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  • Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
  • Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the colour of your hair?
  • If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?
  • If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
  • Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
  • If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
  • Do octopuses have arms or legs?
  • Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?
  • If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
  • If you take a shower, where do you put it?
  • Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
  • Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Do cows have calf muscles?
  • Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
  • Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
  • If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
  • Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Why are boxing rings square?
  • Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
  • On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
  • Where does the white go when the snow melts?
  • How can you hear yourself think?
  • How can someone 'draw a blank'?
  • How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
  • Why do men have nipples?
  • If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
  • Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
  • Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
  • If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
  • If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
  • If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
  • What does OK actually mean?
  • If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
  • Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
  • If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
  • Do cows drink milk?
  • If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st –January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
  • Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
  • If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
  • What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
  • Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
  • Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
  • Do ducks sneeze?
  • What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
  • Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
  • Why are there dents in a golf ball?
  • Which way does a compass point in space?
  • Can bald men get lice?
  • What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
  • Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
  • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • Can someone give up lent for lent?
  • What did cured ham actually have?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
  • Can crop circles be square?
  • If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
  • Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
  • Do stairs go up or down?
  • Can you make a candle out of earwax?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Can you get cornered in a round room?
  • Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
  • If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
  • Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  • Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
  • What colour is a mirror?
  • If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
  • How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
  • If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
  • Aren't all rooms room temperature?
  • If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?
  • Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?
  • Why is ice clear but snow white?
  • What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?
  • If something goes without saying, then why say it?
 
Soo tempted to see how many of these I can actually answer... but by days are unproductive anough at the moment as it is lol
 
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Answer--Antigravity

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Drakon said:
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Answer--Antigravity

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haha. like it
 
wow that is some list, but some are good questions as well.
 
Drakon said:
If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Answer--Antigravity

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Lol. It tickles me I give you that.:p:heart:
 
  • Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
I've done it before. I don't think it's healthy.
  • Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the colour of your hair?
Because they're made out of different stuff
  • If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?
Evolution
  • If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
You could cross reference other dictionaries and peer-edited journals and linguistics experts if you really wanted, but if Webster got it wrong, you probably shouldn't be worried about trying to get it right.
  • Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
That's a joke, right? Don't answer that.
  • If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Because home would become where you moved to, duh.
  • Do octopuses have arms or legs?
"Appendages"
  • Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?
They probably realized that milk comes out of mammary glands because of experience with humans and animal domestication.
  • If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
See Drakon's post.
  • If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If I took an exam, wouldn't that be stealing from the school?
  • Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
[SIZE=-1]Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia shouldn't really mean fear of long words either, should it.[/SIZE]
  • Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
Cuz it was spelled wrong in the dictionary.
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No it'd be called a simulium
  • Do cows have calf muscles?
LOL
  • Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
Same reason it's hard to read dyslexic
  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Because God hates you
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Same reason "Lisp" can't be pronounced by someone with one.
  • Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
It does.
  • Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
White with black.
  • If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Yes.
  • Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
I got nothin'
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
It doesn't. Rain falls too. A rain drop is a noun.
  • Why are boxing rings square?
So you can have corners.
  • Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Koalas aren't bears either.
  • On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Science.
  • Where does the white go when the snow melts?
certain frequencies get absorbed by the ground while others are reflected back to the eye of the viewer.
  • How can you hear yourself think?
You can't.
  • How can someone 'draw a blank'?
With an eraser
  • How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
Hypocrisy
  • Why do men have nipples?
Evolution.
  • If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Depends which was invented first, the fruit or the color.
  • Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
Same reason Mario has a mustache and overalls.
  • Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
If you had a really big stone.
  • If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
X-rays don't see through everything.
  • If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
No?
  • If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
yes.
  • What does OK actually mean?
It's short for okay.
  • If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
The negative zone!
  • Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Metaphors.
  • If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Weird.
  • Do cows drink milk?
yes.
  • If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st –January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
Which ever one sounded cooler.
  • Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
Maybe. Probably not.
  • If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
He has to post it for bail.
  • What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
The sewer system would be strained.
  • Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
Do the stars stop shining when the sun comes up?
  • Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
That one always bothered me.
  • Do ducks sneeze?
I don't pretend to know the answer to that.
  • What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
The Question mentioned that in JLU. DOn't remember.
  • Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
Same reason you cant swallow with your mouth open.
  • Why are there dents in a golf ball?
Ask Squeekness.
  • Which way does a compass point in space?
Towards you.
  • Can bald men get lice?
Probably. Under weird circumstances.
  • What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Cannibal Pigs. Don't make me make a movie about it.
  • Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
Evolution.
  • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Metaphor
  • Can someone give up lent for lent?
Depends if you want it back or not.
  • What did cured ham actually have?
It was alive.
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Easier to stack
  • Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
I've done it.
  • Can crop circles be square?
Then they'd be crop squares.
  • If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Testicle.
  • Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
I don't think coconuts are nuts.
  • Do stairs go up or down?
Diagonal.
  • Can you make a candle out of earwax?
If you really wanted.
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Usually.
  • Can you get cornered in a round room?
Figuratively, sure.
  • Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Because you dont cut them
  • If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
Not if its the source of the heat.
  • Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
You can't?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Round plates are safer.
  • Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
Have you tested that?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
I think they'd just give up and swim away.
  • What colour is a mirror?
White.
  • If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
Depends what you're using as a reference point.
  • How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
I wouldn't gamble.
  • If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
Yes.
  • Aren't all rooms room temperature?
Yes.
  • If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?
Science.
  • Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?
Farmers.
  • Why is ice clear but snow white?
Clear is just another word for uber white.
  • What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?
Soap, probably.
  • If something goes without saying, then why say it?
Because it doesn't really
 
Ronny your answeres where funny, and do you have a lot of spare time lol.
 
Bastila said:
Ronny your answeres where funny, and do you have a lot of spare time lol.
I'm so at work right now :o
 

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