Ahura Mazda!!!
This seems oddly familiar. Well Ahura, you fought a good fight on your second life, but just like your first go at this game, you must take that long and lonely road out of the game. But, you do get to join NotAHenchwench and JewishHobbit on the jury and help decide who wins the game. You can send a message perhaps then, but for now, I have a message for you: