So I met Rachael Ray yesterday

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That pic is fisting my screen.
Also,

Anyways Rachel does look like she was a victim of the Joker.

Ha, I knew she'd look weird in real life without all the CGI enhancements...that huge garish smile, like an open wound.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Her voice is blood curdling. She makes the Osmands envious with that f**kin' grill too.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Ha, I knew she'd look weird in real life without all the CGI enhancements...that huge garish smile, like an open wound.

Oh thats her real smile. I mean it was huge. Thats why I said whenever she smiled in your head you would hear "Love that Joker."

 

[jaguarr]

Rachel Ray jumped the shark when she put out a Christmas album. Seriously.

jag

 

[terry78]

She still has nothing on Sandra Lee as far as craziness onscreen.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

She used to have a cooking show on The Food Channel, but now she's got her own talk show and stuff. I really don't see her lasting more than a couple years.

Oh thanks that explains why I never heard of her.

 

[kane9321]

She still has nothing on Sandra Lee as far as craziness onscreen.

sandra lee has nice,nice boobaget:

 

[Immortalfire]

She didn't breach your eardrums, I hope.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Really she seems nice just stuck up

 

[DOG LIPS]

How did she smell?

 

[terry78]

How did she smell?

Like extra virgin olive oil....sans the virgin. Oh, I'm bad!

 

[kane9321]

evoo baby..for life

 

[ang_hulk]

Oh thanks that explains why I never heard of her.

she has two shows now.40$ a day and 30 minute meals.Both are a joke.shes not good at hideing the fact that she doesnt like somthing nore does can she hide the fact that she cant cook.Its like a sketch comedy show for chefs.

 

[kane9321]

Would Ya'll Stop Hating On My Soon To Be Wife.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm sorry, but there is NO need for THIS!:

jag

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

I'm sorry, but there is NO need for THIS!:

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Love that Joker!!!!

jag

 

[Darthphere]

All-Star Superman, what happened to your balls?

 

[kane9321]

I'm sorry, but there is NO need for THIS!:

jag

uhmm jag,no need for what?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

All-Star Superman, what happened to your balls?

Look there is nothing wrong at all with a man doing something nice for his wife and thats what I did my wife always wanted to meet Rachel Ray and when I found out she was in town I did everything I could so she could meet her and she loved it. Now the hard part is the only other person she wants to meet is Samantha Brown and even though Samantha Brown only lives at most an 1hr away I just dont feel like making that trip.

 

[Darthphere]

Look there is nothing wrong at all with a man doing something nice for his wife and thats what I did my wife always wanted to meet Rachel Ray and when I found out she was in town I did everything I could so she could meet her and she loved it. Now the hard part is the only other person she wants to meet is Samantha Brown and even though Samantha Brown only lives at most an 1hr away I just dont feel like making that trip.

How about you tell her to get into the kitchen make you a sandwich and she can go on and go see Samantha Brown her own goddamn self.

 

[jaguarr]

uhmm jag,no need for what?

An album of Christmas carols by Rachel Ray.

jag

 

[PyroChamber]

I wasn't aware that Rachael Ray even had a singing voice.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

I wasn't aware that Rachael Ray even had a singing voice.

She doesn't she is just on the cover

 

[Crowforge]

Is she any good?
I like this woman so very much (I'd date her and not look at other people's butts or nothin') but I wonder, as her voice has a rasp?
edit: everyone should wait patiently until I've asked the question before anwsering it...