So what exactly CAN the moderators do?

[Darth Elektra]

I believe Admin can read pm's, but Mods can't.

 

[Honey Vibe]

If I were Malice, I would just read PMs all day

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

We can't read PMs.

DL can do this though

 

[Badger]

So is his head a big magnet or is he just tacky?

 

[Fried Gold]

But I've also heard they can see what page you come from when you enter Hype, what internet page you jump to

Why is everyone getting work up over PMs, yet this little nugget of info goes unoticed? If this is true, I'm appalled.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

We know when you are sleeping
We know when you're awake
We know when you are viewing porn
And when you masturbaaaate

 

[Addendum]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/spankthemonkey.php

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Don't.
Trust.
Anyone.

 

[Addendum]

I was sittin' out on the porch the other night
reminiscing about the good ole days
and how my grandson Bobby and I would finish up chores
and mosey on into town.
Heck, we were poor back then
but we loved window shopping.
And I recall how excited Bobby'd get
'specially when we stopped by the pet shop.
you see, there was this one little puppy
that he really took a hankerin' to
and he'd look up at me and say
"Grandpa... if that was my dog, I'd name him Stains,
cuz of that splash of white on his coat."
Well, right then and there, I made a up my mind,
that I'd get that little critter for Bobby
so that following mornin', I cashed in a savings bond and brought the little mutt home.
Darnit, I couldn't tell you who was happiest that day,
me, Bobby or that there dog.
Them two were inseparable ....
why, you'da need a crowbar to separate those two.
And to this day, I can still hear the boy hollerin' after that dog...
still hear him calling... calling out his name...

Come Stains! Come Stains!
I still can Hear him calling...Come Stains!

you know, we don't like talkin' about it much
but it was that following winter
that little Bobby took ill.
and they don't allow dogs at the hospital
so back home you'd find Stains on Bobby's bed.
I'll never forget the day Doc called
and gave us the bad news about Bobby
out of the corner of my eye
I saw Stains lift his sad little dogface from Bobby's pillow.
Somehow he knew that Bobby was gone
and I swear to the good lord
that Stains was hearing Bobby calling out to him one more time from heaven
he just sorta smiled, crossed his paws like he was prayin'
put his head on the pillow..........and passed away.

Come Stains! Come Stains!
I still can hear him calling, Come Stains!
Come Stains! Come Stains!
I still can hear him calling, Come Stains!

"Come Stains! Come Stains!...Stains!...Woof, woof..."

 

[redmarvel]

I suspect the Admins have some special programs in place that "trigger" to let them know who should be watched.

As far as Mods go... I think they can actually edit our posts on the boards and take off / add to the things we put in there...

 

[Fran]

I dont know what powers they have - but I do know 'Fire needs to become a Global One.

I cosign this. Norman, we're starting a campaign for 'Fire to be GLOBAL MOD!

We can't read PMs.

DL can do this though

Howcome, for some strange reason, that doesn't shock me

We know when you are sleeping
We know when you're awake
We know when you are viewing porn
And when you masturbaaaate

Oh crap.

I suspect the Admins have some special programs in place that "trigger" to let them know who should be watched.

As far as Mods go... I think they can actually edit our posts on the boards and take off / add to the things we put in there...

Yeah, that's about right.

 

[Erzengel]

So what exactly CAN the moderators do?

Not be able to take a joke?

Oooh....let the power go to their head?

Sorry, WHAT is let the power go to their head?

 

[TEDDY]

Moderate? The Hype?

 

[jaguarr]

I heard DL can perform auto-******io and that Morg hurt his neck trying. Is that true?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I heard DL can perform auto-******io and that Morg hurt his neck trying. Is that true?

jag

It is true.
This is why they de-modded Daisy.
This is the info she leaked.
There was a photo-thread competetion in the VIP Washroom.

You see now why they had to strike so decisively and swiftly.
Sucking your own dick is sort of embarrassing, but not being able to is super embarrassing, and she betrayed that trust.

 

[jaguarr]

It is true.
This is why they de-modded Daisy.
This is the info she leaked.
There was a photo-thread competetion in the VIP Washroom.

You see now why they had to strike so decisively and swiftly.
Sucking your own dick is sort of embarrassing, but not being able to is super embarrassing, and she betrayed that trust.

Interesting choice of words.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah

 

[Honey Vibe]

We know when you are sleeping
We know when you're awake
We know when you are viewing porn
And when you masturbaaaate

LMFAO

 

[Apollo]

legend says they can go where no man has gone before, they can travel to other worlds, where they have gotten magical powers of the gods, and firey swords

 

[redmarvel]

I'm guessing that Mod's can also re-open threads, close threads, sticky threads (make them appear at the top of the board regardless of last post), add polls to threads, delete polls from threads, modify existing polls (adding options, deleting options and perhaps even changing counts).

 

[Jennifer Walters]

BLASPHEMOUS!

-takes hand out of pants- Dew saw me.

 

[TEDDY]

Pour a glass of wine without spilling a drop... while blindfolded... with one arm tied behind their backs!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

The invisible Hypesters can't hide anymore...I can see when they're on.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The invisible Hypesters can't hide anymore...I can see when they're on.

Oh yeah? So am I on now?!

 

[TEDDY]

Drink an XL Slurpee in 5 seconds flat without getting brain freeze.