So I got a traffic ticket this morning!

[Shuley]

And typically pisses us off that you're wasting time. Here's your ticket!

Next time I won't say anything and just keep my liscense and registration under the seat.

 

[terry78]

A cop here in Chicago sent in a letter talking about profiling during stops and says that he usually goes for cars that are beaters, since usually they have other charges on them already or have other stuff going on. Like expired documents, drugs, etc. Kind of stereotypical, but meh.

 

[Prognosticator]

Nothing wrong with Justice being served at the end of the day, it doesn't matter how you get there, IMO.

 

[Shuley]

well the only way to get out of a speeding ticket is not to speed in the first place...but it happens,speed limits suddenly change 2 or 3 times on the same road. ect..

 

[terry78]

well the only way to get out of a speeding ticket is not to speed in the first place...but it happens,speed limits suddenly change 2 or 3 times on the same road. ect..

Everything we do wrong is as easy as "not doing it", but we can't always do that apparantly.

 

[Immortalfire]

Was that the Georgia State Police, the Highway Patrol, or the local authorities? There's a difference in the peak of the cowl!

I think you have me confused with Mississippi.

 

[Prognosticator]

I think you have me confused with Mississippi.

t:


There's no confusing ANYTHING with Mississippi!

Mississippi's GUMMO!

 

[PemLam]

Next time I won't say anything and just keep my liscense and registration under the seat.

Okay, here's your pepper spray, 50,000 volt jolt, AND your ticket. Have a nice day! Buhbynow!

 

[Dark Donnie]

Plea it down.....I two point ticket NJ costs something like $88 bucks, most people just pay it. If the insurance company gets ind of your ticket in the end your looking at insurance hikes and fees that will cost you in th upwards of $1500-2000

 

[Prognosticator]

"I hate tickets!" - Berman

 

[Immortalfire]

When Muscles is pulled over by the police, I imagine him saying something like "Man, you guys really suck since Sting left!"

 

[musclesforsupes]

Yea I couldnt inflate my man fat, but I dont think the cop would have been impressed if I could

 

[musclesforsupes]

When Muscles is pulled over by the police, I imagine him saying something like "Man, you guys really suck since Sting left!"

LOL, I would have gone arfo, but was scared

 

[musclesforsupes]

Nothing wrong with Justice being served at the end of the day, it doesn't matter how you get there, IMO.

Remember


"You can learn alot from a dummy. Buckle your safety belt."

 

[Showtime]

Ehhh...when I was younger I got so many tickets that I needed to by a rolodex for them. You'll survive.

My suggestion, stop listening to Smallville Season 2 Audio in your car and you'll being paying more attention.

 

[ck51100]

Not my local police, they're so worthless and bored they nab anyone they can for any reason.

It sounds like you live in Henry County.....

 

[Prognosticator]

Ehhh...when I was younger I got so many tickets that I needed to by a rolodex for them. You'll survive.

My suggestion, stop listening to Smallville Season 2 Audio in your car and you'll being paying more attention.

PWNED!

Zing!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Well,


I got my first speeding ticket this morning since I was 16, its going to cost me $336.00 for going 52 in a 35 school zone. I admit that I did wrong and must be sent to Snake Mountain for punishment by Kobra Kahn.


Seriously I tried to be nice to the officer and was hoping to get off without a ticket, or get sent to to the sexy prison movie shows like in the 80s like chained heat t: .


Guess I will pay my ticket now, lets all talk about what I could have done and mourn my 11 year streak ending.


*Cue the enterprise tv show theme song*

That's a lot of money for a ticket! The school zone thing shouldn't have mattered because school is still out for the summer isn't it?

 

[ck51100]

That's a lot of money for a ticket! The school zone thing shouldn't have mattered because school is still out for the summer isn't it?

Not where I live. The kids are finishing up their second week.

 

[Prognosticator]

Yeah, my fiance's a teacher and today is her first real day with students.

And the coppers always crack down hard during that time!

 

[Prognosticator]

....and lunch time.....and after school.....and after Christmas break.....etc....

 

[Shuley]

Okay, here's your pepper spray, 50,000 volt jolt, AND your ticket. Have a nice day! Buhbynow!

Well you wouldn't have to go through all that if I simply told you were my info was...but i'd hate to be wasting your time. Can't stand cops,nothing but trigger happy egomanics.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

muscles, old friend....the instructions clearly say:

"Don't use slime with Kobra Khan or Dragon Blaster Skeletor.
FINALLY (emphasis added), don't let slime get near any battery-powered vehicle."

Now you must've brought your slime into the car and that's why it got going so fast.

 

[Mee]

It's so obvious!

 

[PemLam]

Well you wouldn't have to go through all that if I simply told you were my info was...but i'd hate to be wasting your time. Can't stand cops,nothing but trigger happy egomanics.

No, if it was you I'd probably do it anyways; and it wouldn't involve shooting you, it'd be more fun to turn you into a slobbering vegetable with the baton.