Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Love the "loser Spidey" ones.

 

[Morg]

Read the announcement, those that continue to hotlink pics will now get in trouble and possible banning/probation if you continue to do so with hotlinking after getting warnings

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103


Your free days of being lazy about hosting them yourself people are now over

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDER-MAN: "Ow! What the Hell, man?!"
HULK: "This is what you get for saying Katie Holmes was better than Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SK, Doc!

Give him hell, Hulk! Maggie owns Holmes´ass (hmmm, that sentence just made my imagination fly a little...)

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: Hey, I´m a f***ing big time movie star now! Only the A-listers please!
ELEKTRO: He was talking to you, aquarium head!
MYSTERIO: He was obviously talking to you, battery boy!
DOC OCK: Don´t look at me or Sandman, we were in the movies!
KRAVEN: Hey, Kraven´s Last Hunt was a classic story, don´t look at me either!
VULTURE: I was at Spider-Man 3 at one point, remember?
SPIDEY: You know, whatever, decide amongst yourselves, I´ll be having a capuccino.

 

[3dman27]

SPIDEY: Hey, I´m a f***ing big time movie star now! Only the A-listers please!

we ARE THE a-listers you mma reject

 

[ultimatefan]

^Let´s see if this version is more clear...

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDEY: Hey, I´m a f***ing big time movie star now! Only the A-listers please!
ELEKTRO: He was talking to you, aquarium head!
MYSTERIO: He was obviously talking to you, battery boy!
DOC OCK: Don´t look at me or Sandman, we were in the movies!
KRAVEN: Hey, Kraven´s Last Hunt was a classic story, don´t look at me either!
VULTURE: I was at Spider-Man 3 at one point, remember?
SPIDEY: You know, whatever, decide amongst yourselves, I´ll be having a capuccino.

Hehehehehehehehehe!

VILLAINS: "We Are The Super-Villains Who Say... NI!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh no, not the Super Villains Who Say NI! Those who encounter you rarely live to tell the tale!"
DOC OCK: "We will say NI to you again unless you bring us... a shrubbery!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You want a shrubbery?"
VILLAINS: "NI! NI!! NI!!! NI!!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Okay okay, stop! I'll get you your damn shrubbery, just stop saying NI! Oh crap I said NI!! Oh not again! Damn-!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehehehehehehehe!

VILLAINS: "We Are The Super-Villains Who Say... NI!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh no, not the Super Villains Who Say NI! Those who encounter you rarely live to tell the tale!"
DOC OCK: "We will say NI to you again unless you bring us... a shrubbery!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You want a shrubbery?"
VILLAINS: "NI! NI!! NI!!! NI!!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Okay okay, stop! I'll get you your damn shrubbery, just stop saying NI! Oh crap I said NI!! Oh not again! Damn-!"

Oh, how I do love that scene. Very good.

 

[Morg]

Read the announcement, those that continue to hotlink pics will now get in trouble and possible banning/probation if you continue to do so with hotlinking after getting warnings

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103


Your free days of being lazy about hosting them yourself people are now over

Looks like a few of you going have to be banned

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: For the last frikking time, I´m a guy and I´m straight!!
KRAVEN: We don´t care, we all spent the last six months in jail!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Guys stop uploading pictures that are not from Photobucket. lol.

Spider-Man: It's me, Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Blade-Rip-Off!

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: I kick arse for the Lord.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDEY: For the last frikking time, I´m a guy and I´m straight!!
KRAVEN: We don´t care, we all spent the last six months in jail!!

Hehehehehehehehe

the Blade/Kick arse for Lord ones are great too.

VILLAINS: "We're gonna string you up for spoiling the end of Dark Knight for us!"
SPIDEY: "Oh sh1t!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Oh, damn, Spidey run! That reminds me, like a month before TDK came out I completely stayed away from the spoilers section of the TDK boards. Thank God I did too.

Though I did know about The Joker's disguises, Loeb dying, the ferries, Two-Face (This was confirmed of course)

But what I didn't know was Rachel and Dent's and Joker's fate. I really thought Joker as gonna die when he fell. Two things went though my head.

1. Hey, that reminds me of B89!
2. Oh, sh1t, don't kill off The Joker!

Though I know Batman doesn't kill, you're so caught up in the moment you don't really think about that.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: This is my boomstick!

 

[Doctor Jones]

VILLAINS: No, Kraven, you can't join the green suited villains club!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! Cool stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Spider-Man laughed at The Incredible Hulk´s box office, now it´s kicking ass on DVD sales!! Who´s laughing now?!?

 

[Spider-Kid]

Hulk: Stupid prat Spider-Man may be better than Hulk but Hulk always be bigger, stronger, tougher, and more cooler than dumb tobey magwuire rip of!
Spidey: Dude he ripped ME of, he portrayed me in the Spider-Man franchise!
Hulk: Hulk don't f***ing care as long as hulk piss spider-man of!
Spidey: YOUR ALREADY BEATING THE S**T OUT OF ME!!!
HULK: **** N00B!

 

[Spider-Kid]

HULK: Spider-Man laughed at The Incredible Hulk´s box office, now it´s kicking ass on DVD sales!! Who´s laughing now?!?

Hahahahahahahahaha! You tell him Hulk!

 

[Dr. Fate]

HULK: Spider-Man laughed at The Incredible Hulk´s box office, now it´s kicking ass on DVD sales!! Who´s laughing now?!?

Bwahahahahaha, kick his ass Hulk! Kick his ass and laugh!

HULK: "We're you suggesting that Roger Moore was a better James Bond than Sean Connery?! Were you?! Were you?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that Roger had a more accurate accent than S- OW!"
HULK: "Shut the f*** up!"

 

[StylishHokie21]

Haha! These captions never get old. I remember the first couple of pages had me in tears.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, doc, SK, cool stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: What, Spider-Man never heard of shiatsu massage?