her.

can you dance? try to get a spot as a back-up dancer on her tour

can you write? Write a screenplay and send it to her people

 

[Erzengel]

Can I get an admin in here to change his name to H Montana's Lover?

 

[Superman79]

Why do I see all this encouragement ending badly...like restraining order / Firm-getting-tazered / prison time badly...

 

[Firm18]

Lmao at you guys taking this serious ;]

 

[Ronny Shade]

I would go for the screenplay option myself.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

can you act? try to get a part in a film with her.

can you dance? try to get a spot as a back-up dancer on her tour

can you write? Write a screenplay and send it to her people

The best part of all this, it's Miley Cyrus, so you don't even need to do these things well, I think they'd prefer if you were actually bad at it.

 

[SuBe]

Why do I see all this encouragement ending badly...like restraining order / Firm-getting-tazered / prison time badly...

Let's hope he doesn't end up like John Hinckley, Jr..

 

[Erzengel]

You mean turning Miley Cyrus lesbian? It's a possibility.

 

[jaguarr]

Lmao at you guys taking this serious ;]

LMAO at you trying to pretend you weren't serious.

jag

 

[Superman79]

Firm18 = The new GR87????

 

[Ronny Shade]

The other option is jerking it to fake photoshopped nudes of her online.

 

[Firm18]

The only serious problem in my life is that I'm really frightened about my future. You never know what waits for you.

All I wonna do is make my family proud and know they are safe and ok.

 

[Erzengel]

Well that and your username.

 

[I Am The Knight]

So is Firm male or female? I guess Firm = Erect = Penis

Or

Firm = Frigid = Lesbian.