Spider-Man Caption Thread.

Hahahahahaha

 

Uncle Ben: "Remember Peter, with great power comes a shot of vodka and a piece of ass."
Peter: "Huh?"
Uncle Ben: "Oh sorry, I was day dreaming that I was in an Iron Man movie for a second there."

 

these are all great! and thanks ultimate fan!

 

Brilliant.

 

Thanks, but credit goes to Korey over at Spill.com. Just watch their Iron Man review.

 

Ben: "A Michael Bay film is not that much different than a porno. It does not have the best acting. It is mostly about the action. You are kinda suprised that it has a plot."

 

Hehehehehe

 

Ben: "I need you buy alcohol since I have been banned by every liquor store in the tri-state area."
Peter: "Ok."
Ben: "So you got the fake ID."
Peter: "Yea."
Ben: "Let me see."
Peter: "Ok."
Ben: "McLoving? What are you trying to be? A Irish R&B singer?"

 

Hehehe, Spider-Bad.

 

Fan Girl: "Gee, you're not showing up with some news about Spider-Man 4 at this year's Comic-Con? Aww that's too bad, I was feeling promiscuous."



Robertson: "You get your ass in there and make something up."
Tobey: "Right-o, Cliff!!"

 

Fan Girl: "Looks like you'll be missing out on geeky nookie this year, huh?"

 

Ben: "Let me tell ya something about America, kid. Nobody likes smart-ass."

 

Peter: "I'm sorry, godfather. But it's just been so long since I've been on top of the world and now I'll be missing the Con this year and with it, all that fan girl tail I was getting used to. What am I gonna do, godfather? What can I do?"


JJJ: "YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!! What's a matter with you?"

 

^lol! Rofl!

 

Gresat stuff all around guys, especially the fan girl one and the Iron Man movie one.

 

BEN: And you can´t get a piece of THAT in your movies?!? Jesus, Peter, who produces your movies, the "League of Frustrated Women Against Use of Intimidantingly Hot Babes in Media"?!?

 

Hehehehehehehe, JJ makes a great Godfather stand in.

 

Brilliant. Purely, Truly, Simply Brilliant.


DEADPOOL: "Deadpool Says You're Okay!"
SPIDER-MAN: "...."


SPIDER-MAN: "Um, D, when you said you'd make me the Ultimate Badass, this isn't what I had in mind."
DEADPOOL: "Nah trust me dude, you've never looked this bad ass before and you'll never look this bad ass again!"

 

"Hey Spider. I'm feeling really lonely and cold. Want to share a bed?"








"I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
THANK YOU MEPHISTO!"

 

Hehehehehehehe

 

i cant belive you're saying it either spidey

 

Thanks Panthro Great stuff all around!

 

DEADPOOL: Okay, NOW you´re a New York superhero!


DEADPOOL: Yeah, if THIS doesn´t bring your franchise back to form, I´m a cold-blooded killer with a sick sense of humor!
SPIDER-MAN: Huh...
DEADPOOL: Shut the f*** up.