Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Hah, that panel doesn´t even need a caption!

 

[Panthro]

MJ sure knows how to make Peter jealous.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "You told me you were wearing a condom!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's not my fault it broke!"

 

[Milu]

Ah man, that one's right up there with "Quiet or Papa spank!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So how about that Catwoman? She's pretty hot isn't she?"
BBLACK CAT: ""

 

[protocida]

SPIDER-MAN: KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[protocida]

SPIDER-MAN: I've told Venom. MJ, bring me everyone.

MJ: What do you mean "Everyone"?

SPIDER-MAN: EEEEVERYOOOONEEEE!!!!

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "Why are you mad? I just said your costume does not show enough cleavage."

 

[LostMind]

Reed: "Where is MJ?"
Spidey: "MJ is at the apartment."
Reed: "Why?"
Spidey: "You know we went to get something to eat."
Reed: "Yea."
Spidey: "Thor was there."
Reed: "Ok."
Spidey: "MJ asks Thor about his hammer."
Reed: "Yea."
Spidey: "Then she asks if she can see it."
Reed: "Ok but that does not explain why she is not here."
Spidey: "Well for the past hour, He has been nailing her with his hammer."
Reed: "Oh."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "34-24-34."
Reed: "I say 36-24-34."
Spider-Woman(off panel): "You guys disgust me. Trying to figure out my measurements."
Reed: "We are not."
Spider-Man: "We just trying to remember the start-up code for the Fantasticar."
Spider-Woman: "Oh. Sorry."
Spider-Man: "It is ok."
Reed(after Spider-Woman leaves): "That was some quick thinking on your part."

 

[Panthro]

LostMind, all 3 of your captions ROCKED.

TOBEY: "Replace me with Zac Efron?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "So we're friends, right? When do those benefits start kickin' in?"
Cat: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Tonsa cool stuff, especially the code one, the cleavage one - it´s funny cuz it´s true - and the Zac Efron - the horror, the horror - one.

 

[ultimatefan]

Spider-Man: C´mon honey, you KNOW "platinum blonde" is a BS boyfriend-trying-to-be-nice euphemism, your hair is WHITE! I know it, you know it, everone knows it! It´s whiter than my Aunt May´s hair, for crying out loud!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Man, this is WAY too much Photoshop!

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Spider-Man: "34-24-34."
Reed: "I say 36-24-34."
Spider-Woman(off panel): "You guys disgust me. Trying to figure out my measurements."
Reed: "We are not."
Spider-Man: "We just trying to remember the start-up code for the Fantasticar."
Spider-Woman: "Oh. Sorry."
Spider-Man: "It is ok."
Reed(after Spider-Woman leaves): "That was some quick thinking on your part."

LOL! But what does the number represent? I mean, I know what they are referring to. But what exactly does it...measure? I hope that wasn't too confusing.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Double post.

 

[kedrell]

LOL! But what does the number represent? I mean, I know what they are referring to. But what exactly does it...measure? I hope that wasn't too confusing.

It's boobs/waist/ass.

 

[kedrell]

Spider-Man: "34-24-34."
Reed: "I say 36-24-34."
Spider-Woman(off panel): "You guys disgust me. Trying to figure out my measurements."
Reed: "We are not."
Spider-Man: "We just trying to remember the start-up code for the Fantasticar."
Spider-Woman: "Oh. Sorry."
Spider-Man: "It is ok."
Reed(after Spider-Woman leaves): "That was some quick thinking on your part."

Hehehe, lemme guess. Wings?

 

[Venom'sDad]

An angry Tobey @ SHH: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING CAPTIONS OF ME!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT!!!! UGH!

 

[protocida]

An angry Tobey @ SHH: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING CAPTIONS OF ME!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT!!!! UGH!

JOKER: Why so serious?

 

[Venom'sDad]

Good follow-up

 

[venomscurse2]

Reed: Parker! If you don't give a sh**, then what will the poor have to eat?!

 

[protocida]

REED: Would you **** me? Would you **** me? I'd **** me. HARD.

SPIDEY: ...

REED: ...

SPIDEY: ...

REED:

SPIDEY: That was ****ed up.

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: C´mon honey, you KNOW "platinum blonde" is a BS boyfriend-trying-to-be-nice euphemism, your hair is WHITE! I know it, you know it, everone knows it! It´s whiter than my Aunt May´s hair, for crying out loud!

Hehehe, Black Cat's still hot though. You wouldn't say Storm isn't hot simply because of her hair being white, would you?