Sick: Cheerleaders send a feces pizza to rival team

[Morg]

I HATE male cheerleaders.

does that includes male spotters? I was helping the girls when they do the high rise stunts

 

[4StringFox]

Ugh, if that's Pizza Hut, it might as well be feces.

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

this reminds me of a Fraternity induction that happens at a college near by.

it includes the inductees eating a pizza layered in "male bodily fluids"

 

[The Kingpin]

Why would you want to join that? You wouldn't be known as "The Guy who is in X Fraternity" you would be known as "The Guy who ate Sperm Pizza".

 

[4StringFox]

Why would you want to join that? You wouldn't be known as "The Guy who is in X Fraternity" you would be known as "The Guy who ate Sperm Pizza".

Dude... guys who want to be in fraternities would KILL to be known as "The Guy Who Ate Sperm Pizza" because then someone says "Oh, it's Pi Kap that makes them eat sperm pizza... oh wow, he's in Pi Kap? he's soooo coooool"

Frats are for people who can't make friends by themselves and are willing to do things like eat sperm pizza and pay tons of money in membership fees in order to get friends.

 

[Arcturus]

I'd expect stuff like that to happen in those teen comedys, but not in real life.

Oh how wrong I was!

 

[The Kingpin]

**** man...that's messed up.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

my old bass player was in a frat and he'd get so mad if you called it a "frat".
He'd say,"Oh...fine,would you call our COUNTRY a "C**T".
He also pulled a mailbox up out of the ground and beat his best friend with it one night.
That seems pretty "frat" to me. *shrug*

 

[Maximum Carnage]

It'll be awhile before I eat Pizza again..

By the way, Pizza Hutt sucks. Mom and Pop's restaurants are always better.. :/

 

[Kimpossible]

...so the shirt ALONE disturbed you?

The whole ridiculous mentality bothered me. Those girls were messed up and appeared to do nothing else.

 

[Daisy]

I thought most guy cheerleaders only joined to hit on the female ones?

To some degree, however, they frequently have a raging inferiority complex (they're cheerleaders, but can't take the teasing that comes from some people) and will act hyper-aggressive to cover for it... sometimes physically, but more often it comes out as assholish behavior in general.

Overwhelmingly, that was my experience 15-20 years ago.

I will admit, however, that cheerleading has changed quite a bit in that time and it's become far more common/acceptable for guys to be on squads, so the type of guys participating could have changed some.

The whole ridiculous mentality bothered me. Those girls were messed up and appeared to do nothing else.

Sometimes it depends on the culture of the school and the mentality of the coach (which not all schools had - they'd have a "faculty advisor" instead - when I was in school, but I think most do now).

 

[The Lizard]

Did I ever mention I was a cheerleader?

I think we need to see a high school yearbook photo, at the very least.

 

[Swordmaster]

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Those sick sick little moo cows.

 

[Boom]

There are starving babies all over the globe, and these girls are ****ting on pizzas out of rivalry.

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.

 

[kane9321]

it could have been worse...could have been dog feces

 

[Morg]

it could have been worse...could have been human feces

?? It was

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

what's wrong with dog poo...

 

[terry78]

Bring It On took me into the world of cheerleading...and I haven't looked back.

 

[The Lizard]

This thread is bananas.... B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

 

[Morg]

BREAKING NEWS: Actual Letter from Cheerleaders Caught Pooping on Pizza

In an odd story coming out of (believe it or not) Texas, four high school cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Apparently camp isn't what it used to be. I mean if I would have gotten sent home from camp everytime I pooped on a pizza I would have been one sad little kid. Fortunately, when I was growing up there wasn't such a stigma about pooping on pizza. Maybe it's a guy thing. Honestly who wants to think about cheerleaders pooping?

Below is an actual transcript of the letter the cheerleaders read to the Fossil Ridge cheerleaders apologizing for their behavior.

Like Dear Fossil Ridge Squad,

We're totally sorry for taking a poo on our pizza and trying to blame it on you. It was all Britney's idea and she's the one that originally tried to poo on the pizza only she hasn't eaten anything in two days so she only farted a few times and then cried a little. Luckily Alison and Heather hadn't purged yet and managed to squeeze a few logs out next to the pepperoni and anchovies. You see we started out just pooing on the pizza for fun, it wasn't until later that we came up with the idea of blaming it on you guys. Anyway, I hope there's no hard feelings. TTFN! BFF!

Yes America, it's a sad day indeed for the great legacy of high school cheerleading.

...

 

[moop501]

Ugh, if that's Pizza Hut, it might as well be feces.

LOL.....Dominoe's is the shizznit.

 

[Abaddon]

Disgustingly hilarious

 

[Fran]

Talk about a bump

 

[Abaddon]

It's not that old.

 

[Honey Vibe]

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OMG Morg