How do you fart on someone? You pin them down and fart in their face?
that reminds me. At work this co-worker, who happens to be gay, hates it when the rest of us smoke in the bathroom. So I tells him, What would you rather smell, **** or smoke? and then I was like, Oh yea I forgot, you're used to smelling ****. (a lame gay joke)
that reminds me. At work this co-worker, who happens to be gay, hates it when the rest of us smoke in the bathroom. So I tells him, What would you rather smell, **** or smoke? and then I was like, Oh yea I forgot, you're used to smelling ****. (a lame gay joke)
Then there should be no problems for a smoker if I am farting on them.
jag
But you're doing that on purpose. We don't smoke in your face just for the hell of it. And isnt farts more toxic then smoke? What you're doing is wrong.There are many methods. That is but one of them.
jag
Well he laughed at it.Wow, you're a complete idiot.![]()
If said smoker was intentionally blowing smoke at you, then maybe. But if they're just minding their business and smoking near you, you shouldn't give two ****s. Unless you're in a closed off area like a small car with no open windows.
But you're doing that on purpose. We don't smoke in your face just for the hell of it. And isnt farts more toxic then smoke? What you're doing is wrong.
What did I say? Considerate smokers don't get gassed, obnoxious one's do. Pay attention. Or I will have to hold you down and fart in your mouth.
jag
I do not believe smoking is the most disgusting habit. I actually think alcohol and other substance abuse is far worse, both for aesthetic and health reasons. Smoking obviously has its consequences, but I don't see the reason why our society has come to treat smokers like lepers.
Try it and I'll pistol whip you.
You poor thing. You must have lost your sense of smell.I don't mind people farting at all, keeps them from spontaneous combustion. Plus it's funny as hell.
Alcohol worse than smoking? Elaborate please...unless drunk driving is the main reason.
you know damn well you could never do that to me.What did I say? Considerate smokers don't get gassed, obnoxious one's do. Pay attention. Or I will have to hold you down and fart in your mouth.
jag
Hi, I'm a liver. Have we met?
Hi, I'm also your brain. Have we met?
Drinking is about a billion times worse for you than smoking is.
Alcohol worse than smoking? Elaborate please...unless drunk driving is the main reason.
He said "About", I think he is rounding up.A billion? Well alrighty then
Hi, I'm a liver. Have we met?
Hi, I'm also your brain. Have we met?
Drinking is about a billion times worse for you than smoking is.
You poor thing. You must have lost your sense of smell.![]()