Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "I always prayed a beautiful girl would fall from the sky and into my arms."

 

[The Navigator]

SPIDEY: So, uh....you wanna boink?
CAT: What do you think this is, Brazil?



...sorry, ult.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Stoppit, whad do you think this is, a Cartoon?
Black Cat: Yeah. I never realized that when it actually was.
Spider-Man: Well GTFO me.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "My name's Buck, and I'm here to f---"

BLACK CAT: "Don't cuss! This is a kids' show."

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "Stop undressing me with your eyes!!"
Spidey: "Then stop looking through my Oakley's."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, I'm Spider-Man. Wanna go out on a date?"

BLACK CAT: "Put me down!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Is that a yes?"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Actually in that case, we dated before we decided to be friends, so it´s not like I knew her for a long time before having sex with her.

Ok. Major props for getting laid, buddy. t:

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "My name's Buck, and I'm here to f---"

BLACK CAT: "Don't cuss! This is a kids' show."

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: Dammit, Felicia, it's only a mouse.

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: It´s the webswinging, isn´t it? Chicks dig the webswinging!

Coming Next Summer: Spider-Man Forever!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, where's the cream-filling?"
Black Cat: "Oh honey, I'm not like a pastry. I'm more like a Tootsie Pop."
Spider-Man: "So all I need to do is give enough licks to get to the center AND THEN I get my cream-filling."
Black Cat: "Uh, sort of..."

Bwahahahahahahahaha, Spidey wants "candy".

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I always prayed a beautiful girl would fall from the sky and into my arms."

Hehehehe, ah every man's dream at one point or another.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Take me Spidey! Take me NOW!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Where? I'm low on gas & you need a jacket."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, don't get your panties in a twist."
BLACK CAT: "But I'm not wearing any panties!" [pause] "Oh no..."
SPIDER-MAN: "This is suddenly the best day of my life."

 

[Panthro]

Black Cat: "Stop undressing me with your eyes!!"
Spidey: "Then stop looking through my Oakley's."

Bwahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "There's no way that YOU of all people could possibly be a virgin - you're 25 years old and you're smokin' hot! The human race would never allow a woman as hot as you to remain a virgin into your mid-20s!"

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: " I am going make to sweet love to you baby."

Black Cat: "Chef"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Where's my blimp been for the last god knows how many Thanksgivings?!"
IRON MAN: "Forget his blimp, how come I ain't got no blimp?"

 

[bored]

Spider-Man: We don't like your kind, boy.
Iron Man: You want to fit in here, you've got to have a fey, colorful costume and a painfully obvious code-name.
The Lizard: All I have issss a sssskin condition inssstead of a cossstume, but they let me in becausssse of the sheer obviousssnesss of my name, and this annoying lissssp I sssspeak with. They actually pay me to do that.

 

[bored]

Black Cat: Oh thank God you came. I thought I was going to die. Oh, you're such a hero Dar- OH HOLY **** YOU'RE NOT DAREDEVIL!

Spider-Man: Hehehe, yeeeaahhhhh! Mmmmm, baby, you got mah spider sense tingling, yo.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: Did you just cut in front of us for The Dark Knight DVD's?

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: We frown at you Joel Shumacher!

 

[3dman27]

SPIDER-MAN: "Where's my blimp been for the last god knows how many Thanksgivings?!"
IRON MAN: "Forget his blimp, how come I ain't got no blimp?"

spidey "maybe you'drather have a parade float shellhead"
i.m."now that you mention it that DOES sound better"

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: Hey,kids! Can you figure out which one of us is not leaning in the same direction?