Someone in this room... is a murderer.

[Jack Rabbit]

Paris killed herself.

She tried to entice all three men by deep throating the entire broom, unfourtunately, it split while in her stomach, rupturing her stomach, and causing her to bleed out.

Gary ran to get a knife to lodge into the broom handle and remove the broom, but was overcome by the humor of the sight of Hasselholf blowing a green, STD ridden load all over the book her was using to hide his erection and began laughing uncontrollably.

Tony removed the broom, and began crying upon discovering Paris dead, because he thought he was going to get the first ***** he'd had in years.

 

[enterthemadness]

Coleman did it. He stabbed Paris with the knife and cleaned the knife off with the broom. The green stuff is..................

I knew I couldn't have been the first poster to come up with that answer.

 

[enterthemadness]

We don't know if Paris is really wounded or not. We just know she is lying in some blood. So... I'm the killer. I have to kill someone in the room which makes me the killer.

What a twist!

 

[SuperFerret]

That's what I was thinking as well. Three minus one is two. And kill two innocent men including me?

I've got it!

Paris killed herself by stabbing herself with the broom. Danza tried to stop her but was too late and thus is crying because of his failure. Coleman (like the rest of us) is laughing because of how funny it all is, and the Hoff is looking up D for detergent to help clean up the mess.

 

[D Day]

Actually he's looking at the D Encyclopedia to see his picture...

 

[hammy]

We don't know if Paris is really wounded or not. We just know she is lying in some blood. So... I'm the killer. I have to kill someone in the room which makes me the killer.

Except the story says one of those three men is the killer. Are you one of those three men? You're not David Hasslehoff, are you? Cause that would mean you're just ... yucky. Sorry.

 

[Strange]

Paris is on the rag and ruined her new dress so she is lying down in shame. When Danza, Coleman and the Hoff find her she just plays dead. She wants everyone in the room dead so she is just waiting for the right time. The broom is what Paris was riding so thats why it has blood on it, Tony thinks shes dead and that why he's crying. Coleman is a psycho and thats why he's laughing. The Hoff is looking up death in the encylopedia, the green gooey stuff is his nasty discharge after having sex with Paris.

 

[terry78]

Paris is on the rag and ruined her new dress so she is lying down in shame. When Danza, Coleman and the Hoff find her she just plays dead. She wants everyone in the room dead so she is just waiting for the right time. The broom is what Paris was riding so thats why it has blood on it, Tony thinks shes dead and that why he's crying. Coleman is a psycho and thats why he's laughing. The Hoff is looking up death in the encylopedia, the green gooey stuff is his nasty discharge after having sex with Paris.

You put way too much detail into that.

Though as far as Paris and the broom, was she riding it, or was she "riding" it?

 

[Castlewood]

LMAO. No, to all of it.

I did NOT count wrong. You have to think carefully. Everything in the story is worded specifically. There is definitely a twist.

You have to look deeeeep. The killer is someone who is "connected" to Paris Hilton in some way. Research, research, research.

 

[Space Moose]

LMAO. No, to all of it.

I did NOT count wrong. You have to think carefully. Everything in the story is worded specifically. There is definitely a twist.

You have to look deeeeep. The killer is someone who is "connected" to Paris Hilton in some way. Research, research, research.

Nicole Richie. I win!!!

 

[wiegeabo]

So the killer is the one who can't count.

But Paris is already dead.

 

[souloffire]

ROUND ONE:

Tony is crying.
Gary is laughing.
David is reading.



2.) One could argue that she was killed by the bloody broomstick... but if so, why is Gary crying over her death?

[/B]

So is Gary crying or laughing?

 

[Symbiote Hulk]

****ING HILARIOUS!!!

Anyways the murderer is dead.

Why: Because she wanted some attention so she might've climbed a sofa and said "Ah! Look at me! I'm falling! Save me!" Since none of the three other men wanted to save her they simply ignored her. Paris was unable to accept that she was being ignored and so she said: "Goodbye cruel world" SHe jumped and hit her head on a piece of wooden furniture. She then lies still in a pool of blood.

But Paris Hilton is no man! You say? Well, if you were too ask a doctor what her gender was, he would tell you that he was a ****tard that took to many estrogen hormones. If you were to look under Paris Hilton's skirt, you would find a small shriveled up penis.

Mystery solved.

 

[Strange]

An alien jumped out of paris' belly and killed her, The alien spit towards Hoff and he blocked it with the book while trying to look up demon in the encyclopedia. Danza hit the alien with the broom and got Paris' blood all over it. The alien is currently on the ceiling waiting to kill everyone. The little note is just a stupid alien trick. Coleman thinks its all pretty funny but he pulled out his knife just in case the alien gets too close.

 

[wiegeabo]

The killer is the green, gooey substance. It is some kind of disease (which may explain the 'D' encyclopedia). And why, if an innocent man is killed, you, and the other two innocent men are killed.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Paris is on the rag and ruined her new dress so she is lying down in shame. When Danza, Coleman and the Hoff find her she just plays dead. She wants everyone in the room dead so she is just waiting for the right time. The broom is what Paris was riding so thats why it has blood on it, Tony thinks shes dead and that why he's crying. Coleman is a psycho and thats why he's laughing. The Hoff is looking up death in the encylopedia, the green gooey stuff is his nasty discharge after having sex with Paris.

Bravo sir, bravo.

 

[unstoppable]

what in the room besides the ppl and dead body?

 

[Lurk]

Is Gary laughing or crying?
Does the blood on the floor belong to Paris?
Does the blood on the broomstick belong to Paris?
Are the blood on the floor and the blood on the broomstick the same blood?
Is the blood related to Paris's cause of death?

 

[Lurk]

Hello. I am the killer.
You must kill one of the three men in front of you. If the man you kill is me, then the door behind you will unlock, and you will be free. If you kill an innocent man, I will kill you, and the two innocent men I'm with. Choose carefully.

Does the part in bold refer to one of the three men (Tony, David, or Gary)?

 

[wiegeabo]

Does the part in bold refer to Tony, Danny, or Gary?

That would give it away.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Except the story says one of those three men is the killer. Are you one of those three men? You're not David Hasslehoff, are you? Cause that would mean you're just ... yucky. Sorry.

Trust me, I am far from yucky

So is Gary crying or laughing?

He's crying from laughter

 

[Lurk]

That would give it away.

I rephrased. It can't refer to one of them if they are the only three men in the room. If I kill an innocent, only one innocent and myself would be left to be killed. So, it must mean I'd have to have killed some other innocent man. How that solves the rest is beyond me.

Are myself, Tony, David, Gary and Paris the only people in the room?

 

[batnkevlar]

Wait, has Tony Danza ever been charged for a crime? Cuz if not, and since Gary and David have been, he's innocent...

 

[Gallagher]

Damnit im going to be thinking about this all night

Ummmm, The Hoff killed her, with the broom, he then used the broom to smack Tony in the balls, hence why he is crying and Coleman is laughing his little ass off. He quickly hands the broom back to Tony. Picks up the mucus covered encyclopedia and looks up 'Duuuuuude' for no reason what-so-ever other than to amuse himself and Gary. Gary is holding a butcher knife because dammit hes hungry and everyone knows hes a cannibal. He goes to eat Paris when i walk in the door, see the note Blah blah blah.
So in conclusion, I kill Coleman for being a weirdo, Hoff for being the damn Hoff, and I take pity on Tony's balls right before kicking him there again and screaming 'CAPTAIN PLANNNNETT!!' at the top of my voice.

 

[Joker]

I think it was Hasselhoff, he hit her with the encyclopedia, and the green stuff is her real blood, as she was a skrull, and she just happened to land on tony danzas dog, splattering it onto the broom stick, which is why he's crying...Gary Coleman is laughing because he's a dick and thinks Tony crying like a little b**ch is funny