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Something to ponder...

Ok, I'm kinda bored so I thought I'd ask you Hypsters a question that my religion teacher asked my class a few years ago. I think your answers will be most interesting.....and humorous :)


Here goes: The Earth is doomed to explode in 1 week via asteroid, God, war, etc. However, scientists have found a planet that can sustain human life and you are in charge of populating the "New Earth". The space shuttle can only seat 6 though, so you have to choose 5 other people to come with you. What occupations would you select and why?

Here's mine:
1. Engineer - to get power situated on the new planet
2. Teacher - to get the future children on the right track
3. Doctor - too obvious
4. Farmer - we gotta eat
5. Navy Seal - disputes are inevitable and somebody has to enforce the law; by force if necessary.

I agree with all of those.
 
The people I'd take from this board:
1. Engineer - Erzengel
2. Teacher - jag
3. Doctor - DBella
4. Farmer - Ahem..
5. Navy Seal - Drakon
 
ok, the 5 people i choose would be:

1 - Jim Carrey
2 - Adam Sandler
3 - Will Ferrell
4 - an awesome cook
5 - a smokin hot girl!!!! :D


yea...we be dead in a month but we die laughing :D
 
Well, substitute myself for DOG LIPS as the farmer.

:up:
 
I brought DBella along as my version of the "Smokin' Hot Girl."

:up:
 
I'm almost legally blind though, but it was a fair trade. She's so hot like, it melts your eyes. I fell out of the bushes and was like, "Yo, AMERICANO!!!" And this Zeppelin came and picked me up and I walked along the top, it was tiits yo.
 
I'm almost legally blind though, but it was a fair trade. She's so hot like, it melts your eyes. I fell out of the bushes and was like, "Yo, AMERICANO!!!" And this Zeppelin came and picked me up and I walked along the top, it was tiits yo.

I'd ask jag if I could view the awesomeness that is him, and see his apparently hot wife, but he'd just comeback with a witty insult :csad::up:
 

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