Bird Problem

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  1. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    This stupid Cardinal has been running into my window on and off for 3 days now. Either he's suicidal and not very good at it, or he's ******ed, or he sees his reflection as a threat.(that would be ******ed too I guess) So, I'm thinking cover up the window (it doesn't have shades or anything) or put one of those stuffed animals with the suction cups on it. Any other ideas?
     
  2. Take a BB gun and kill it.
     
  3. Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    He could actually be trying to attack you. One day he'll get through that window and his mates will be close behind.

    Have you seen the film?
     
  4. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I don't wanna kill it. And I have considered that he's a scout for the coming war with bears.
     
  5. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Talk to this guy.
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  6. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Bah, his stuff never works.
     
  7. C. Lee Superherohype Administrator

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    Put a pic of an owl in your window....the birds will stay away.
     
  8. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I may try that. Would the O RLY owl be extra scary?
     
  9. Haven't you seen teh film "The Birds" You're gonna die!
     
  10. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I think me and my cats can hold them off till help comes.
     
  11. C. Lee Superherohype Administrator

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    A life size full body shot would be best....otherwise the pic of a sparrow would work....and not too many birds are scared of sparrows.
     
  12. Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    I wouldn't treat them too lightly. These birds can mutate:

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    He's trying to get in, obviously... all you have to do is open the window.
     
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    I'd go with the YA RLY version.
     
  15. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Well I understand that I'm irrestible, but I'm not into birds.
     
  16. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    use the Baja Owl
     
  17. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Not familiar with that one.
     
  18. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    I dont remeber which one it was, but somebody posted on of the ORLY owls and somebody else called it the "baja owl" and it was absolutely hilarious.
     
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    not an owl.
    Stick up a Satan Cat.
     
  20. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Now that's a smart man.
     
  21. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Expose yourself. That should scare it away.
     
  22. No, use that evil little dog picture.
     
  23. Lackey Registered

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    seriously, if it were me, I would open the window just to see what the bird would do. :O
     
  24. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I've had the window covered for about half an hour now, haven't seen the bird since. But I don't wanna leave a blanket over my window forever.
     
  25. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    If you let one in you have to let them all in. Then they have their wild bird parties and trash your place.
     

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