So I got a traffic ticket this morning!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's so obvious!

Slime is a lubricant. It's also an illegal fuel additive.

 

[Shuley]

No, if it was you I'd probably do it anyways; and it wouldn't involve shooting you, it'd be more fun to turn you into a slobbering vegetable with the baton.

police brutality,I'd sue you.

 

[PemLam]

police brutality,I'd sue you.

You wouldn't even be able to spell the word "sue" by the time I was done.

 

[musclesforsupes]

I walked up to him and said

"I AM ADAM, PRINCE OF ETERNIA, THIS IS CRINGER MY FEARLESS FRIEND, FABULOUS SECRET POWERS WERE REVEALED TO ME"


Then he kicked my butt

 

[Prognosticator]

muscles, old friend....the instructions clearly say:

"Don't use slime with Kobra Khan or Dragon Blaster Skeletor.
FINALLY (emphasis added), don't let slime get near any battery-powered vehicle."

Now you must've brought your slime into the car and that's why it got going so fast.

that's a fAcking awesome scan Wil!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Home Clammy Home.

 

[musclesforsupes]

I wish falcor came and rescued me instead I had every driver pass me looking at me like I was a criminal

 

[Prognosticator]

Too bad it wasn't DOG that stopped you, kicked in the door of your vehicle for no reason, insanely cursed you, tackled you, super-maced you in the face, then later asked for forgiveness and offered you cigarettes!

 

[Immortalfire]

Too bad it wasn't DOG that stopped you, kicked in the door of your vehicle for no reason, insanely cursed you, tackled you, super-maced you in the face, then later asked for forgiveness and offered you cigarettes!

Maybe someday, Muscles will be a fugitive on the run after stealing condiment packets from fast food joints, and soy sauce from a Chinese buffet. Dog will be hot on his trail!

 

[Prognosticator]

Maybe someday, Muscles will be a fugitive on the run after stealing condiment packets from fast food joints, and soy sauce from a Chinese buffet. Dog will be hot on his trail!

I'm just seeing words and putting my own phrases together at this point

 

[musclesforsupes]

Maybe someday, Muscles will be a fugitive on the run after stealing condiment packets from fast food joints, and soy sauce from a Chinese buffet. Dog will be hot on his trail!

Tommy Lee Jones: It's over muscles step away from the buffet......Slowly

Musclesforsupes: I didnt eat all the egg rolls!


Tommy Lee Jones: I dont care!

Musclesforsupes: Jumps into vat of egg drop soup.


I give you the eatitive!

 

[Darthphere]

Well,


I got my first speeding ticket this morning since I was 16, its going to cost me $336.00 for going 52 in a 35 school zone. I admit that I did wrong and must be sent to Snake Mountain for punishment by Kobra Kahn.


Seriously I tried to be nice to the officer and was hoping to get off without a ticket, or get sent to to the sexy prison movie shows like in the 80s like chained heat t: .


Guess I will pay my ticket now, lets all talk about what I could have done and mourn my 11 year streak ending.


*Cue the enterprise tv show theme song*

52 in a 35? Dude, I could understand 40, maybe even 45, but 52? Dude, you deserve it.

 

[terry78]

52 in a 35? Dude, I could understand 40, maybe even 45, but 52? Dude, you deserve it.

Well, I've done that, I admit. Dangerous, I know. Occasionally we get behind the wheel of that car and we just don't think.

 

[musclesforsupes]

NOOOOOOO what happen was I was driving the 35 mph, however I though I left the zone when it went back up to 55 mph, so I increased, but I guess I hadnt reached it yet. I wasnt doing it on purpose.

 

[PemLam]

NOOOOOOO what happen was I was driving the 35 mph, however I though I left the zone when it went back up to 55 mph, so I increased, but I guess I hadnt reached it yet. I wasnt doing it on purpose.

Suuurrrrreeeee. CRIMINAL...FELON...LAW BREAKER! What's next, taking all the pennies from the "need one, take one" cup?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

52 in a 35? Dude, I could understand 40, maybe even 45, but 52? Dude, you deserve it.

YOU ARE NOT THE JUDGE OF HIM!

 

[Darthphere]

YOU ARE NOT THE JUDGE OF HIM!

I am judge, jury, executioner, court reporter, bailiff....

 

[musclesforsupes]

Look I know I deserve to have Danny Tanner sit down next to me with uncle joey and uncle jesse and have a good talking too.... Can we at least go out for ice cream?

 

[PemLam]

Look I know I deserve to have Danny Tanner sit down next to me with uncle joey and uncle jesse and have a good talking too.... Can we at least go out for ice cream?

Who driving?

 

[musclesforsupes]

Mary Kate

 

[Prognosticator]

You mean "ouse cream", right?

 

[Showtime]

Look I know I deserve to have Danny Tanner sit down next to me with uncle joey and uncle jesse and have a good talking too.... Can we at least go out for ice cream?

"My son, your car has great power." "You can be a great driver, you wish to be, you only lack the ticket to see the way. For this reason, above all, I set you up, you stupid son of a *****."

 

[musclesforsupes]

"My son, your car has great power." "You can be a great driver, you wish to be, you only lack the ticket to see the way. For this reason, above all, I set you up, you stupid son of a *****."

You mean you sent them this?

I still say......WTF? Singer!

 

[Showtime]

"Cute Kid."

 

[musclesforsupes]

No "Just another Haley Joel Osman" One hit movie, a hack, and maybe a little .... You know