Someone in this room... is a murderer.

[Spider-Fan]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

Best answer, ever, lol!!!

 

[The Dude]

Well, geez. I wanted other people to guess before I just gave it away automatically. Patience, people.... sorry.



David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

So there.

Round 2 isn't so hard... shall we?

Wow...who would have honestly thought aliens?

 

[KALEL114]

Thank you!!

I swear... just because I'm not here all day, every day, people assume I'm "new". I'm going on my fourth year here. I don't post 24/7... but I'm sure as hell on SHH! all the freakin' time.

I have edited said post. My hands and brain were not on the same page. Conversely, number of posts or time subscribed to the board does not always constitute being a noob. It's the quality of posts that sometimes count. This "riddle" and its answer is quite "noobish". That's all I'm sayin.

 

[ampersand]

This answer makes me very angry.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

anyone get the answer to my riddle?

 

[TNC9852002]

I told you,...

-TNC

 

[Asteroid-Man]

HAHAHA come on, mine actually makes sense

 

[TNC9852002]

I'm truly stumped on yours. I'm glad yours seems to be at least a little bit more plausible than Fugit's.

-TNC

 

[KALEL114]

Is the mirror actually in the middle of the room?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

want the answer or should I post a new thread to get more attention to it?

 

[chaseter]

^It is an alien device that is powered by cranberry juice.

 

[KALEL114]

^It is an alien device that is powered by cranberry juice.

LOL!

 

[chaseter]

I got a good one.

You're stuck in a room with four walls and no door(s), half a mirror in one hand and half a mirror in the other. There is/are no opening(s). Basically, you are in an indestructible cube. How do you escape?

Go out through the ceiling?

 

[TNC9852002]

Go out through the ceiling?

I thought about that, but he said it was like a cube, and what are the mirrors for in getting you out?

-TNC

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Is the mirror actually in the middle of the room?

no. You have half of a mirror in one hand and half of a mirror in the other hand

 

[PWN3R]

I feel sorry for the people who actually sat here trying to think this through. What a lame answer. Cranberry juice and aliens....

 

[chaseter]

Give us the answer...

 

[Kaboom]

Thank you!!

I swear... just because I'm not here all day, every day, people assume I'm "new". I'm going on my fourth year here. I don't post 24/7... but I'm sure as hell on SHH! all the freakin' time.

we are all now dumber for having listened to you.

I award you no points. and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[wiegeabo]

no. You have half of a mirror in one hand and half of a mirror in the other hand

Sounds like your standing at the edge of a mirror and looking at your own reflection.

 

[Kaboom]

no. You have half of a mirror in one hand and half of a mirror in the other hand

take the two halves of the mirror, place them together to make a whole. crawl through the hole. and youre out!

 

[wiegeabo]

take the two halves of the mirror, place them together to make a whole. crawl through the hole. and youre out!

Now that's a reasonable answer.

I hadn't heard this riddle in years.

 

[TNC9852002]

Oh yeah, I remember that old one. I knew this sounded familiar..

-TNC

 

[Castlewood]

Alright, alright. I f***ed up. I know.

So... here's a reasonable one that some of you might like.


Behind the Green Glass Door

Rules: If you know how this works, or if you know the answer... DO NOT give it away to the people who don't get it. Some people have heard it before (much to my surprise, because it's a very obscure riddle).

Objective: I am going to give you a sentence, telling you something that is allowed to be behind the green glass door, and I'm also going to tell you something that is NOT allowed to be behind the green glass door. Your mission is to figure out your own sentence, and for those of you who know the answer... we'll tell you if you're right or not. We keep going until EVERYONE understands it.

I'll start.

You can't have a road, but you can certainly have a street.

Now, if you already know how this works... please don't screw it up for everyone else. Let's keep it goin'.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Boom got it

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Temple you suck at these man