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[FEAR THE BAT]

HAH!!!!!

Nah, it wasn't that funny. Nice try.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Maybe had you dipped your balls in tapioca pudding and sat indian style over a patch of fire ants then it woulda been better.

 

[Assassin]

I want ronan but not the other figs

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I guess you'll be hitting up ebay to get a complete one.

 

[Assassin]

I still dont have a galactus or sentinal

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Awwww. Well maybe Rough will sell you his. He hates Ronan

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

OK, now you're just being an SHT.

**** you. I don't whine. And if I do, I'll just whine to all 3 of my Kangs.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

**** you. I don't whine. And if I do, I'll just whine to all 3 of my Kangs.

You're whining right now you wussy pussyfoot sissyboy.

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

why don't you stop trying to get into my pants.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I think you must have me mistaken with yet another Hyper.

I wonder who that might be???

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

you're the mexican that works at the hospital right? yeah, it's you. you said you were into me. You once told me "you got purdy lips".

but at least you've left me alone a little since the art major you were telling me about entered your life. glad he got you off my back.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I may've mentioned that about my lips but it wasn't for you to take and conjure erotic fantasies about you twit.

Your delusions of me and this other particular person you are infatuated with is utterly incomprehensible, twisted and downright disgusting.

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

i don't know. you're the one that loves to play with balls.

see, i'm the guy that is trying to get married because i love my woman. you're the one that's been married and wants to experience new things. like you said, you're looking for your Robin. That's cool and all. I respect you for trying to express yourself and all that mushy crap. Do what you got to do. As long as I don't know the details, I'm cool with it. Just don't do anything you'll regret. And for God's sake, use protection. 1 out of 4 people have HIV.

 

[Roughneck]

I love Ronan...Why would you day that?

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Just because I play with mine doesn't mean I play with any other. Get the facts straight.

But unfortunately you have me all confused. Its not I that wants to use up the last free "bachelor" moments I have left by venturing off into the Great North (I mean Canad numbskull) to fulfill my desires. Its not I that yearns to dress up like a female circus clown and have orgies with hairy emo canadian guys and their midgets. Its not I that feels the need to be plastered on the internet in blackface while being sexually ravaged by an emo nazi with various exotic fruits and vegetables while Beethoven blares as the soundtrack.

So get your facts straight bud. I told you I don't judge.

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

I love Ronan...Why would you day that?

I know man. I feel your pain. He's been daying a lot of **** lately.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I love Ronan...Why would you day that?

Bedause I dove you babydakes.

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

Just because I play with mine doesn't mean I play with any other. Get the facts straight.

But unfortunately you have me all confused. Its not I that wants to use up the last free "bachelor" moments I have left by venturing off into the Great North (I mean Canad numbskull) to fulfill my desires. Its not I that yearns to dress up like a female circus clown and have orgies with hairy emo canadian guys and their midgets. Its not I that feels the need to be plastered on the internet in blackface while being sexually ravaged by an emo nazi with various exotic fruits and vegetables while Beethoven blares as the soundtrack.

So get your facts straight bud. I told you I don't judge.

You mean Canada right? and you're starting to turn me against rough. You shouldn't do that. Now I'm thinking of him as being all wierd. I didn't know rough was a midget molestor.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

You mean Canada right? and you're starting to turn me against rough. You shouldn't do that. Now I'm thinking of him as being all wierd. I didn't know rough was a midget molestor.

He calls it Canad. Maybe the whole Nads thing, I dunno.

But the midgets go freely. Its nothing they don't already ask for.

 

[Roughneck]

I've never molested a midget....I can never catch them

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I've never molested a midget....I can never catch them

I totally stuck up for you homie. That was SHT's foul fraudulant claim.

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

I've never molested a midget....I can never catch them

maybe you should lay off all the pasta.

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

I totally stuck up for you homie. That was SHT's foul fraudulant claim.

please. Rough is more of a man than you. So I guess that's a compliment or a diss depending on how you look at it.

 

[Roughneck]

If I did catch one I would totally take his gold

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

maybe you should lay off all the pasta.

ZING!!!