Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Doctor Jones]

HAL SPARKS: So, did you see The Dark Knight?
SPIDER-MAN: You bet your sweet ass I did! Remember when Joker was diguised himself as the nurse and told Harvey to take the law into his own hands? Can you freaking believe it? Two of the best Batman villains face to face being played brilliantly? And then, Joker walks away from the hospital! Oh, and when Rachel died. I told my girlfriend that I would see the Joker's trick a mile away. Oh, and then the goddamn pencil trick! The highlight of the film for me! I can go on and on. But the film is the best of the year. And I'm not just saying that because of its popularity. So how did you like it?
HAL SPARKS: I didn't see it yet.

 

[Silver Spider]

^Hahahaha. Doctor Jones

By the way, what's wrong with liking Leo, Dr. Fate?

 

[Dr. Fate]

^Hahahaha. Doctor Jones

By the way, what's wrong with liking Leo, Dr. Fate?

Nothing really, I just remember that when the TMNT boom was at its peak everyone was into Mikey or Raph, one of my friends in particular is a big Raph fan with an occasional tendency to put Leo down. I remember when I was younger during the TMNT phase I was into Mikey, nowadays I find I dig Leo more.

GG: "I could have been a bad ass Joker and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

PETER: "Goodbye MJ! I'm gonna miss being married to you!"
MJ: "I'll miss you too, Pete!"

Couple of weeks later...

SPIDER-MAN: "Oh yeah, Catwoman ain't got nothing on Felicia Hardy... and I do stress the HARD in Hardy."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Peter Parker: Tobey Magwire could never have done this!
Mary Jane: Shut up and keep smooching!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Peter Parker: Tobey Magwire could never have done this!
Mary Jane: Shut up and keep smooching!

Hehehe

MJ: "Oh Tobey!"
PETER: "Oh Kisten!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the "nice dick" one and the "Tobey wouldn´t do it" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL SPARKS: What the hell...
SPIDER-MAN: I know, I know, it was a side effect of the spider bite that gave me powers. But you know what, chicks really dig it, they say it fits better or something.
HS: Really? Think I´d get a plastic surgeon to do it?
SM: Hmmm, maybe. But I gotta warn ya, peeing gets kinda painful.
HS: Oh. Forget it then, I have sex twice a week at best, but I pee a buncha times every day...

 

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hehehehehehe, that is so wrong.

HAL SPARKS: "So I hear Warner Brothers is gonna reboot the Superman franchise."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh really?"
HAL: "Yeah, it's gonna be all dark & brooding like the Dark Knight, or so I hear."
SPIDER-MAN: "Meh. I really couldn't care less. I'm sick of getting nothing but Superman movies. Hell, I loved the Dark Knight as much as everyone else but I'm getting sick of Batman movies too, but I'm especially sick of Superman movies. Hasn't DC & WB figured out yet that Superman's just not the cash cow he once was? Why waste time on him when they have a whole army of DC heroes who can be strong franchises in their own right? Hell, I'm first to admit that we here at Marvel haven't always churned out quality products in our film ventures, but at least we've been offering much more variety than our DC rival. I'm much more excited for the much talked about Green Lantern and Green Arrow projects than I am for Superman. Hell, I'm still waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for God's sake. How long as Joel Silver been sitting on that, 20 years now? When even Hellboy & Watchmen have gotten movies? Just goes to show how truly pathetic the DC & WB people are."

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ Hehehehee! t:

 

[DarkReflections]

HAL SPARKS: What the hell...
SPIDER-MAN: I know, I know, it was a side effect of the spider bite that gave me powers. But you know what, chicks really dig it, they say it fits better or something.
HS: Really? Think I´d get a plastic surgeon to do it?
SM: Hmmm, maybe. But I gotta warn ya, peeing gets kinda painful.
HS: Oh. Forget it then, I have sex twice a week at best, but I pee a buncha times every day...

roflmao

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

PETER: "Goodbye MJ! I'm gonna miss being married to you!"
MJ: "I'll miss you too, Pete!"

Couple of weeks later...

SPIDER-MAN: "Oh yeah, Catwoman ain't got nothing on Felicia Hardy... and I do stress the HARD in Hardy."

HAHAHA! I can enver get enough of your captions, lol. t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

^^Hehehehehehe, that is so wrong.

HAL SPARKS: "So I hear Warner Brothers is gonna reboot the Superman franchise."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh really?"
HAL: "Yeah, it's gonna be all dark & brooding like the Dark Knight, or so I hear."
SPIDER-MAN: "Meh. I really couldn't care less. I'm sick of getting nothing but Superman movies. Hell, I loved the Dark Knight as much as everyone else but I'm getting sick of Batman movies too, but I'm especially sick of Superman movies. Hasn't DC & WB figured out yet that Superman's just not the cash cow he once was? Why waste time on him when they have a whole army of DC heroes who can be strong franchises in their own right? Hell, I'm first to admit that we here at Marvel haven't always churned out quality products in our film ventures, but at least we've been offering much more variety than our DC rival. I'm much more excited for the much talked about Green Lantern and Green Arrow projects than I am for Superman. Hell, I'm still waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for God's sake. How long as Joel Silver been sitting on that, 20 years now? When even Hellboy & Watchmen have gotten movies? Just goes to show how truly pathetic the DC & WB people are."

Agreed. Though I don't see a WW movie happening anytime soon. Though I'm much more interested in Supermax. Could be freaking sweet if done right. Though I will never get tired of Batman films. Can't wait for the next one. But after this trilogy, don't you think they should start doing adaptions? I mean, what can you do after Nolan?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thans Doc, darkreflections!

The "enough of Superman" rant is great!

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL SPARKS: Hey, how great was...
SPIDER-MAN: If I have to hear any more singing the praises of The Dark Knight, I swear to God you´ll leave this bathroom some inches "shorter" than you came in...
HAL SPARKS: Huuuuh... H-how great was Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome. Robert Downey Jr. is the best.

 

[The Navigator]

^^Hehehehehehe, that is so wrong.

HAL SPARKS: "So I hear Warner Brothers is gonna reboot the Superman franchise."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh really?"
HAL: "Yeah, it's gonna be all dark & brooding like the Dark Knight, or so I hear."
SPIDER-MAN: "Meh. I really couldn't care less. I'm sick of getting nothing but Superman movies. Hell, I loved the Dark Knight as much as everyone else but I'm getting sick of Batman movies too, but I'm especially sick of Superman movies. Hasn't DC & WB figured out yet that Superman's just not the cash cow he once was? Why waste time on him when they have a whole army of DC heroes who can be strong franchises in their own right? Hell, I'm first to admit that we here at Marvel haven't always churned out quality products in our film ventures, but at least we've been offering much more variety than our DC rival. I'm much more excited for the much talked about Green Lantern and Green Arrow projects than I am for Superman. Hell, I'm still waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for God's sake. How long as Joel Silver been sitting on that, 20 years now? When even Hellboy & Watchmen have gotten movies? Just goes to show how truly pathetic the DC & WB people are."

QFT.
Also like that "come out some inches shorter than you came in" one.

"Installing urinals in elevators--what'll they think of next?"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

hehehehehehhe, don´t be surprised if that actually happens someday...

 

[ironman29758]

HAL SPARKS: Hey, how great was...
SPIDER-MAN: If I have to hear any more singing the praises of The Dark Knight, I swear to God you´ll leave this bathroom some inches "shorter" than you came in...
HAL SPARKS: Huuuuh... H-how great was Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome. Robert Downey Jr. is the best.

hahahahaha

HAL SPARKS: Spider-man 1-3 sucked Even Hulk was better!
SPIDER-MAN: One more word and I swear what you cqame in won't come out!
HAL SPARKS: I-i-i mean Spider-man w1-3 was way better than The Dark Knight and Iron Man combined
SPIDER-MAN: It better be.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HAL SPARKS: Hey, how great was...
SPIDER-MAN: If I have to hear any more singing the praises of The Dark Knight, I swear to God you´ll leave this bathroom some inches "shorter" than you came in...
HAL SPARKS: Huuuuh... H-how great was Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome. Robert Downey Jr. is the best.

Hehehehehe, this and the follow up were both great.

Thanks UF, Rabbit.

BLACK CAT: "Talk dirty to me Spider, talk dirty to me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh... you need to give yourself a good licking?"

 

[ultimatefan]

^^Thanks!

hehehehehehehehehe, Spidey was never good on that kinda stuff....

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: You know, until now I had never realized you´re actually a perfectly original creation, just like Hawkeye and Quicksilver...

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDER-MAN: You know, until now I had never realized you´re actually a perfectly original creation, just like Hawkeye and Quicksilver...

Hehehehehehehehehehe

PETER PARKER: "Damn you Quesada! How could you take me away from a hot piece of ass like this?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

hehehehehehehehe, that´s cruel indeed...

 

[kedrell]

Ock: "I'm sure you've heard about the goose that lays the golden eggs. But have you heard about the octopus that craps the golden mini-soccer balls?"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hhehehehehe