Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: *singing* Oh, yeah! All right! Gonna get some booty tonight!

 

[Symbiote789]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Seeing MJ on handcuffs is always fun...

 

[ultimatefan]

CARNAGE: Hey, I´m here too!!
SPIDEY: Get lost, cheap knock-off!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spidey: What's that explosion?
Venom: Its probably just Iron Man trying to bomb the IMAX screenings of the Dark Knight.
Spidey: Oh.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: Venom only! If you even go near my movie franchise, Brock and I will kick your red and black cheap knock-off of Venom ass!

 

[Spider-Kid]

SPIDER-MAN: Venom only! If you even go near my movie franchise, Brock and I will kick your red and black cheap knock-off of Venom ass!

Hehehehe

 

[The Navigator]

This election year, why settle for a weak, simpering, and all-too human political candidate? You need someone more evolved. More dignified. More machine.

Doctor Octopus. He's educated, but knows how to get tough.

Tough on reform.

Tough on the rich.

Hell, he's tough on those I-get-welfare-but-don't-need-it elderly folks.

He's clearly the best man for the job. But he's more than just a man. He's the future.

Vote for Doctor Octopus. Because many hands make light work. Paid for by the commitee to elect Doctor Octopus.

 

[Alex The Great]

Haha

 

[Dr. Fate]

This election year, why settle for a weak, simpering, and all-too human political candidate? You need someone more evolved. More dignified. More machine.

Doctor Octopus. He's educated, but knows how to get tough.

Tough on reform.

Tough on the rich.

Hell, he's tough on those I-get-welfare-but-don't-need-it elderly folks.

He's clearly the best man for the job. But he's more than just a man. He's the future.

Vote for Doctor Octopus. Because many hands make light work. Paid for by the commitee to elect Doctor Octopus.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! FTW!

DOC OCK: "Kill me after only one film will you?!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! FTW!

DOC OCK: "Kill me after only one film will you?!"

hehe, poor Dock Ock...

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Doc Ock campaign one.

 

[ultimatefan]

AUNT MAY: How DARE you pee in public, and from this height? You could hurt people down there!!
DOC OCK: Get lost, old hag! Had to take a couple beers before robbing the bank, okay?

 

[Doctor Jones]

DOC OCK: Oh, and before I kill you... I faked every orgasm!

 

[Doctor Jones]

This election year, why settle for a weak, simpering, and all-too human political candidate? You need someone more evolved. More dignified. More machine.

Doctor Octopus. He's educated, but knows how to get tough.

Tough on reform.

Tough on the rich.

Hell, he's tough on those I-get-welfare-but-don't-need-it elderly folks.

He's clearly the best man for the job. But he's more than just a man. He's the future.

Vote for Doctor Octopus. Because many hands make light work. Paid for by the commitee to elect Doctor Octopus.

Hahahahaha! Brilliant! I'll vote for him. At least he changed things for people's lives.

 

[The Navigator]

Thanks Alex, Ult., and Drs Jones and Fate.

"Sorry, Donald, but we agreed 'Octavius Tower' or nothing."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Alex, Ult., and Drs Jones and Fate.

"Sorry, Donald, but we agreed 'Octavius Tower' or nothing."

Hahahaha! Great! You should come to these threads more often!

 

[Doctor Jones]

AUNT MAY: Surely Spider-Man will save me.
DOC OCK: He can't. And don't call me Shirley.

 

[The Navigator]

Hahahaha! Great! You should come to these threads more often!

I come to these threads all the time. I liked the Shirley one.

 

[Silver Spider]

Doctor Octopus: Only, I, Doctor Octopus am brilliant enough to complete the world's first Rubik's Truncated Icosahedron.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

And It hink she likes being owned.

Lots of great stuff here, gotta love the back & forth rapport of Aunt May & Doc Ock.

AUNT MAY: "Really now, as a doctor, you should know of all people that smoking isn't like doing evil things. You can quit/stop doing evil things."

 

[Doctor Jones]

I come to these threads all the time. I liked the Shirley one.

Oh. And thanks!

 

[Dr. Fate]

DOC OCK: "I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys, especially the icosahedron and "fake orgasm" ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

DOC OCK: If you find it astonishing that my bowels produced something like THIS, you should have seen it get out...