Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Panthro]

TOBEY: "Get out of my caption thread!"

BALE: "No, you get out of MY caption thread, because whatever thread I'm in, it becomes mine! Didn't you get the memo?"

 

[protocida]

TOBEY: "Get out of my caption thread!"

BALE: "No, you get out of MY caption thread, because whatever thread I'm in, it becomes mine! Didn't you get the memo?"

TOBEY: So, how's Terminator Salvation's box office this week?

BALE: ...

TOBEY: ...

BALE: ...

TOBEY: ...

BALE: Seriously, man, you and I are ****ing done professionaly...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Doctor!

Great follow up, Protocida!

Love the "get out of my thread" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

DR. FANTASTIC: Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to hear kids actually say, "that old dude´s a rip-off of Elastigirl!"?!?
SPIDEY: Well, at least they usually add, "Yeah, but check out the juggs on his wife!"

 

[protocida]

MR. FANTASTIC: Do I look like a cop?

 

[Panthro]

It was indeed a good follow up.

DR. FANTASTIC: Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to hear kids actually say, "that old dude´s a rip-off of Elastigirl!"?!?
SPIDEY: Well, at least they usually add, "Yeah, but check out the juggs on his wife!"

Nyahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "You can either have me right now or you can have a 4th film in 2 years. It's your choice."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh decisions decisions..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

SPIDEY: Well, they say maturity means to postpone gratification, but who the f*** wants to be mature...

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: Four bucks for a comic book?!!?That´s ludicrous!!
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, please, don´t tell me the FF are broke for, like, the 350th time! For a scientific genius, you´re a finantial ******...

 

[SpaceWay2009]

It was indeed a good follow up.


Nyahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "You can either have me right now or you can have a 4th film in 2 years. It's your choice."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh decisions decisions..."

LOL! Nice!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks space.

MR. FANTASTIC: Four bucks for a comic book?!!?That´s ludicrous!!
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, please, don´t tell me the FF are broke for, like, the 350th time! For a scientific genius, you´re a finantial ******...

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "I knew a man once who used sex to get what he wanted."
SPIDER-MAN: "How can men use sex to get what we want? Sex IS What We Want!!!!"

 

[SpaceWay2009]

BLACK CAT: "I knew a man once who used sex to get what he wanted."
SPIDER-MAN: "How can men use sex to get what we want? Sex IS What We Want!!!!"

Hahaha! Once again, Pantrho, very nice! I don't know where you get these sex jokes from but keep them coming! t:

 

[Panthro]

Hahaha! Once again, Pantrho, very nice! I don't know where you get these sex jokes from but keep them coming! t:

Some are original material, some are stolen from popular film & TV. The previous sex gag for example is stolen from an episode of "Fraiser". I'll keep writing & stealing them if you keep reading them.

 

[protocida]

SPIDER-MAN: Get out of my caption thread!

DOC OCK: NEVAH!

 

[ultimatefan]

MOLINa: How dare you have me replaced by Topher Grace as Venom?!!?

 

[Panthro]

MOLINa: How dare you have me replaced by Topher Grace as Venom?!!?

 

[protocida]

DOC OCK: I won't die as a monster? I AM A MONSTER, YOU INSECT!

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "Nobody calls Han Solo a b****! Nobody!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It wasn't me! It was... Doc Ock! Yeah, Doc Ock! He's the one you want!"

 

[ultimatefan]

No one messes with the Solo!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: How DARE you work for the competition?!!?
MOLINA: C´mon, you have to admit my performance as Ares was one of the highlights of the Wonder Woman animated movie!

 

[protocida]

SPIDER-MAN: Say it! SAY IT!

DOC OCK: Spider-Man is still one of the best comic-book movies ever, if not the best.

SPIDER-MAN: Damm straight!

 

[ultimatefan]

^Damn straight!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Lady in the corner: JESUS! I WANTED THE SPIDER IN THE BEDROOM KILLED!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: How DARE you work for the competition?!!?
MOLINA: C´mon, you have to admit my performance as Ares was one of the highlights of the Wonder Woman animated movie!

So true.

 

[Venomaniac]

MR. FANTASTIC: TONY STARK BUILT IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!