Bird Problem

[Mee]

This stupid Cardinal has been running into my window on and off for 3 days now. Either he's suicidal and not very good at it, or he's guitared, or he sees his reflection as a threat.(that would be guitared too I guess) So, I'm thinking cover up the window (it doesn't have shades or anything) or put one of those stuffed animals with the suction cups on it. Any other ideas?

 

[Black Sabbath]

Take a BB gun and kill it.

 

[Iceman]

He could actually be trying to attack you. One day he'll get through that window and his mates will be close behind.

Have you seen the film?

 

[Mee]

I don't wanna kill it. And I have considered that he's a scout for the coming war with bears.

 

[Erzengel]

Talk to this guy.

 

[Mee]

Talk to this guy.

Bah, his stuff never works.

 

[C. Lee]

Put a pic of an owl in your window....the birds will stay away.

 

[Mee]

Put a pic of an owl in your window....the birds will stay away.

I may try that. Would the O RLY owl be extra scary?

 

[Black Sabbath]

Haven't you seen teh film "The Birds" You're gonna die!

 

[Mee]

Haven't you seen teh film "The Birds" You're gonna die!

I think me and my cats can hold them off till help comes.

 

[C. Lee]

I may try that. Would the O RLY owl be extra scary?

A life size full body shot would be best....otherwise the pic of a sparrow would work....and not too many birds are scared of sparrows.

 

[Iceman]

I think me and my cats can hold them off till help comes.

I wouldn't treat them too lightly. These birds can mutate:

 

[Lackey]

This stupid Cardinal has been running into my window on and off for 3 days now. Either he's suicidal and not very good at it, or he's guitared, or he sees his reflection as a threat.(that would be guitared too I guess) So, I'm thinking cover up the window (it doesn't have shades or anything) or put one of those stuffed animals with the suction cups on it. Any other ideas?

He's trying to get in, obviously... all you have to do is open the window.

 

[user123456789]

I may try that. Would the O RLY owl be extra scary?

I'd go with the YA RLY version.

 

[Mee]

He's trying to get in, obviously... all you have to do is open the window.

Well I understand that I'm irrestible, but I'm not into birds.

 

[Ronny Shade]

use the Baja Owl

 

[Mee]

use the Baja Owl

Not familiar with that one.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I dont remeber which one it was, but somebody posted on of the ORLY owls and somebody else called it the "baja owl" and it was absolutely hilarious.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

not an owl.
Stick up a Satan Cat.

 

[Mee]

not an owl.
Stick up a Satan Cat.

Now that's a smart man.

 

[Erzengel]

Expose yourself. That should scare it away.

 

[Black Sabbath]

No, use that evil little dog picture.

 

[Lackey]

Well I understand that I'm irrestible, but I'm not into birds.

seriously, if it were me, I would open the window just to see what the bird would do.

 

[Mee]

I've had the window covered for about half an hour now, haven't seen the bird since. But I don't wanna leave a blanket over my window forever.

 

[Mee]

seriously, if it were me, I would open the window just to see what the bird would do.

If you let one in you have to let them all in. Then they have their wild bird parties and trash your place.