Someone in this room... is a murderer.

[Superman]

You guys haven't solved this yet? It was Chris Benoit in the home office with his bare hands.

jag

GENIUS!!!! t: t: t:

 

[dr venture]

He still hasn't come back with the answer, WTF

 

[Kaboom]

*note to self*

don't ever read one of templefugit's thread's again.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Umm...I knew there was no answer like a few days ago.

 

[TNC9852002]

There is no answer!

-TNC

 

[Strange]

The killer is templefugit dressed as Gary Coleman.

 

[Spider-Fan]

There is no answer!

-TNC

You're not going to get one from this guy.

There is a reason he is not showing up or answering it.

 

[KALEL114]

There is no answer!

-TNC

There is no spoon!

 

[Castlewood]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

No, we shan't

 

[chaseter]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

This was the dumbest answer and now subsequently the dumbest riddle thread...

You mentioned no cranberry juice, if David was looking for himself, it would be under his last name, H for Hasselhoff, and Paris Hilton being an alien is neither logical nor sound.

 

[Strange]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

Wouldn't David need the H encyclopedia if he was looking for himself?

 

[KALEL114]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

Please tell me that's not the real answer?? If so, shall the brand of flaming nerd be placed upon your head for all eternity. Good day sir!

 

[Castlewood]

D for David.

He's an idiot... you know?

 

[fangrl06]

This was the dumbest answer and now subsequently the dumbest riddle thread...

Come on, be nice. It was an interesting concept that kept people guessing. The only reason why the answer disapointed you is because you had to wait for it.

 

[chaseter]

Come on, be nice. It was an interesting concept that kept people guessing. The only reason why the answer disapointed you is because you had to wait for it.

No, because it makes no sense. The concept was good indeed, but the riddle was flawed and the answer and explanation was dumb. Plus he said he would answer questions which he did not.

 

[fangrl06]

Please tell me that's not the real answer?? If so, shall the brand of flaming noob be placed upon your head for all eternity. Good day sir!

He's been here since 2004.

D for David.

He's an idiot... you know?

 

[Strange]

Also, a two year old can tell the difference between blood and cranberry juice. I accepted that the blood was fact when it was not.

 

[TNC9852002]

Well, that was a huge waste of time. This was a poorly executed brain teaser if you ask me. Even if it was a mock one...

Round Two better be good.

-TNC

 

[Castlewood]

He's been here since 2004.

Thank you!!

I swear... just because I'm not here all day, every day, people assume I'm "new". I'm going on my fourth year here. I don't post 24/7... but I'm sure as hell on SHH! all the freakin' time.

 

[chaseter]

Close this POS

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I got a good one.

You're stuck in a room with four walls and no door(s), half a mirror in one hand and half a mirror in the other. There is/are no opening(s). Basically, you are in an indestructible cube. How do you escape?

 

[hammy]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

Templefugit, did you just make this up? Seriously, none of this makes any sense to the proposed riddle, or your clues about careful wording, the person "connected" to Paris, and how the killer would kill "2" innocent men. Seriously, wtheck?

 

[dr venture]

What a sucky ass answer

 

[TNC9852002]

I got a good one.

You're stuck in a room with four walls and no door(s), half a mirror in one hand and half a mirror in the other. There is/are no opening(s). Basically, you are in an indestructible cube. How do you escape?

-TNC