Hahahahahaha
Peter: "Uh, thanks uncle Ben but I really don't need pointers from you on how to please a woman in bed. Besides, aren't you like, a million years old by now?"
Uncle Ben : "Hey, there snow on top but fire down below kid."
Uncle Ben: "Remember Peter, with great power comes a shot of vodka and a piece of ass."
Peter: "Huh?"
Uncle Ben: "Oh sorry, I was day dreaming that I was in an Iron Man movie for a second there."
Brilliant.
Hehehehehe
Ben: "A Michael Bay film is not that much different than a porno. It does not have the best acting. It is mostly about the action. You are kinda suprised that it has a plot."
Hehehe, Spider-Bad.
Ben: "I need you buy alcohol since I have been banned by every liquor store in the tri-state area."
Peter: "Ok."
Ben: "So you got the fake ID."
Peter: "Yea."
Ben: "Let me see."
Peter: "Ok."
Ben: "McLoving? What are you trying to be? A Irish R&B singer?"
BEN: And you can´t get a piece of THAT in your movies?!? Jesus, Peter, who produces your movies, the "League of Frustrated Women Against Use of Intimidantingly Hot Babes in Media"?!?
Hehehehehehehe, JJ makes a great Godfather stand in.
Peter: "I'm sorry, godfather. But it's just been so long since I've been on top of the world and now I'll be missing the Con this year and with it, all that fan girl tail I was getting used to. What am I gonna do, godfather? What can I do?"
JJJ: "YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!! What's a matter with you?"
Brilliant. Purely, Truly, Simply Brilliant.
Fan Girl: "Gee, you're not showing up with some news about Spider-Man 4 at this year's Comic-Con? Aww that's too bad, I was feeling promiscuous."
Robertson: "You get your ass in there and make something up."
Tobey: "Right-o, Cliff!!"
Hehehehehehehe
"Hey Spider. I'm feeling really lonely and cold. Want to share a bed?"
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
THANK YOU MEPHISTO!"
"Hey Spider. I'm feeling really lonely and cold. Want to share a bed?"
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
THANK YOU MEPHISTO!"
