So, I have friends getting deployed...

[Deep Thinkin'!]

One of them is really close to me, and... I don't want his butt blown off. His butt is too good to be blown off.

Anyone know anybody getting deported after new years?
Advice to help me cope?
Anybody ever gotten their butt blown off in war?

edit: DEPLOYED

 

[knowsbleed]

Deployed, dt...not deported.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Sorry, I don't know any better. It's all the same to me. They're going away.

 

[knowsbleed]

Iraq? Army?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Yes.

They're happy about it too. I'm proud of them of course, but their butts. I don't want them blown off.

 

[knowsbleed]

Their butts won't get blown off. They'll be just fine. And they'll have fun...because deploying is fun.

Do you know what their jobs are?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

No, I just know they're gonna be able to go kill people.

Lucky bastards.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Still awaiting coping advice.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

have sex with him. tell him you'll still be there waiting for him. make sure you say this with tears streaming out your eyes.

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[jaguarr]

This thread is much different than I had imagined.

jag

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i wasn't being serious knowsbleed.

 

[Badger]

have sex with him. tell him you'll still be there waiting for him. make sure you say this with tears streaming out your eyes.

GAH, why are you dumb? Serious answers only, please.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

why so serious?

 

[Badger]

DT, your friends will be fine. I've had a few friends and family members deployed and while it's no fun for the family and friends, this is what the signed up to do. Only suggestion I can offer is to keep talking to them, I used to talk to my cousin through messenger. I don't know if that's available for everyone, but it keeps you in touch with them.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

"Deported," haha! I used the same word in the same context before. And, in that case, it worked.

 

[Badger]

why so serious?

Answer the question, please.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

have sex with him. tell him you'll still be there waiting for him. make sure you say this with tears streaming out your eyes.

I was with ya until you pulled the sap.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

DT, your friends will be fine. I've had a few friends and family members deployed and while it's no fun for the family and friends, this is what the signed up to do. Only suggestion I can offer is to keep talking to them, I used to talk to my cousin through messenger. I don't know if that's available for everyone, but it keeps you in touch with them.

I've got the confidence that they'll be just dandy, but their butts on the other hand...

"Deported," haha! I used the same word in the same context to someone. And, in that case, it worked.

I always get the two mixed up, they mean to same to me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I always get the two mixed up, they mean to same to me.

I need to get you straightened out.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I have a friend that's been deployed since february. haven't seen him since his leave in august.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I need to get you straightened out.

and how will you go about doing this?

 

[knowsbleed]

GAH, why are you dumb?

LOL! Why are you dumb...I can't stop laughing. HAHA!


that's good.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

and how will you go about doing this?

Oh, I have a few ideas.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Want to tell me?