Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Dr. Fate]

DOC OCK: If you find it astonishing that my bowels produced something like THIS, you should have seen it get out...

Hehehe

DOC OCK: "Do you find me sadistic?"

 

[Doctor Jones]

DOC OCK: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Spider-Man.
SPIDER-MAN: What?
DOC OCK: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
SPIDER-MAN: What's that make us?
DOC OCK: Absolutely nothing!

 

[Dr. Fate]

DOC OCK: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Spider-Man.
SPIDER-MAN: What?
DOC OCK: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
SPIDER-MAN: What's that make us?
DOC OCK: Absolutely nothing!

Bwahahahahaha! Spaceballs never fails!

GG: "Hi, I'm the Green Goblin, I'll be Dr. Octopus's running mate for this coming election. We'll be representing the Republicans against Iron Man and his running mate War Machine, they'll be representing the Democrats."

 

[The Navigator]

Bwahahahahaha! Spaceballs never fails!

GG: "Hi, I'm the Green Goblin, I'll be Dr. Octopus's running mate for this coming election. We'll be representing the Republicans against Iron Man and his running mate War Machine, they'll be representing the Democrats."

Something's gone wrong with the world when the billionaire industrialists are representing the Democrats...

 

[Doctor Jones]

Something's gone wrong with the world when the billionaire industrialists are representing the Democrats...

Hehehehe. And thanks Fate! Spaceballs always never fails.

 

[Chris Wallace]

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's symbiote!

That's perfect!

 

[Chris Wallace]

Symbiote: "And I am telling you...I'm not going. You're the best man I've ever known. There's no way I can ever go..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Love the Spaceballs reference and the democrats/republicans one.

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: What was I thinking, having sex with Amy Winehouse?!?

 

[Chris Wallace]

Ouch.

 

[The Navigator]

PETER: What was I thinking, having sex with Amy Winehouse?!?

Ouch indeed.

"You...made...me...DANCE!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

After Peter's was in his prime in his disco days, and he realized it didn't suit him, the only way to get the suit off was to listen to today's current music. Can you argue with the results?

 

[Symbiote789]

 

[Dr. Fate]

PETER: What was I thinking, having sex with Amy Winehouse?!?

Mega-OUCH.

Thanks guys, good stuff all around.

DOC OCK: "Gimme your lunch money!"

DOC OCK: "For the last time, if you give me the idol, I'll give you the whip!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

DOC OCK: "For the last time, if you give me the idol, I'll give you the whip!"[/quote]

Bwhahahahahaha! Brilliant! You should do one with Ock and a picture of Ford from KOTCS. Satipo's revenge!

 

[Doctor Jones]

HAL SPARKS: Are Kirsten Dunst's breasts really that big?
SPIDER-MAN: Yup.
HAL SPARKS: Cool...

 

[Doctor Jones]

I just thought, this picture would make great captions to talk about pop culture and movies. Like the Batman/Superman one from JL.

 

[Spider-Kid]

HaL Sparks: So, a Spider-Man 4... Pretty cool, huh?
Spider-Man: Not really. I have a Bad feeling it's gonna be another Bastard sequel like X-men 3, pIRATES OF THE cARRIBEAN 3, Spider-Man 3, I don't know...
Hal Sparks: Cool.

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, "ouch" is what I was going for...

Love the "idol for the whip" one and the "men´s room" ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: Huh, I know it´s not my business, but how the hell are you gonna do that without a ziper?
SPIDEY: Oh s***!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

HAL:*looks over* Nice d!ck
SPIDEY: Thanks.
HAL: Where'd you get it?
SPIDEY: I made it.
HAL: Huh?!
SPIDEY: Are you talking about my outfit?
HAL: No.
SPIDEY: Oh... Thanks anyway though.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ Lol, brilliant!

 

[I Am The Knight]

HAL:*looks over* Nice d!ck
SPIDEY: Thanks.
HAL: Where'd you get it?
SPIDEY: I made it.
HAL: Huh?!
SPIDEY: Are you talking about my outfit?
HAL: No.
SPIDEY: Oh... Thanks anyway though.

LOL!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe, lots of good stuff guys.

HAL SPARKS: "Which Ninja Turtle is your favorite?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Leonardo."
HAL SPARKS: "Blasphemer!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks alot guys!