Shaving

[Patrick Bateman]

Before shaving, I always press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I slather on a moisturizer and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply shaving cream over it, preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers, making hair removal easier.

Then I rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never, ever use cologne on your face since the alcohol content will dry your skin out and make you look older.

Applying a moisturizer is the final step. If the face seems dry and flaky, which can make it look dull and older, use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin. Then apply anti-aging eye balm.

 

[hey yo its sean]

RPers can shampoo my crotch.

 

[Carter]

Why are you here instead of Dorsia?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Nobody goes there anymore.

 

[Carter]

I saw Donald Trump the other day

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Thats right, they are all with Ivana Trump at Tex Arcadia...the mud soup there is quiet good, I highly reccommend it.

 

[Kaleb]

ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.

 

[Tangled Web]

I don't shave yet.

 

[Kaleb]

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!

 

[JLBats]

I don't shave yet.

You're kidding, right?

 

[Danalys]

i think we have enough shaving threads.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

I don't shave yet.

You're 15!

 

[Da Docta]

Tangled Web must look like Chewbacca

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Tangled Web must look like Chewbacca

Mental image = crazy

 

[Tangled Web]

No man, you don't get it. I have very little facial hair. I can ****ing shave with a piece of gum.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

The best facial hair style:

 

[Hades]

I started shaving when I was like 12. ****ing mexican mustache....

 

[Tangled Web]

I started shaving when I was like 12. ****ing mexican mustache....

I can't grow one to save my life. If I shave it now, I'm afraid that I'll never be able to grow one.

 

[jaguarr]

Gimmick posters suck balls, so you can pretty much go ahead and die, now. Kthxbye.

jag

 

[Da Docta]

Gimmick posters suck balls, so you can pretty much go ahead and die, now. Kthxbye.

jag

*posers

 

[Silverstein]

What the hell is this thread about? I'm so confused. Is this thread about shaving or people with facial hear, burly women...or what? I'm lost.

 

[Spider-X]

Before shaving, I always press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I slather on a moisturizer and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply shaving cream over it, preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers, making hair removal easier.

Then I rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never, ever use cologne on your face since the alcohol content will dry your skin out and make you look older.

Applying a moisturizer is the final step. If the face seems dry and flaky, which can make it look dull and older, use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin. Then apply anti-aging eye balm.

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[Spider-X]

The best facial hair style:

hitler called...he wants his mustache back

 

[GarudA]

Oh I hate razor bumps and burns

 

[Axid]

I fight a beaver every morning