Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superwoman Prime]

Like Doctor Jones' last one there.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDEY: "See? I am too a pick-up artist."

 

[Panthro]

hehehe, nutless monkey

SPIDEY: "See? I am too a pick-up artist."

Bwahahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "Spider, get your hand off my ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's an accident!"
BLACK CAT: "It's still there!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's still an accident!"
BLACK CAT: "And it's still there!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I know."

BLACK CAT: "Are you grabbing my ass?!?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No."
BLACK CAT: "Well... why not?"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks. It's from Tropic Thunder. If you haven't seen it, drop what you're doing and rent it now.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehe, the "grab my ass one" runs are great!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, I see you been working out.
BLACK CAT: You could have just asked, instead of grabbing my ass!
SPIDER-MAN: You could lie, you know. I understand how women are self-counscious about those things...

 

[Spider-Kid]

Black Cat: Stop coming close to me so you can admire my breasts!!!
Spider-Man: Aw c'mon, I never get the chance

 

[Doctor Jones]

JJJ: I WILL F***ING MASSACRE YOU!!!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, I see you been working out.
BLACK CAT: You could have just asked, instead of grabbing my ass!
SPIDER-MAN: You could lie, you know. I understand how women are self-counscious about those things...

Bwahahahahahaha! And thanks.

BLACK CAT: "For the last time, it's not a wig and no I'm not an albino!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, either way baby you're still hot in my eyes."

 

[kedrell]

BLACK CAT: "Just what are you staring at?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bullseye."

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: Spidey, I am so ready to take it to the next level."
Spider-Man: "Really?"
Black Cat: "Yeah. Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro, and heh, poor Felicia, always self-conscious about her "granny" hair...

hehehehehehehe, funny, but I have to say, Brazillian women aren´t quite as liberal as they´re perceived, it´s the Carnaval that makes that image, Sweden or Norwegian women are a lot more liberal.

Even the chick from my avvy is actually a pretty complicated one - evangelical, bipolar, you name it... - that´s why we never actually dated - but she´s great for an occasional hankypanky...

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "That's a nice looking outfit you got there."
Cat: "Thanks."
Spidey: "Yeah, it'll look great all rolled up in a ball next to my bed in the morning."
Cat: ""

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Just what are you staring at?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bullseye."

Haha!
So Spidey thinking about pulling a Superman?

 

[kedrell]

^Well you just know that Cat's the kinda girl to have a California license plate.t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks, Panthro, and heh, poor Felicia, always self-conscious about her "granny" hair...

hehehehehehehe, funny, but I have to say, Brazillian women aren´t quite as liberal as they´re perceived, it´s the Carnaval that makes that image, Sweden or Norwegian women are a lot more liberal.

Even the chick from my avvy is actually a pretty complicated one - evangelical, bipolar, you name it... - that´s why we never actually dated - but she´s great for an occasional hankypanky...

So are you saying she's your b*tch? Or she's a hooker?

 

[Panthro]

Spidey: "That's a nice looking outfit you got there."
Cat: "Thanks."
Spidey: "Yeah, it'll look great all rolled up in a ball next to my bed in the morning."
Cat: ""

Bwahahahahahaha, oh Spidey, you use the worst pick up lines.

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: "I have to ask you a question."
Black Cat: "What is the question."
Spiderman: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

 

[LostMind]

^Well you just know that Cat's the kinda girl to have a California license plate.t:

It goes well with her New York boobs.

 

[ultimatefan]

So are you saying she's your b*tch? Or she's a hooker?

She´s a friend with benefits, or, as we say in Portuguese, "amizade colorida" ("colorful friendship").

 

[ultimatefan]

^Well you just know that Cat's the kinda girl to have a California license plate.t:

She´s actually from an industrial city, but her dream is to live here in Florianópolis, which is a beach city that attracts a similar type to the "California chick".

 

[3dman27]

spidey"something's bothering me cat"
bc"what?"
spidey if my cw for kids series was contracted for TWO SEASONS WHY are the still airing season1 repeats"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks Panthro. And hey everyone. Been a couple of days.

SPIDER-MAN: "Well you're all just piss and vinegar, aren't you."

 

[Doctor Jones]

She´s a friend with benefits, or, as we say in Portuguese, "amizade colorida" ("colorful friendship").

Holy crap, you boink a friend? In Brazil guys and girls who are just friends boink eachother? Here, that would be very awkward.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The word itself "boink" is sorta odd here.