Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "What do the test results indicate?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Well, they liked Itchy, they liked Scratchy, one kid seemed to love the Speedo Man..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Eww..."

 

[kedrell]

SPIDER-MAN: "Whatcha doin', Cap?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Just seeing if that 'penny off the skyscraper' thing is truly an urban myth or not."
Pedestrian below: "Ow!!!"

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Spider-Man: What are you looking down for?
Captain America: I'm looking to see if anyone needs my help.
Spider-Man(Thinking): Hm, this is my chance to give a little squeeze to his tight butt. (Reaching out with his left hand).

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Ah, classic Simpsons, Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie - irony is, many kids actually DID love Poochie, without realizing the satire.


hehhehehehehe, the penny thing´s a dangerous myth to verify...

 

[ultimatefan]

Spider-Man: What the hell are we doing up here when we could be watching those badass new trailers for Star Trek and Terminator Salvation?
Captain America: Huh, protecting the citizens from the forces of evil?
Spider-Man: Yeah yeah, whatever.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Harry: Man, this health homework is hard! Hey, Pete!
Peter: Harry!
Harry: Want to give me a lesson in health?
Peter: Sure, meet me in my room, and I'll give you a demonstration. By the way, what's the topic?
Harry: Um, it's on...intimacy and love!
Peter: Perfect! I'm really experienced in that kind of stuff. Did I mention that I have to deal with love every single day with MJ?! I'm the right guy to teach you.

Doc Ock: Oh, no, he's coming for me!

Norman (Groan): Eh! Ah! Ooh! Come on, I have to keep pushing! Can't give up now. I have to give it my all if I want this hard, round, brown stuff to come out!

Harry: You can do it dad! Push! I'll do it with you. Ah! Ooh! Eh!

Peter: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Fart) Pbbbbbttttttt! (Diarrea)

 

[LostMind]

Cap: "I see a purse snatcher right there."
Spidey: "Ok. First, you hit it off the gargoyle, then the billboard, off the street light and nothing but the back of the purse snatcher."

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: What the hell are we doing up here when we could be watching those badass new trailers for Star Trek and Terminator Salvation?
Captain America: Huh, protecting the citizens from the forces of evil?
Spider-Man: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Hehehehehe

Thanks UF

MR. FANTASTIC: "Listen! And understand! That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop! Ever! Until you are dead!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Can you stop it?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Interesting how this sounds kinda similar to The Joker in TDK, interesting that a psychopath can be as single-minded as a machine, except less predictable I think.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Who´s that sad lonely, lonely man down there?
SPIDEY: Oh, that? He´s the last remaining fan of Heroes.
CAP: Oh. Poor bastard.
SPIDEY: Yep.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Who´s that sad lonely, lonely man down there?
SPIDEY: Oh, that? He´s the last remaining fan of Heroes.
CAP: Oh. Poor bastard.
SPIDEY: Yep.

Hehehe, still haven't seen that show. I'm so behind...

MR. FANTASTIC: "Leave Ioan Gruffud alone! He did a decent rendition of me and even pawned Andre Brauer in the 2nd film, which is no easy feat mind you!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Say it, don't spray it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, the first season is really good, but it kinda goes downhill afterwards.

Give´im hell, Reed!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Huh, he´s all yours, kid.
SPIDEY: Nah, I´m good. Can´t ya call The Avengers or something?

FORMAN: Chicken dumbasses...

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Huh, he´s all yours, kid.
SPIDEY: Nah, I´m good. Can´t ya call The Avengers or something?

FORMAN: Chicken dumbasses...

Hehehehehehehe

 

[webhead9707]

fart

 

[The Navigator]

BEN: But I thought you'd learned the meaning of responsibility.
PETER: [sigh] You don't know how it feels.
BEN: Peter, all the times we've talked of honesty, fairness, justice, out of those times I counted on you to have the courage to take those dreams out into the world.
PETER: I want a life of my own. I'm Spider-Man no more.
BEN: I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from?
PETER: Uh... shame.
BEN: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

 

[kedrell]

BEN: But I thought you'd learned the meaning of responsibility.
PETER: [sigh] You don't know how it feels.
BEN: Peter, all the times we've talked of honesty, fairness, justice, out of those times I counted on you to have the courage to take those dreams out into the world.
PETER: I want a life of my own. I'm Spider-Man no more.
BEN: I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from?
PETER: Uh... shame.
BEN: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

Hehehehe, you forgot to throw the ole' testicular cancer part in there.

I loved Dodgeball.

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN:Remember, with great power, comes great responsiblity.
PARKER: What does a blue collar worker who hasn´t made enough money for a decent retirement after 35 years of labor know about having great power?
BEN:Shut up.

 

[Panthro]

BEN:Remember, with great power, comes great responsiblity.
PARKER: What does a blue collar worker who hasn´t made enough money for a decent retirement after 35 years of labor know about having great power?
BEN:Shut up.

Bwahahahahahaha

I liked yours too Rabbit

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Uncle Ben: You look so hot!
Peter: Um, thank you?

Uncle Ben: Remember this Peter: with great power comes with great (cough)(wheezing)
Peter: Huh?
Uncle Ben: Comes with great...
Peter: Sore throat!

(Yeah, that was corny.)

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Choose a classic beauty, a woman with a perfect can and great totties. Hot, young tail is what it´s all about!
PETER: Sure thing, Uncle Ben!

 

[LostMind]

Uncle Ben: "I swear, Peter, you are going to be the death of me."

 

[kedrell]

Uncle Ben: "So remember Peter, with great power comes, ah...er, ugh!"
Peter: "Comes what, Uncle Ben? What's wrong?"
Uncle Ben: "Uh, well my Depends just failed me."

 

[kedrell]

Uncle Ben: "So Peter, have you tried my rice? It's really good!"
Peter: "I'm so sick of this damn joke, Uncle Ben."