Dating Bi Chicks

[Wilhelm-Scream]

1. Usefulness
2. Appearance

The vagina is only slightly better looking than a penis, imo.

The Oozing Hatchet Wound vs. The Space-Worm Centurion...ago old struggle...

 

[DBella]

The Oozing Hatchet Wound vs. The Space-Worm Centurion...ago old struggle...

Haha! Since you put it that way, it's harder to pick now which is more attractive.

Also, while we're on this subject, when I look at your avatar, I see an upside-down vagina. A psychedelic one. *happy*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Funny you'd say that.

 

[DBella]

Are you saying I'm right?
It's bleeding purple. Royal blood.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Is that what your wife calls her vagina?

jag

If that was the case then I'd see about as much "peace and harmony" as the Middle East. Bah doom chic. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week people.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Penis or Vagina?

It's so hard to tell with you woman. Your vijayjay must be painin'.

 

[turtlefocker]

Hi guys, I'm from the internet, and I have sex with girls and everything. and they're hot. And they're bi.

Woman iz real?

 

[AndThePickles]

You just got cuckolded by GR87 so you can sit down and have a big glass of ****.

jag

You know how I know you're getting old?

 

[jaguarr]

You know how I know you're getting old?

When I use big words that you have to look up on the Webster's website?

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

When I use big words that you have to look up on the Webster's website?

jag

It's not a big word, it's only 7 letters

 

[jaguarr]

It's not a big word, it's only 7 letters

No, it's a big word, see:

CUCKOLD

jag
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[AndThePickles]

jag just served me!!

 

[Mr. Socko]

Um...take a look at your penis and then take a look at any halfway decent looking woman. Your penis loses every time my friend. Let's be honest here...they just aren't very attractive appendages.

Lies! Don't know what kinda c0cks you been looking at.

 

[AndThePickles]

There ARE many unattractive penises out there. However, there are also ugly vaginas. I think people are just used to porn where most of the mainstream women are clean-shaven and bleached down there. There's not much you can do to a penis besides circumsize it.

 

[Mr. Socko]

Bleaching vaginas? wut lol

 

[AndThePickles]

Bleaching vaginas? wut lol

Yeah, most porn stars do, that's why their vaginas and anuses look so pink. Here's an example of advertising for it lol http://nicepriceusa.com/products.cf...aching Cream&gclid=CImAkYeYmpECFUWoGgod52zXOA

or http://www.southbeachskinsolutions.com/?gclid=CPL60LOYmpECFQ6SHgodiFMrIA

 

[Fran]

There ARE many unattractive penises out there. However, there are also ugly vaginas. I think people are just used to porn where most of the mainstream women are clean-shaven and bleached down there. There's not much you can do to a penis besides circumsize it.

You can put a ring in it.

How the hell do I know this :bang:

 

[Fran]

Yeah, most porn stars do, that's why their vaginas and anuses look so pink. Here's an example of advertising for it lol http://nicepriceusa.com/products.cf...aching Cream&gclid=CImAkYeYmpECFUWoGgod52zXOA

I'm pretty close to reporting this post

 

[jaguarr]

Honey, have you seen my Anal Bleaching Cream!? I'm playing squash tonight and don't want to be the only guy in the locker room without a pink ass-hole!

jag

 

[Fran]

Honey, have you seen my Anal Bleaching Cream!? I'm playing squash tonight and don't want to be the only guy in the locker room without a pink ass-hole!

jag

LOL

"I can't do anything tonight, guys. Yeah, I know. Well, I'm bleaching my a**hole. It'll look totally boss."

 

[Dorian Gray]

I had a Bi-Sexual girlfirend ...long time ago. She was seeing a another girl while seeing me. This will sound weird to some but I would rather her do that than sleep with another man.

I eventually ended it because she was just ditzy....

 

[Fran]

Was she hot?

 

[Mee]

Haha, boss.



What have you guys done? Butt-bleach isn't the answer to this guy's problems.



...Or is it?

 

[Fran]

It could open up Pandora's Box.

 

[Mr. Socko]

Yeah, most porn stars do, that's why their vaginas and anuses look so pink. Here's an example of advertising for it lol http://nicepriceusa.com/products.cf...aching Cream&gclid=CImAkYeYmpECFUWoGgod52zXOA

or http://www.southbeachskinsolutions.com/?gclid=CPL60LOYmpECFQ6SHgodiFMrIA

I'll look into it.